NationStates Jolt Archive

*Reporter Harry Burnsin stands in a medium size newroom broadcasting to the whole world*

Today, Communist Louisiana tested its first nuclear weapon by dropping of plane. The test went as planed in the satillite nation of Galette. No one was hurt in the test by the nuclear blast. Gerneral George Burzi had said

"We are very pleased at the result of this test. This test will launch not just Communist Louisiana and the United Soviet Socialist Confederacy forward, but it launches the protection of our allies also. We have much more testing to continue. Right now we are developing a long range ICBM missile to carry the nuclear warhead to any of our enimes if they and only if they declair nuclear war upon us. With the help of our comrades we will also build the guidence systems to control the ICBM once it is launched to make sure if does not veer off corse. The workers of the USSC and Communist Louisiana have now entered the age of nuclear weapons.."

*Reporter Harry Burnsin states "On a lighter note Louisiana's own boxer Peter (Stalin) Smirinoff has one the boxing championship in our region. We now return you to your program"

In response, due to what happened to a nation who also recently made their first nuclear test, ViZion will set up a no-fly zone around the border, except with Communist Louisiana's planes, and commercial and commuter planes cleared before entering into the space. We also are sending our transporter missile launchers for Communist Louisiana's defenses.

Communist Louisiana, congratulations. We are doing this for your safety, as another nation recently was attacked by a nuclear bomb after their first test.

Congrats CL! Reminds me when I fired my first nuke!