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Declaration of War on Borderlands of Goblin Hordes

10-02-2004, 17:41
The people of Santiago de Compastela would like to issue a declaration of war on the Borderlands of Goblin Hordes. They have attacked and desecrated my home region of Moria. ANy allies in my cause would be welcome.

As of tomorrow, my forces will begin their assault!
10-02-2004, 20:39
Let the trumpets sound; The armies of Plochoria are massing such as they have not since they ousted Lord Finbar from command, turning dictatorship into democracy. Several hundred thousandf ground forces, 12 entire regiments of shock troops, and four squadrons of Armoured Fists elite troops in their massive tank transports are mustered already- and the great call has only just begun.

At sea, thirty massive battleships, led by the flagship Finbar's Folly, 50 smaller vessels and 80 light escort cruisers, in addition to a massive 12 aircraft carriers.

In the skies, 54 squadrons of improved Nebula class fighters scream from the hangars on strafing runs, and the 12 Massive Flying Fortresses that are the Plochorian Skybases hover ominously, refueling with their full com,plament of 60 bomber squadrons within their heavily armoured bulks. Look out Goblin Hordes. Moria is fighting back.
11-02-2004, 19:49
Seven thousand men from the Plochorian 1st marched over the border today, destroying several small settlements. Resistance is light, and nothing appears to be alive in this land save the few fleeing civilians.

Fight back or be destroyed Goblin Hordes
13-02-2004, 10:02
The border forts on the edges of Goblin Hordes are overrun with dwarvish warriors. The eastern borders of the land are now the Alliance's.
13-02-2004, 10:04
i might help you they killled pelanor fields
Humpty-Dumpty
13-02-2004, 10:05
I will join the war :twisted: and send 10 units of support the war is nearly won 8)
Ghout
13-02-2004, 10:08
OOC: Don't post victories without giving the enemy a chance to respond first. Did you telegram Goblin Hordes about this thread?

(considers sending troops to help the goblins)
(decides to wait and see what happens)
Kazard guard
13-02-2004, 10:08
i will join the war of which we lick each others buns
Humpty-Dumpty
13-02-2004, 19:51
:oops: Sorry :oops:
13-02-2004, 21:12
This war is a bit one sided eh, any ways I will fight as an ally of Polchoria our warriors are 1st class 8) . I shall attack from the south with 1,000 men and 200 tanks

They will go no further WE RIDE!!!
13-02-2004, 21:13
This war is a bit one sided eh, any ways I will fight as an ally of Polchoria our warriors are 1st class 8) . I shall attack from the south with 1,000 men and 200 tanks

They will go no further WE RIDE!!!
13-02-2004, 21:13
This war is a bit one sided eh, any ways I will fight as an ally of Polchoria our warriors are 1st class 8) . I shall attack from the south with 1,000 men and 200 tanks

They will go no further WE RIDE!!!
13-02-2004, 21:13
This war is a bit one sided eh, any ways I will fight as an ally of Polchoria our warriors are 1st class 8) . I shall attack from the south with 1,000 men and 200 tanks

They will go no further WE RIDE!!!
13-02-2004, 21:13
This war is a bit one sided eh, any ways I will fight as an ally of Polchoria our warriors are 1st class 8) . I shall attack from the south with 1,000 men and 200 tanks

They will go no further WE RIDE!!!
13-02-2004, 21:13
This war is a bit one sided eh, any ways I will fight as an ally of Polchoria our warriors are 1st class 8) . I shall attack from the south with 1,000 men and 200 tanks

They will go no further WE RIDE!!!
Humpty-Dumpty
14-02-2004, 14:11
What happened here :?
Rotovia
14-02-2004, 14:19
[tag]
14-02-2004, 23:33
Ya! I did telegram him. If he refuses to fight that's his business. His eastern flank is virtually overrun, so if he don;t fight back he don't live!
Muktar
14-02-2004, 23:35
What if he isn't logged on? Then he wouldn't get your T-Gram.
14-02-2004, 23:36
I telegrammed him almost a week ago.
15-02-2004, 00:10
i will help goblin hordes if he replies needs aid and telegrams me back
300,000 troops on standby
Humpty-Dumpty
15-02-2004, 15:58
I think he needs alot of aid :wink: .I also telegramed him a week ago. I have decided to increase my presence by 30,000 men in case you decide to help him.
15-02-2004, 16:32
I think we should go to war with Goblin Hordes Regiments 1-5, Im sure we have enough power :twisted:. My army for the invasion of these countries shall consist of 500,000 men and 17 ships
The Freethinkers
15-02-2004, 16:34
The Freethinker nuclear submarine Trident sat quietly in international waters, its sleek black hull resting a hundred feet below the surface as its crew monitered the situation.
Jingnos
15-02-2004, 16:43
The warriors of Jingnos need a good workout but they will only fight if opposition is present and none of the Goblin Hordes hav been active for a week
16-02-2004, 07:01
This state officially cedes itself to The Inner Sanctum of MrNonchalant.
MrNonchalant
16-02-2004, 07:06
Ehem. Cease immediately or incur the wrath of The Inner Sanctum of MrNonchalant. Allow me to do the math for you:

Opposed

Santiago de Compastela 29 million
Plochoria 173 million
Humpty-Dumpty 127 million
Kazard guard 137 million
Bumlick 154 million

Total 620 million

For

MrNonchalant 1.91 billion

Total 1.91 billion
16-02-2004, 19:12
Mr Nonchalant, this is none of your business. Do your worst, but we will not go down without a fight. I am calling in all reserves, petitioning for allies, and my scientists are working ever harder on the airborne weapon the Coalition Against Goblin Hordes (CAGH) is developing.

Jignos, please stay out, we do not wish to have to fight you as well.

And the Freelancer Trident has 48 hours to leave before the massed Santiago de Compastela Real Company Irlandes marches with their rocket and missile batteries to the shore, the radar-based underwater laser network fires at them, the nazy currently surrounding them assaults and our submarine squads hone in.
Ghout
17-02-2004, 08:41
This state officially cedes itself to The Inner Sanctum of MrNonchalant.
OOC: Why are people still trying to attack?
17-02-2004, 09:39
I have no idea what "cede" means, as I am Spanish and my co,mmand of the language of Inglaterra is not full yet.

I continue my war against Goblin Hordes, and if he wants MrNonchalant to help him, we will fight him too!
17-02-2004, 09:39
I have no idea what "cede" means, as I am Spanish and my co,mmand of the language of Inglaterra is not full yet.

I continue my war against Goblin Hordes, and if he wants MrNonchalant to help him, we will fight him too!
Frisbeeteria
17-02-2004, 18:48
I have no idea what "cede" means,
* Incoming TELEX on Santiago de Compastela private security channels, unencrypted *

"cede: to give up or surrender, esp. formally"

"Goblin Hordes are now the legal property of MrNonchalant, in accordance with international law. An attack on Goblin Hordes is not merely an attack on an ally of MrNonchalant, but on MrNonchalant in corpus."

- signed: OOD, FrisGenMilSpec, Diplomatic Branch -

.:: Message Ends ::.

* end of transmission *
Humpty-Dumpty
17-02-2004, 20:11
I would leave the sub out of it.This war has just gotten alot harder so we must get more help I will ask all players I know
17-02-2004, 20:19
I crave war so I shall join in the war against Mr.Nonchalant £0 units are ready to go now with many more to go :twisted:
17-02-2004, 20:26
Olopto
532 million all army will attack
2million troops
1000 tanks
100 cargo planes for evacuation purpouses
10 nimitz class aircraft carriers
25 Arleigh Burke Class Missile Destroyer
750 AIM-7 Sparrow AAM
and 1250 equip to the aim sparrow planes

you may want to rethink this attack on goblin
17-02-2004, 20:30
I shall fight on Santigo's side with 5000 men, I am a small nation but I to have Friends to call upon Muwhahah :twisted:
17-02-2004, 20:51
I shall join this war on Santiago's side (neighbour). As will my cousins, friends, brothers, mwa ha ha! And don't forget the secret weapon he mentioned. :twisted:
17-02-2004, 20:52
I shall aid Santiago!
17-02-2004, 20:59
Santiago, for God's sake let Jignos join us!

Olopto, please, please, please I'm begging you do not join this war. I have no quarrel with you.

In this war I shall solely target Goblin Hordes. We will figth MrNonchalant's legions if they defend the gobbos or invade us, but we will make no attempt to destroy them. We might be pursuaded to cease war but ONLY if Goblin Hordes sends us a full apologu by telgram, and then we will tell him our second minor demand.
Jingnos
17-02-2004, 21:00
Me too I may be small but my armies are fierce and weapons brutal!
My all powerful army will contain:
20 ships includin' 5 aircraft carriers
20 aircraft
500,000 men with 300 tanks
Jingnos
17-02-2004, 21:00
Me too, I may be small but my armies are fierce and weapons brutal!
My all powerful army will contain:
20 ships includin' 5 aircraft carriers
20 aircraft
500,000 men with 300 tanks
22-02-2004, 17:57
OOC: Why is there another thread with the same name and purpose I suggest they should be merged
22-02-2004, 19:25
What the... this thread disappeared!
Humpty-Dumpty
22-02-2004, 20:47
OOC: Well it's reappeared now

IC: We shall wait for the enemy to make their move
23-02-2004, 20:01
20 divisions of Akazani troops that are trained for battle in extremely cold climate marched over the northern border of Goblin Hordes. All they found was their allies forces, where have all the people gone?
27-02-2004, 21:08
:roll: :oops: 8) :( :o :lol: :cry: :wink: :twisted: :P :? :) :D :shock: :x :evil: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :arrow: :wink: :roll: :twisted: :evil: :x :P :oops: :cry: :lol: 8) :? :shock: :D :) :( :o
27-02-2004, 21:09
:roll: :oops: 8) :( :o :lol: :cry: :wink: :twisted: :P :? :) :D :shock: :x :evil: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :arrow: :wink: :roll: :twisted: :evil: :x :P :oops: :cry: :lol: 8) :? :shock: :D :) :( :o poo
27-02-2004, 21:10
:roll: :oops: 8) :( :o :lol: :cry: :wink: :twisted: :P :? :) :D :shock: :x :evil: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :arrow: :wink: :roll: :twisted: :evil: :x :P :oops: :cry: :lol: 8) :? :shock: :D :) :( :o poo
27-02-2004, 23:58
Shut up, Sphinx.

The massed CAGH forcs, now reinforced by Akazan, muster within the boundaries of the border, waiting for some counterstrike by MrNonchalant and friends. WIth no resistance forthcoming, they prepared the march to the capital city of Goblin Hordes.

They forgot a map and wandered halfway across the world, and had just finished reducing one of the city's of S_P_H_I_N_X to a blazing ruin when they realsied their mistake. They returned 4 years later, having fought 37 different countries, this time found a map, and began their march towards Goblin Hordes capital city!
Humpty-Dumpty
28-02-2004, 20:17
LOL :lol: any way this Mr.Nonchalant guy thinks he can beat us just because he has a ton of people we'll show him.
My forces began the long march west to Goblin Hordes' 2nd city and encountered some opposition in the form of state funded terroist groups
Humpty-Dumpty
29-02-2004, 14:42
BUMP!!!!!!
29-02-2004, 21:17
I'm afraid te bump signalised that our brave ally Humpty Dumpty ran into a snag and had their forces destroyed. However, I sent all the King's horses and allt he King's men to put him back togetehr again :wink:

In other news, the army of Plochoria faced a huge terrorist group. At the hieght of the battle, 37 much depelted armies from 37 angry countries attacked the field, ravaged Plochoria's armies and reduced them to gibbering ruins, before presenting the Lord Finbar of Plochoria with no less than 12 thousand complimentary maps so he never gets lost and attacks them again. :oops:
29-02-2004, 23:55
Olopto will still help goblin hordes with now an increased power military
Humpty-Dumpty
01-03-2004, 18:51
After that short fragmentation I'm together again as Robo-Dumpty :!:
My forces advanced to a nearby town (Name not known) and set up a Humpty repair station incase there are any more bumps.

The rest of my forces succeded in destroying a terrorist groups main members
Kazard guard
03-03-2004, 19:32
i have made a new weapon called THE INGES, a choper which flies over the battle flied spray car battery acid ( of the strongest type ) on thier troops before my air hawk gunship sweeps in and cleans up :D :D :D :D :D :twisted: :evil: :x :twisted:
04-03-2004, 18:51
Hah! The CAGH have developed a peculiar type of gas which turns humans into fish! We are preparing to unleash it on Goblin Hordes, while our troops march in, fully vaccinated (but without vaccines so they can't be fought.)

Unforetunately the 12,000 complimentary maps we were given were all handed over top our somewhat incompetant allies at Jignos, Kazard Guard etc. The idiots in charge of Humpty Dumpty read it upside down, so we yet again left the country, attacked a small weak country named France, were totally trashed and recieved 2,000 new maps. Oh well!
Humpty-Dumpty
04-03-2004, 19:28
We are getting quite a nice map collection aren't we :lol:
Humpty-Dumpty
05-03-2004, 19:46
BUMP! (Thank god for that Repair station)
Kazard guard
06-03-2004, 13:26
i have had no more contact with the emperor of goblin hordes but i have been shearching the nearby villages for hidden bunker etc :evil: :(
06-03-2004, 19:32
Good idea. In an diffrent thread I recalled some troops but now I'm sending then back :)
06-03-2004, 21:58
Plochoria, I am officially ordering all your military commanders be aided by one of mine. If you continue the way you are going, I think you may gain us approximately... 9739 enemy nations!
Kazard guard
08-03-2004, 19:19
how u doing baby :D :D
Kazard guard
09-03-2004, 17:30
thier emperor was not thier emperor but it was thier minister of educatoin it appear he has discert them in thier our of need :D :D




ha ha h ah ah ah ah ah ha?
Humpty-Dumpty
10-03-2004, 21:33
OOC: Shut up Kazard.

IC: The bombing of Goblin Hordes' capital started tonight as sevral squadrons of bombers let it rip :mrgreen:
11-03-2004, 18:57
The Santiago Armed Legions drew up before the Southern side of the Capital City of Goblin Hordes. Their heavy artillery is in position to pound the city in preperation for assault. Fight back or be consumed, GH,.
Kazard guard
11-03-2004, 19:35
i am attacking with all my forces at the north of thier capital city
Daradah
12-03-2004, 13:26
The Dominion of Daradah pledges allegiance to Santiago de Compastela and all those against the Goblin Hordes. Do what you will.

Carry on then. :D
12-03-2004, 17:31
i have had my troops fly in over night and they are now attacking from the north with kazard guard 8) 8)
12-03-2004, 17:37
kazard has had me fly my troops in over night as well and my troops are now attackingf from the east side 8) 8)
12-03-2004, 17:40
we have flown in as well and are now attacking from the east 8) 8)
12-03-2004, 22:11
The legions of Santiago marched from the southern side to the capital city. With the Prime Minister of Plochoria bestowing a thousand thank-yous on Daradah, she advised him to keep his vast legions in reserve should a relief force arrive from Mr Nonchalant or Olopto.
Daradah
13-03-2004, 01:54
I have sent a quarter of my troops to attack them from the west and I several bomber planes attacking from the north. They are now surrounded.

The rest of my troops are resting and waiting for war.
Kazard guard
13-03-2004, 22:37
i have encircled the outer ring of the capital and are waiting for my orders to press on i have had my troops fortify thier positions

over n out 8) 8)
13-03-2004, 22:52
kazard guard telegramed me and i am now pushing my military forces into the east of the capital
they will be dead in two days



:D :) :( :shock: :? 8) :lol: :x :P :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow:
Kazard guard
14-03-2004, 08:44
i have encountered no miltary resistence but there are some locals who have been throwing fireworks at my army
i have ordered my troops to responed with plastic bullets :? :?
Humpty-Dumpty
14-03-2004, 17:00
IC: The newly formed coalation(sp) between me and Bumlick has decided to send its forces to keep up the seige.

OOC: It's hard to have a war without an enemy isn't it :(
15-03-2004, 18:23
Actually, I like it! If we're resisted we may actually need to fiht!
Kazard guard
15-03-2004, 18:33
all the resistance that came from the locals has stopped my troops are at the town centre where it appears mosat of thier forces have gathered

did that happen to all you,re troops or have stepped into a trap


weird huh :?: :?:
Lord Eddbob the Unholy
15-03-2004, 19:23
I have sent in a quarter of of already booming army. We are checking the sewers 4 any survivers and so far have managed to find an enemy general and 2 squadrons. It appears as if they have an underground operation and sugggest that we send more troops to explore for as i go to one place it seems as though they have only just left and i just can't seem 2 locate them. The general told me nothing but some of the troops have said that the full force of their army has yet 2 be revealed. They died laughing
Kazard guard
17-03-2004, 08:43
i have killed all their parlament as they surendered when they saw my tanks

we win we win we win we win we win
Humpty-Dumpty
17-03-2004, 19:19
Kazard U can not declare victory since the enemy has not responeded
Daradah
19-03-2004, 11:06
Hmm this is a little confusing
Kazard guard
19-03-2004, 18:17
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21-03-2004, 10:23
Shut up
Kazard guard
21-03-2004, 14:41
if i don't win who wins

and i wanna win :D :) :) :) :( :( :( :o :o :shock: :shock: :shock: :? :? 8) 8) :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll: :shock: :shock:
21-03-2004, 17:56
OOC: Kazard, SHUT UP!!!!!
MrNonChalant is confusing me :? , he said "I don't do RP" but then he said "this is not a surrender"
Luftsgerden
21-03-2004, 19:50
The Republic of Luftsgerden have sent in a small tank and infantry contingent over to protect our interests. We will not enter the war yet, but will wait to se which side is inbetter interest of Luftsgerden.

Sincerely,
The President of
Luftsgerden
21-03-2004, 19:52
OOC/ umm ok... check out this thread http://s4.invisionfree.com/The_Unforgiven_Board/index.php?c=6

You will love the goodies we have!/OOC
Kazard guard
22-03-2004, 18:14
we win is that ok

and the guy who posted before me is f**ked up :P :P :P :P :P
22-03-2004, 19:20
This is BORING I may well pull out all my forces :shock:
Kazard guard
25-03-2004, 18:45
i have ordered my troops to burn everything and now they are moving out so ha ha











































































































































































































i win :twisted:
Luftsgerden
26-03-2004, 00:26
Crap!!! Wars over before it began!!!! That bites!!!!!
Daradah
28-03-2004, 08:14
What's this? While Kazard guard was burning the Goblin Hordes, a meeting between the other troops, who had withdrawn, had occurred and it was voted to storm Kazard in secret due to much, much annoyance!

Daradah has bombed Kazard and Kazard only has a few soldiers left!!

:twisted: That's what you get for being irritating...
Muordoa
28-03-2004, 08:49
The Commonwealth of Muordoa is sending a squadron of 60 krosan attack fighters to launch a pre-emptive strike against Kazard Guard. This is an official Declaration of War, Although your country will not last one bombing, fool. Muerden Shock force fleet is on standby. They carry40mm dual doublae autofire autocannons, with 8 homing smart bombs each. They all have your name on them.
28-03-2004, 09:06
i have come up with an amazing inventoin that kills everything in all the natoins that are killing kazard guard there fore you all die
i win
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Muordoa
28-03-2004, 09:15
No. Just no.



Read the post you made before this.


That is EXACTLY why you <b>LOSE</b>
Humpty-Dumpty
28-03-2004, 10:22
The Commonwealth of Muordoa is sending a squadron of 60 krosan attack fighters to launch a pre-emptive strike against Kazard Guard. This is an official Declaration of War, Although your country will not last one bombing, fool. Muerden Shock force fleet is on standby. They carry40mm dual doublae autofire autocannons, with 8 homing smart bombs each. They all have your name on them.
I'm sorry but you're too small a nation to do that.
Muordoa
28-03-2004, 10:33
But if you look at his post, i win anyways, b/c hes a complete moron.
Muordoa
28-03-2004, 10:33
Too small to have 60 pilots in 60 fighters? I think not!
Muordoa
28-03-2004, 10:42
I have 6 million people, I will do with them as I see fit. Thank you, but your "guidance" is not needed at this time.
28-03-2004, 12:00
UR to small to destroy his country in 1 raid

My troops storm your country your leaders run off scared. The End.
09-04-2004, 23:08
Since this is going nowhere, I am leaving the site. Farewell.