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As was has already been declared, we needn't go through all of the foreplay. Begin, as I have already sent my Sloths of War to your Nation.

I do not acknowledge this. You can't just attack someone until both sides agree this is war. Sloths are defenseless creatures, and i should blow your nation to hell but I grant you mercy out of you own imature behavior.

Did I say they attacked? No. I said that I sent them. As in I was indicating that I am prepared for war. Additionally, you assume that these are normal sloths.

Listen i will night fight robots are sloths....this is modern combat. do it right or get the hell out of my sights!

*As the satellite turns to adjust its trajectory, the distinctive Pyronean symbol can be seen, the flaming scimitar. The satellite then uses small bursts of air to propel and slow itself, finally settling in orbit over the nation of Kegome.*

"The satellite is in position, we're getting the uplink now, sir."
"Good, let me know when the fighting begins, Don't want to miss a good war now do I?"
"Of course not, we'll contact you soon as it does, sir."

"Listen i will night (not?) fight robots are sloths"

Sounds like a surrender to me.

Okay.

Listen you wanted war, so you get war. Here is my army; if you refuse to fight, then you die. It's simple.


Additionally, what rules are there in war? It is entirely possible for me to act against the UN's ruling, as I know that I may or may not be suspended/expelled for doing so. It's war, and one against a psychotic dicator who has no remorse when killing his own people. How can you dictate fairness?

Additionally, as stated, I haven't even attacked yet. See, most nations prepare for war, and since I wanted to fight on your soil, I sent my war sloths to your nation in preparation.

Now quit stalling and making up excuses.

OOC: Biggus Inc Kegome is right, there are rule of engagement, read the stickies, and not everyone will acknowledge the um... unusual units.

I dont die i dont loose if i dont acknowledge it!

do it right or get the hell out of my sights!

Actually, you're in my sights...or rather the sights of the Sniper Sloths...

SLOTHS CAN NOT SHOOT RIFLES!

SLOTHS CAN NOT SHOOT RIFLES!

Okay.

Listen you wanted war, so you get war. Here is my army; if you refuse to fight, then you die. It's simple.


Additionally, what rules are there in war? It is entirely possible for me to act against the UN's ruling, as I know that I may or may not be suspended/expelled for doing so. It's war, and one against a psychotic dicator who has no remorse when killing his own people. How can you dictate fairness?

Additionally, as stated, I haven't even attacked yet. See, most nations prepare for war, and since I wanted to fight on your soil, I sent my war sloths to your nation in preparation.

Now quit stalling and making up excuses.

OOC:
He can Ignore it if it's a God-mod or certain tech, unit, or civ, that he does not acknowledge.

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Killing his own people? It's people like this that give dictators a bad name... Sure people vanish from their homes at night, but they're enemies of the state, and "Father knows best."

Patoxia; I know the rules of engagement. However, Kegome started a war, and is now refusing to fight it on anyone's terms but his. My units are hardly unacceptable: They're robotic sloths; no more, no less. And I have a long strategy planned out, as compared to the "I blow up your nation and army with me bombs" strategy that I see coming from Kegome.

How dare you a mock a war hero as myself!

Robotic Sloths are beyond the supidest thing i have ever heard!

From the Sticky:

"Ignoring.. (Haxor Noob!)
Firstly, I don't ignore any nation for any reason because it goes against my beliefs of free form. Ignoring a nation means you do not recognize it AT ALL. It doesn't mean you get pissed, flame, ignore, then harass the next day, it means that to you, that nation no longer exists. And it doesn't mean that all nations owned by that same person are also ignored, just that one. A tip for good role play: Use ignoring as a final tactic if nothing else works. "

"Get pissed, flame, ignore, then harass"; That has been Kegome in a nutshell. He compared me and my secret police to Hilter and the Nazis, ignored my initial request for war, as is simply angry that I'm not conforming to his exact demands for war. The fact is, war sloths are just as vulnerable as normal sloths; just that the war sloths can fight. This isn't a magic war sloth, or an invincible strategy; just a strategy.

Patoxia; I know the rules of engagement. However, Kegome started a war, and is now refusing to fight it on anyone's terms but his. My units are hardly unacceptable: They're robotic sloths; no more, no less. And I have a long strategy planned out, as compared to the "I blow up your nation and army with me bombs" strategy that I see coming from Kegome.

OOC: Alright, how did he start this war? and do you have any stats or Development threads on these "robotic sloths"?

He made comment about having gestapo and i said that had nazi refrence

Sloths do sound like a rather odd animal to mimic for a war machine...

I agree with Biggus, there should be nothing wrong with creativity. Kegome instigated this war knowing that it all started from a satire (which by defination is not based in reality). He was also warned about the use of robotic sloths ahead of time. Many military name unit after animals. Robots could be made in any configuration.

Listen Biggus i dont want a war with you but your pushing me

He told me that war sloths were in my towns on the WP board

I was not instigating war i was just showing the nonsense of what he was speaking. I believe he was the one to have declared it.

Okay, allow me to explain this in detail, as I know for a fact that Kegome has no idea what is really going on:

To be blunt, I wrote a comedic bit on the West Pacific page, which everyone bug Kegome got. So, a few nations and I had a little fun with Kegome, and continued on until he basically called me Hitler, which is rather offensive. So, I brought up the topic of war. About 15 minutes later Kegome decided that he would finally pay attention and try to fight.

Basically, Kegome's inability to understand sarcasm and satire caused him to perform an act of war, and here we are.

As for the robotic sloths, they are simply basic tanks in the shape of sloths. However, it doesn't really matter, as several nations have backed me via telegrams, and from the statistics of each nation, we greatly outnumber Kegome and all of us focus on military weapons (I'll post screenshots if necessary).

That's it; Kegome's ignorance (and I'm not just insulting him; he really missed the obvious sarcasm and satire, which EVERYONE else picked up on) led to this. To be honest, I'm not even interested in a war; I'm just having fun with a guy who isn't catching on. I will however continue my war effort if Kegome maintains his arrogant stance.

This war is making no sence at all :?

IM SORRY BUT ITS A BIT HARD TO SEE SARCASM ON A COMPUTER AND MENTIONING HAVE GESTAPO AFFENDS SOME PEOPLE!

Listen Biggus i dont want a war with you but your pushing me

Twist; that's sort of my point. Kegome ran to this topic from the WP page full of arrogance, not realizing that about 4 nations were simply having some fun on the WP. He insists that my gestappo and myself are relative to the Nazi's and Hitler. Insulting a leader in such a way is an act of war. He started it by not understanding what was going on, and being too proud to admit it. Hence, I had fun at his expense, and here we are, describing what is actually a hilarious build up.

Also, as I said before; the robo-sloths aren't attacking; they are simply on Kegome's soil, battle ready.

Dr Twist: its actually quite funny i you have seen it from the start. I still have my bit of the satire in a word doc and will post it if Biggus still has his.

Listen i know the nazi thing was a bit harsh and maybe im being a little testy because im sick. I recant the statement.

well i would like to actually understand this war because it makes no sense.

Btw I run the WP Special Forces remeber i have over 8 nations on my side 1,400 + population :)

Kegome:

Duck Duck Goose Congressional System?

Robotic Pop-Singer Politicians?

These sound serious to you? Really, everyone else caught on. Margolia was having fun, Ambivila was having fun, I was having fun, and then you came and tried to be some serious big shot of a nation. Margolia clarified the term gestappo, which is simply a secret police. IRL, the US has a secret police called the CIA. Britian has the British Secret Service. Germany and Italy had the Gestappo. I don't see what your problem is. If the thought of WW2 offends you, why didn't you simply say that from the start?

lol i didnt know you were joking because some kids were doing that a while ago

Listen i know the nazi thing was a bit harsh and maybe im being a little testy because im sick. I recant the statement.

That's all I asked...The Incorperated States of Biggus Inc. retracts its declaration and hereby acknowledges Kegome as a neutral party.

just to make it clear i am the Chairman of 2 of the biggest alliances in Nation states.

WWII does not offend me. Neo Nazism angers me. Im just in a bad mood though cuz im sick and i wasnt being a serious nation i was just makin fun of some of the things you were saying because i thought you were serious.

Do you accept, or is war still your agenda? Either way, sleep is my agenda, as I have a morning class tommorow...please respond soon.

just to make it clear i am the Chairman of 2 of the biggest alliances in Nation states. What are those if you dont mind me asking?

now please can this make some sense so i can read it and understand.

Listen i know the nazi thing was a bit harsh and maybe im being a little testy because im sick. I recant the statement. I recanted remeber! Is that not what you wanted.

just to make it clear i am the Chairman of 2 of the biggest alliances in Nation states. What are those if you dont mind me asking?

Its enough to know that i can kick your ass IF i needed to.

Though I've heard that tune before and I still don't like your attitude, I'll leave it at that as you did retract your Nazi-Statement.

For the record, I'm not a neo-nazi, as I don't believe in any religion, and that's sort of a requirement, assuming you know the history of the Nazi regime. Additionally, as my government shows; I'd rather be the dictator than be dictated to, so having an overloard like Hitler wouldn't work for me.

lol thats nice Dr. Twist

alright then peace talks are settled.

Can this please make sense now.

Like i said Kegome IF.

Kegome, before I leave, let me give you some advice:

If your temper is really from some ailment, don't play when you're sick; you...do unwise things.

Second, remember, it's a game, and people are allowed to have fun, even if you don't pick up on it right away.

Third, a lot of people here had Grandparents who fought against the Nazi Regime and died doing so; perhaps you shouldn't be so quick to associate people with Hitler without considering the weight of your words (Yes, this was the basis of my war)

Finally, don't assume that a title shows all about a nation. I had about 14 nations supporting me besides Magoria. I'm guessing you would have lost this one, or sustained heavy casualties.

well i dont think you will have any problems with me twist :)

this was Biggus's part:

Greetings fellow members of the West Pacific. A few days ago, I posted a proposition for the Duck Duck Goose Congressional System. Tonight, I come before you with yet another proposition for improving the United Nation's policies and tactics in hopes of bettering ourselves and our countries.

It has come to my attention that the majority of issues that arise within the UN are often too complicated for the average politician or psychotic dicator. (Myself excluded, as I have a chip in my head which grants me telepathic powers, so I can read the minds of other members and delagates and instantly know their intentions)
I have also noticed that the majority of people seem to be influenced by crappy music moreso than anything. In my country, my people are more willing to respond to the latest pop-singer than to my Gestappo, simply because of the name-recognition that goes with the pop-singer.
Also noteworthy is a film-strip from the ancient manuscripts of "School House Rock", in which a bill proposed itself to the United States Congress/Senate.
Finally, the last thing I noticed is that the majority of the member nations in the UN are have a difficult time with their economies, and that the morale of people is incredulously low, contrary to the rankings.

Taking all of these items into consideration, I propose a new way of proposing issues and bill to the UN delegates and members: Robotic Pop-Star Politicians (RPSP). Now, instead of me going into further detail, allow me to introduce The Incorperated States of Biggus Inc.'s proto-type RPSP, Freddy Municipalury!

*leaves seat and allows Freddy to sit down*
Hey all you hip BeureaCats! How's it hanging? I'm Freddy Municipalury, and I'm here to tell you about how the RPSP system will work...

*Que Fat Bottomed Girls music*

'Arrrrrrreee You gonna make a bill tonite!
Ooooooooooh but before you give th' green light,
Yooooooooou you gotta get your Robot out
Pop-Star Politicians make my wacky world go round!

Hey I was just a heap of trash
Wouldn't sell for real cash
I was bought with money from monopo-ly...huh?
Left alone with crazy Biggus
He was such a naughty physicis'
Heap big madman, you made a pop-star out of me...
Hey hey!
Wooh

I've been singing with my hand
In a tire across the land
Because Biggus, will not increase my pay, hey
But the beauty of my style
Is that I entertain while
I push, an agenda in your face!

C'mon
Oh won't you think about my plea?
Oh just think about it when you pee
Aaaannnd be sure to give it all you got ^
Pop-Star Politicians make my wacky world go round!
Pop-Star Politicians make my wacky world go round!

Hey listen here
Now I got to work for voting points
I got stiffness in ma' joints
And Biggus is kicking my quite constantly (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still get my greatest treasure
By making, a political-mockery of Queen!

Now get this
Oh (I know) you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out ?
I'm a politician, not a whore you we-ird freak!
I'm a politician, not a whore you we-ird freak!'

Thank you folks, you're wonderful! Please say yes to Robotic Pop-Star Politicians...or Biggus will install my pain sensors and burn me; just like he did to all of those UN delegates who wanted to see his "Sappy Soylent" factory...and the baby mines...and the Bagpipes of War unit...and the chemical-- Oh no...he's out of the bathroom...help me! Save me! Give me work or he'll bea- UGH!!

My response:

I totally concur with the proposal from The Incorporated States of Biggus Inc. As we are currently a small island country with little resources, we have been hard at work developing the training and technology to bringing entertainment manufacturing to a whole new level!

Imagine if you will that you have just had your secretary of environment executed for feeding toxic waste to the nation's costal birds creating ravenous mutated seagulls that attack the local cities and farmsteads. The problem is now you quickly need a politician who will quickly become an icon for your charismatic government.

Well my fellow nations, Margolia has your solution. Our prototype units have already been put to use as activists with great success! The people really seem to identify when their favorite popstar or television actor protests a popular issue quickly turning around public favor. Further tests have shown that Celebrity politicians or "Celebriticians™" are also quickly elected to gubernatorial positions.

We here in Margolia believe that the Celebriticians™ are the wave of the future. Our discreet ordering service will soon be ready. We will be taking preorders so be sure to order yours today!

special offers do not apply, void where prohibited, margolia will not be responsible for insane or drug abusing Celebriticians™ (sid vicious, charlie sheen, or any of the jacksons)

thats all i have on record

well i dont think you will have any problems with me twist :)

Atleast its good to know.

Well shows over people and Biggus go check your t-grams

Can this please make sense now.




Dr. Twist - It was simply a misunderstanding on someone's part. Though I don't think there were multiple misunderstandings, I won't bring that up.

Needless to say, one misunderstanding lead to the labelling of Nazi-ism, which was enough to be considered an act of war. Hence, the war was declared.

Heh...politics at its best...arguing over sloth tanks

lol :)

I prefer Helo drops nothing like rangers sliding down the roaps of a black hawk to do a take down on a major target in a building :)

I prefer to send my Celebriticians™ into any country remotely posing a threat to sway public opinion and policy to my favor...

Wait! did I just say that out loud!!

*Pulls out MIB memory flasher

*Click!

I like black hawks too! *wink*

lol

You know, I find this hilarious.

a nation that is 8 million is attempting to declare war on a 1.437 Billion nation... :lol:

just cracks me up it does.

[quote="Biggus Inc"]

As for the robotic sloths, they are simply basic tanks in the shape of sloths. However, it doesn't really matter, as several nations have backed me via telegrams, and from the statistics of each nation, we greatly outnumber Kegome and all of us focus on military weapons (I'll post screenshots if necessary).

let me see some pics of those crazy ass tanks