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President Hoffman today made the following announcement:

"Citizens of the Austar Union. On the February 7th, your lives were scarred by the evil terrorist attack made by Terrorist Alliance. Since then, we have not been able to strike back, as it is difficult to strike such a cowardly force. However, it has come to our attention that an evil nation by the name of Holy Palooney is supplying international terror groups, including Terrorist Alliance with Weapons of Mass Destruction, including Nuclear, Chemical, and Biological Weapons. They are also harbouring Terrorist Alliance training camps with their nation, with their government's full knowlage. We consider Holy Palooney's partnership with evil, to be an immediate theat to our own national security, and the national security of many around the globe. Therefore, we have decided to eliminate the theat. And so, here we are, making this declaration of war today!

I pray for the soldiers who will be sent to Holy Palooney, to fight for the security of the globe. God Bless."

Troops being sent have been fitted with armour, appropritly named the Chembio Suit.

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Troops Being Sent to Holy Palooney at this moment:

Land
400 000 Regular Infantry, with the Chembio Suit
10 000 Humvees
3000 Tanks
3000 Artillery

(All are being sent in Transport Ships)

Sea
3 X Nimiz Class Aircraft Carrier
40 X Farragut Class Guided-Missle Destroyer
30 X Iowa Class Battlecruiser
30 X Los Angeles Class Submarine

These forces will arrive in HP waters over the next month. The invasion is expected to begin in the next month (2 RL Hours)

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Meanwhile, the Austar Union government has raised the National Security Level to "High".

OOC: If you are commiting troops, please keep the numbers reasonable, and dont say: "I am sending 12 million troops!". Act as if this were the real world... The forces listed above should not be considered the final forces commitment, as there are some I am sending in the future, but not at this time...

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Troops Being Sent to Holy Palooney at this moment:

Land
400 000 Regular Infantry, with the Chembio Suit
10 000 Humvees
3000 Tanks
3000 Artillery

(All are being sent in Transport Ships)

OOC: If you are commiting troops, please keep the numbers reasonable, and dont say: "I am sending 12 million troops!". Act as if this were the real world... The forces listed above should not be considered the final forces commitment, as there are some I am sending in the future, but not at this time...

OOC: Dare I ask how many transport vessals you are using to transport 400'000 men at once? No sarcasm intended, I'm just looking into Naval issues at the momment...

Though I find it odd that you are using 30 Battleships, unless you meant 3 and accidently added a "0" on the end...

Message to Holy Palooney: You have to opportunity to avoid your invasion. You will withdraw all support for terrorism, and issue an official apology to the international community. Your deadline grows near...

If you do not, we will commence your full invasion...

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Troops Being Sent to Holy Palooney at this moment:

Land
400 000 Regular Infantry, with the Chembio Suit
10 000 Humvees
3000 Tanks
3000 Artillery

(All are being sent in Transport Ships)

OOC: If you are commiting troops, please keep the numbers reasonable, and dont say: "I am sending 12 million troops!". Act as if this were the real world... The forces listed above should not be considered the final forces commitment, as there are some I am sending in the future, but not at this time...

OOC: Dare I ask how many transport vessals you are using to transport 400'000 men at once? No sarcasm intended, I'm just looking into Naval issues at the momment...

Though I find it odd that you are using 30 Battleships, unless you meant 3 and accidently added a "0" on the end...

They're not being transported at once, they are being transferred over the next NS Month...

30 Battleships odd? I'm not sure about how many I will need, but I'm sending quite a few because HP is of reasonable size...

They're not being transported at once, they are being transferred over the next NS Month...

30 Battleships odd? I'm not sure about how many I will need, but I'm sending quite a few because HP is of reasonable size...

OOC: First comment is fair enough... though landing may be tricky for first time.

As for battleships... well, they are generally are not concidered as useful as Carriers and I think they cost as much, but it's been a while since I've read up on them.

Most people prefer Carriers over Battleships and the general opinion in the world is that Battleships are obsolete, I don't think the US has many, if any at all. However, like I said, I've not been reading into them... I've been concentrating on my own Naval Forces which only has 7 Battleships in total, and their mostly for show.

30 Battleships just seems like alot to me, but I'm in a fuzzy mood and I don't have all the facts so don't worry about me... someone else will probably give more information... I'm tired still...

Credonia gives its support for this war to Austar Union. These terrorist attacks were unprovoked and require a full retalitory attack upon those responsible.

A crackdown on internaitonal terrorism within the new Conservative government has lead us to the following path of action

Credonia is a terrorist nation
with beastliness of forthought and intent to surpress nationalities whom deserve self determination and peace, credonia has violated the use of its millitary, we hereby decree that unless sutainable evidence is given to the international community, (of the supposing nations terrorist activities)

then we see no reason for any war, of any sort, and will fund and supply the supposed terrorist nation with everything it needs to teach you a jolly good lesson

*millitary parades pass the houses of parliament and make their way to St georges palace, were the government feels rather pleased with itself*

OB, put a sock in it, if this is your way of tryin to get me to give you credit for my EMP tech, it aitn workin cuz like i said, im going to ignore any thing you try to impose on me because of OOC reasons

(OOC) An Iowa is a Battleship, not a Battlecruiser. It has too much armour on the belt to fall into the lower classification.

A crackdown on internaitonal terrorism within the new Conservative government has lead us to the following path of action

Credonia is a terrorist nation
with beastliness of forthought and intent to surpress nationalities whom deserve self determination and peace, credonia has violated the use of its millitary, we hereby decree that unless sutainable evidence is given to the international community, (of the supposing nations terrorist activities)

then we see no reason for any war, of any sort, and will fund and supply the supposed terrorist nation with everything it needs to teach you a jolly good lesson

*millitary parades pass the houses of parliament and make their way to St georges palace, were the government feels rather pleased with itself*

So you obviously support international terrorism, especially when attacks are unprovoked...

ooc: credonia, in the internaitonal incidents forum rle playing ettiquete is enforces, please follow the rules and put "OOC" infront of all your Out Of Charachter" posts, you may do as you wish, ooc but i will do as i wish IC

you do not have to reply, but lol you cannot stop me from posting, now run along and be a good little kid wont you,

OOC: Please, keep OOC comments to a minuimu. The invasion will begin in 10 min...

ive watched the austar union, credonia, federal union etc, all of you attack attack attack, when you feel like going to destroy some terrorists, that is, i msut however remind you, that the sheer mindless barberism exersized by yourself and your compatriots, cannot always stand, and as i said, unless the offending nation itself chooses to admit to those attacks, and if you cannot give us sufficient evidence in the pro war case, we dont see why we should allow you to continue,

General Illinois: "I am sorry. Your time to agree to our terms has expired. The invasion will begin."

The ships had arrived in Holy Palooney waters. They had sat there for 12 hrs. Now the time was for the attack to commence.

20 Cruise Missiles are shot into Holy Palooney territory. Here are their targets:

3 have been shot at WMD manufacturing plants
6 have been shot at WMD storehouses
4 have been shot at Military bases around the country
7 have been shot at other defense sites around the nation

On the radar, the missiles close in on their targets. It is estimated are 99% sure to hit their designated targets, unless something drastic happens.

Meanwhile, 30 B-52 Bombers take off in the Austar Union, and head towards Holy Palooney Airspace.
And ships which have just shot missiles are being prepared for another wave of missiles.

20 000 Troops are silently making their way onto the shores of Holy Palooney. As they begin to land on the beaches, they remain un-noticed as blast sounds begin in the north.

At the same time, in the Holy Palooney's largest port, 2 Los Angeles Class Submarines slip silently into the port. As they near their targets, no signs are made that they have been detected. 4 torpedos are shot, and the submarines sneak back out...

The torpedos had targeted the following items:

A docked cargo ship which is suspected of carrying WMDs
The port facilitry itself where ships dock

The AU Armed Forces meanwhile, await to hear of the damages caused by the first wave of attacks...

OOC: To make it simple, here is a list of all the things you must respond to. You may add your own:

The Cruise Missile Attacks (Damages Done)
The Torpedo Attacks (Damages Done)

You think you can "dis-allow" me to do anything? This is the first active operation I am participating, and for the third time, this is to preserve world security, including my own. Holy Paloony and his terrorist allies have been actibe against many around the globe. This operation is to prevent future destruction...

OOC

Um, you mean war on Holy Panooly? and his allies Terrorist Alliance, New Empire, and DTIS Phantoms + the crater "The HLF".

We'll support Austar and Credonia if they need us. Far too long have we watched this 'Terror Alliance' wreak havoc all over the world.

OOC: First of all, Credonia should have talked to you about this crazy war and the terrorism I was supporting because of Credonia's stance on terrorism and imperialism.

Secondly, I'm a completely surrounded by the lands of my allies in my region and my capitol lies in a vast jungle.

Thirdly, if you would have read it in another thread, I have my built factories deep inside caves and mountains to protect them from attacks.

Fourthly, because of timezones I can't reply instantly.

I want to add that Austar Union is also pretty ignorant. He knows nothing about my nation and where everything is, the lay of the land. Eventual forests, mountain ranges, deserts... And he attacks me with boats, airplanes and what not.

No damage done due to ignorance.

OK then, thats fine, I will RP with your new terrain then.

Plus you cant claim that I am ignorant, because how can one gain access to a map if these boards are really based on theory.

To set things straight, my country is surrounded by my regional allies, my country is vast jungle with mountains. I don't have ports, I'm using them from my allies (puppet nations). I have emp bombs, those nice satelites to can destroy incoming missles. Take yout best shot and then i'll fire some of my nice missles.

Give me a map...

working on it.

Secret IC: "Holy panooly on behalf of the Three Heavens, you have our full support. As you read this message Special Op teams are being inserted into your territory and the surrounding region to help defend your nation and train local militia in the art of 'freedom' - The infidels shall never penertrate the land of Holy Panooly"..

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Secret IC: "Holy panooly on behalf of the Three Heavens, you have our full support. As you read this message Special Op teams are being inserted into your territory and the surrounding region to help defend your nation and train local militia in the art of 'freedom' - The infidels shall never penertrate the land of Holy Panooly"..

Secret IC: they'll get a load of hot chemical love very soon.

http://siouxlandpaintball.com/jack2/map.gifOOC: Isn't that water around your nation?

people in boats can't land on my shores because I don't have them! they would have to go trough my allied nations shores. Which they won't allow.

And I'm responding to his attack by launching 150 Kt warheads to flagships and the aircraft carrier. The amount of missles is 6. Their only purpose is total destruction.

bumper

We support war on terror...But who doesent? I would commit forces but im not doing so well,And i do not need terrorists up my butt

It's a wise thing that you don't interfere with our war. Very unpleasant things can happen if you do.

OOC:

Um, you mean war on Holy Panooly? and his allies Terrorist Alliance, New Empire, and DTIS Phantoms + the crater "The HLF".

OOC: Do you have a link to a thread which shows New Empire as an ally of Holy Panooly, I need to check it out and if it's true I need to have a word with New Empire, my ally.

For current OOC reasons, i'm afraid we will have to withdraw from the invasion. However, we expect that Holy Palooney will become the USSR of America to the Austar Union...

OOC: Maybe we can have this RP later...

It's ok Austar.

Hail Comrades,

The Republic Of Social Theocracy hails the Austar Union for taking the responsible action of stopping the invasion. The Republic Of Social Theocracy does not support violence in any form whether it be due to terrorism or in the form of Imperial/Capitalistic expansion.

I'll love to continue the war

We will not give your government the satifaction of defeat...

Just continue. Don't be a damn pansy

I told you. I cant because of ooc reasons. I wouldnt be able to properly RP a war with you at this moment in time. Something came up...

OOC:

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what a lame excuse. i'm going to do that to when you are going to DESTROY ME!

OOC:

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what a lame excuse. i'm going to do that to when you are going to DESTROY ME!


Maybe something really came up, something serious. And maybe you could just respect that. From what ive seen from AU i hardly doubt it is an excuse

I better hope it's a good reason. I don't like to prospone wars

OOC:

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what a lame excuse. i'm going to do that to when you are going to DESTROY ME!


Maybe something really came up, something serious. And maybe you could just respect that. From what ive seen from AU i hardly doubt it is an excuse

Thankyou.

Actually, that something is a lack of time to RP a war. And a lack of money right now, (my internet connection is running out of hours) so I cant RP a war right now...

Okay.

We pledge our support since terrorists suck. We give any aid you need.

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