Dontgonearthere
09-02-2004, 04:50
The craze got started many, many years ago when Mr 47s curiouse aversion to Mimes first became publicly known due to the twenty or so hanging in a city square.
Since then groups of yougn and old alike have enjoyed the so called 'Sport of Mostly-Benevolent Dictators', taking to the streets with blunt objects to chase down local street theatre and give it a few contusions.
The game is qutie simple:
10 points for a limb hit
20 for a body hit
30 for a ...err...vitals hit
50 points if you can get them to talk
75 if they beg for mercy
100 points if they scream
And you lose ten points for hitting the head, since that tends to kill them and end the game.
No knives, swords, or pointy sticks, ONLY blunt objects may be used
Said blunt objects should preferably be homade our 'natural' (sticks, rocks), but a special section for hardware store bought items is becoming more popular
No throwing of your basher is allowed.
With the recent surge in popularity DGNT has announced the reformation of the IMBL (International Mime Bashers League) and cleared the giant roaches out of its old Mime Stadiums.
A civil rights group was badly injured when they attempted to form a human wall around a mime, thinking that the Bashers would know the differnce. They are currently hanging in clear plastic boxes for the enjoyment of Junior mime bashers who gladly use them as piniatas.
Since then groups of yougn and old alike have enjoyed the so called 'Sport of Mostly-Benevolent Dictators', taking to the streets with blunt objects to chase down local street theatre and give it a few contusions.
The game is qutie simple:
10 points for a limb hit
20 for a body hit
30 for a ...err...vitals hit
50 points if you can get them to talk
75 if they beg for mercy
100 points if they scream
And you lose ten points for hitting the head, since that tends to kill them and end the game.
No knives, swords, or pointy sticks, ONLY blunt objects may be used
Said blunt objects should preferably be homade our 'natural' (sticks, rocks), but a special section for hardware store bought items is becoming more popular
No throwing of your basher is allowed.
With the recent surge in popularity DGNT has announced the reformation of the IMBL (International Mime Bashers League) and cleared the giant roaches out of its old Mime Stadiums.
A civil rights group was badly injured when they attempted to form a human wall around a mime, thinking that the Bashers would know the differnce. They are currently hanging in clear plastic boxes for the enjoyment of Junior mime bashers who gladly use them as piniatas.