Harry Potter Executed For Treason
Rebelandi officials have recently executed a boy claiming to be Harry Potter. The feigned-magician was caught photo-copying nuclear warhead blueprints and claimed insanity due to magic.
Dontgonearthere
09-02-2004, 03:39
A vote of the DGNT parliment has officialy declared Harry Potter a 'Stupid doo-doo head'.
On a related note.....
The Rebelandi police are selling "Harry Potter's" owl. It does have a heroine habit though....
Seversky
09-02-2004, 03:43
The Commonwealth Government has officially indexed all of the Harry Potter books, as they are a travisity to good lititure, and becuase they obviously posses the power to posses people and make them into spies.
In a unrealated note, the Government also made 3.5 gallon per flush tolets manditory in all buildings.
Tyrandis
09-02-2004, 03:43
The Tyrandis government applauds this action, and suggests that Ms. Rowling make a public statement denouncing this stupidity.
Tayricht
09-02-2004, 03:43
Tayricht would like to purchase the owl for entertainment purchases
"Lookie there jeb! he gone done the chicken dance!"
Thank you all for your comments.
Tayricht,
Your intent to purchase the bird has been accepted. We will mail it to you. It should arrive in 5-8 days.
This just in:
Rebelandi officials (having brutally interogated harry) have just bombed Hogwarts. The school is now a large pit... and tourist attraction.
Dontgonearthere
09-02-2004, 04:41
DGNT has begun purging its wizard populations, and executing them via 'Horney Gorrila', further details may be found by searching Google for "Extreme Gorrila porn".
imported_Cypherland
09-02-2004, 05:02
"Odd. I thought Hogwarts was in Scotland, not Rebeland." Xavier said, sipping coffee.
The Glorious Emperor condemns this terrible dead of murdering a mere boy who has done nothing wrong (except fire a few spells).
My name was taken
09-02-2004, 05:11
I say that is great that the evil boy is dead. He killed over 45 people in my country. You thank you everymuch for getting rid of him. He may be able to run from us but not from you. :D
My name was taken
09-02-2004, 05:12
I say that is great that the evil boy is dead. He killed over 45 people in my country. You thank you everymuch for getting rid of him. He may be able to run from us but not from you. :D
imported_Cetaganda
09-02-2004, 05:33
{Public Diplomatic Transmission}
x Harold James Potter (Junior Relations Officer, Vampire Relations Department, Preternatural and Interspecies Affairs Directorate)
o Rebeland and the World in general
I hate you, J. K. Rowlings. I hate you. Why, of all names, did you have to choose mine for your (admittedly excellent) series?
Harry Potter, Registered Wizard
Vampire Relations Department, PIAD
Imperial Union of Cetaganda
"Surely execution is a bit harsh for a child?"
-Transmission from a random Kendaryn citizen.
truth is, Voldemort may have been posessing him. HE is the true dark wizard, and has possesed Andmerican citizens before
imported_Cetaganda
10-02-2004, 04:29
{Public Diplomatic Transmission}
x Tom Marvolo Riddle (Senior Researcher, GateTech Department, Preternatural and Interspecies Affairs Directorate)
o Rebeland and the World in general
Whine, whine, whine. You've got nothing to complain about compared to me, my young colleague. At least she doesn't make you out as some kind of snake-creature.
Tom Riddle, Registered Wizard
GateTech R&D, PIAD
Imperial Union of Cetaganda
The Resi Corporation
10-02-2004, 04:59
DGNT has begun purging its wizard populations, and executing them via 'Horney Gorrila', further details may be found by searching Google for "Extreme Gorrila porn".I give that joke a rating of:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: of five
I'm laughing my ass off here! Seriously, it fell off and I can't find it.
Dontgonearthere
10-02-2004, 05:06
Heh, you can find anying on Google. Seriously.