NationStates Jolt Archive

YESTERDAY WE SHOT AMERICA, IT BLEW UP WITH NUKES.

We laugh at you and fire the n00b elimination cannon at you and watch you liquify to a puddle of mucus.

n00b elimination cannon fired: 600M potatoes at Mach 17

...

The stupidity. That, or this was obviously a joke.

:roll: you know a few people hear are from the USA including me ... I DO NOT Find It Funny This is just a nobbish stunt .. I say we ignore him

OOC:
The stupidity! IT BURNS!!!!!!!

Dunno, I think nuking America wouldn't be such a bad idea.

WE BLOW UP THESE IDIOTS WHO THINK THEY BLEW UP AMERICA
I LAUNCH 3474236573456Y7U546456563456346543765734657346756347563756375672658763485683265235679254657346573465 8623745347534257437257453765372573453425354354 NUKES 43266534654723755 CANISTERS OF MUSTARD GAS AND ONE LARGE FART ON YOU

Lets just let this thread die.. You continue this nonsense and you’d be liable to offend some one and start a flame war ))

So I support the original n00b. The second n00b on the other hand, typed all in capitals and is lame and so must die.

I JUST USED THE SUN TO BURN YOU ALL TO DETH HAHAHAHA YOUR DEAD

Ssshhh... listen...

*Silence*

That's the sound of me not caring.

It really doesn’t matter because its kind of trolling ... also You never want to start a flame war this is just a topic posted to get every one angry . and why would you want to blow me and the USA up with nukes

i said me because I’m in the USA its not our fault its the governments fault you would be willing to kill hundreds of millions of innocent people over stupidly real smart. .
Now lets let this stupid thread die ?

Is this worthy of a mod alert? I think so. Reasoning? Dumbassity (I know it isn't a word but neither was tintinabulation).

Is this worthy of a mod alert? I think so. Reasoning? Dumbassity (I know it isn't a word but neither was tintinabulation).

Well i think some one should mod alert it. Its on its way to a flame wat what i see.

Why does everyone nuclear bomb the US anyways? Why not target some other countries that probally wouldn't retaliate and no one would care about (like some of those europe countries and possibly some of the african countries.....Oh and you can always hit cuba of course...) This guys so funny with his invisable nonexistant cardboard nukes. Ok i'll shut up now.

Because they think they are cool.

Nukeing a country with hunders of millions of inosent lives Is not cool. i think we should either let this thread die or mod alert it.

Nukeing a country with hunders of millions of inosent lives Is not cool. i think we should either let this thread die or mod alert it. Let's mod alert i love to see mods kill things.

(Double post)

I've been dying for a chance to use this...

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In closing, I'd like to say: (check all that apply)
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[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form
[ ] You should find a time machine, go back to the date of your birth, and kill yourself

:lol: :lol: :lol: Hehe .

Any way its been mod alerted ..

Dregrukdont use that i remember the mod's going off last time and claimed that can be considered flaming i think and no one should use that at all..

I've been dying for a chance to use this...

STANDARDIZED IDIOT REPLY FORM (NS Edition, 1.1.2.0.0.3)
Created by: Kazaakisthan
Edited by: Padmasa and The Monolith Builders
Filled out by: [Insert name]
Directed at: [Insert name]

But you filled it out wrong. See [Insert name], that means you insert a name. Damn that's like the 5th time in a row that people can't fill it out right.

Is not the utilisation of that form prohibited?

Dregrukdont use that i remember the mod's going off last time and claimed that can be considered flaming i think and no one should use that at all..

It's still a laugh... and my point is made. And as for the [insert name] bit, I clicked "Submit" too early.

Well that form can be considered flaming ... It would be better if no one used it but hey I think if its warranted let them use the from . But be ware of the consequences Like a verry large flame war plus the mods would get on your trail. And it is kind of funny :lol:

Well that form can be considered flaming ... It would be better if no one used it but hey I think if its warranted let them use the from . But be ware of the consequences Like a verry large flame war plus the mods would get on your trail. And it is kind of funny :lol: And some of us know better then to try and piss the mods off....

Any mods considering yelling at me, bear this in mind...

"It was all for a good reason! I swear!".

Verry true no one sensible would try to get a mod angry .

DREGRUK! FUCK YOU YOU PRICK, SHUT UP! YOUR FUCKING FORM, DONT FLAME ME YOU FUCKING PRICK

I've been dying for a chance to use this...

STANDARDIZED IDIOT REPLY FORM (NS Edition, 1.1.2.0.0.3)
Created by: Kazaakisthan
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[X] Contemptible
[ ] Libelous
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[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You flamed the Standardized Idiot Reply Form
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] What you posted has been done before ten million times
[ ] Not only that, it was also done better the last time
[ ] You bumped an aged topic which should not have been
[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[X] You posted low-IQ trolley
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[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You made no sense
[X] You must have spent your life in a cardboard box to be this clueless
[ ] You posted in t3h 7331z0rz to look k00wL
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[ ] You did not use smilies where called for
[ ] You drastically over-used smilies
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[ ] You either can't type or you type so fast your computer cannot recognise the key touches because you have melted them off their recievers

It is recommended that you: (check all that apply)
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[ ] Have your medicine adjusted, if you don't have medicine, get some.
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[X] Find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[X] Read the Stickies
[ ] Consume excrement
[X] Consume excrement and thus expire
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you are doing
[ ] Report to your local insane Asylum
[X] Give your computer away and never attempt to use one again
[ ] Drink several bottles of Nyquil and report directly to Hell
[X] Remove any means of reproduction you currently possess and slay any offspring you have.
[ ] Go outside (It's the place with the plants, a lack of walls, and a bright yellow ball in the air)
[ ] Try arming your troops with something better than OR AT LEAST equal to pointy sticks and rocks
[ ] Get an imangination and some originality
[ ] Lay off the emoteicons
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[ ] Invest in a spelling/grammar checker
[X] Get your caps lock button fixed

In closing, I'd like to say: (check all that apply)
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[X] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[X] *plonk*
[X] I hate you
[X] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form
[ ] You should find a time machine, go back to the date of your birth, and kill yourself


1) Thank you, gentlemen. You've forced the column not to break so posts are one sentence long.

2) The idiot reply form was considered discouraged as flaming in itself by the mods you are calling for.

3) One would think you would have better things to do than this.

DREGRUK! f--- YOU YOU PRICK, SHUT UP! YOUR f--- FORM, DONT FLAME ME YOU f--- PRICK

Now, I wonder... who will the mods be angrier with now?

:shock: :shock: Phew ok the flaming has started .... I mod alerted it on the mod forum i hope a mod gets to it we don’t need a flame war in hear now.

Well, well, let's play along...

IC:

I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt...of ELDERBERRIES!

:lol: :o hehe lol .

(Deated)

I think I'll stay out of the flaming. Let comunizt get slapped about the wrists and told to play nicer with all the good boys and girls.

Yeah...I agree...this needs a mod alert.

Good idea lets not sink to his plane.

Well, well, let's play along...

IC:

I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt...of ELDERBERRIES!

Well... Could we at least SEE the grail???

I've been dying for a chance to use this...

STANDARDIZED IDIOT REPLY FORM (NS Edition, 1.1.2.0.0.3)
Created by: Kazaakisthan
Edited by: Padmasa and The Monolith Builders
Filled out by: Dregruk
Directed at: Comunizt nuke land

Congratulations Comunizt nuke land You have been chosen to receive the SIRF, because of some really stupid thing you posted. Please, read the following lines. After reading these lines, take the advice shown. If you are incapable of taking the advice shown because you:
Cannot read
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Thank you for your time. You are a(n): (check all that apply)
[X] Clueless N00b
[ ] Lamer
[X] Flamer
[ ] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[X] Troll
[ ] Warez Monkey
[ ] Me too'er
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Freak
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Racist
[ ] Rules Lawyer
[ ] Fanatic
[ ] Satanist
[ ] Homo
[X] Twit
[ ] Bully
[X] Waste of Skin
[ ] Crybaby
[ ] "Expert"
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person
[ ] Rabid chipmunk
[X] Person who obviously cannot type, but has been trained to respond to certain characters displayed on a monitor
[ ] christian Zealot
[ ] Ultra Conservative
[ ] More Liberal than Marx

Your post was: (check all that apply)
[X] A flame
[X] A waste of bandwidth
[ ] Lame
[X] Stupid
[X] Abusive
[X] Clueless
[X] Idiotic
[ ] Arrogant
[ ] Malevolent
[X] Contemptible
[ ] Libelous
[X] Ignorant
[ ] Fanatical
[ ] Boring
[X] Dim
[ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful
[ ] Demented
[ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy
[ ] Weird
[ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome
[ ] Satanic
[ ] Despicable
[ ] Belligerent
[ ] Mind-numbing
[ ] Maladroit
[X] Much longer than any thought of which you are capable
[ ] A possible cause of several Suicides
[ ] A quote from the Bible with one or two original lines added
[ ] Justification for Euthinasia
[X] The reason Mods were created
[ ] Several poorly thought out ideas that were put in a blender 2 years to long
[ ] A bad copy of someone else's ideas
[ ] Irrelevant
[ ] Irrelevant to the point that assassination has be considered
[ ] Irrelevant, like the fact that your genetalia have been put through a meat grinder
[ ] A crime against nature
[ ] A sin against God
[ ] A sin against Normack
[X] A crime against humanity


Your attention is drawn to the fact that: (check all that apply)
[ ] You posted what should have been e-mailed or private-messaged
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[X] You self-righteously impose your political beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your general beliefs on others
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You flamed the Standardized Idiot Reply Form
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] What you posted has been done before ten million times
[ ] Not only that, it was also done better the last time
[ ] You bumped an aged topic which should not have been
[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[X] You posted low-IQ trolley
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You made no sense
[X] You must have spent your life in a cardboard box to be this clueless
[ ] You posted in t3h 7331z0rz to look k00wL
[X] You posted a message in ALL CAPS
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet
[X] You are a loser
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles
[ ] Your military caused our men to die from laughing too much/too hard
[ ] Your military is completely and exactly based off of a book/video game
[ ] You did not use smilies where called for
[ ] You drastically over-used smilies
[ ] Your postcount consists entierly of this topic and your Bumps of this topic
[ ] You either can't type or you type so fast your computer cannot recognise the key touches because you have melted them off their recievers

It is recommended that you: (check all that apply)
[X] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[X] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[X] Never post again
[ ] Have your medicine adjusted, if you don't have medicine, get some.
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[X] Find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[X] Read the Stickies
[ ] Consume excrement
[X] Consume excrement and thus expire
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you are doing
[ ] Report to your local insane Asylum
[X] Give your computer away and never attempt to use one again
[ ] Drink several bottles of Nyquil and report directly to Hell
[X] Remove any means of reproduction you currently possess and slay any offspring you have.
[ ] Go outside (It's the place with the plants, a lack of walls, and a bright yellow ball in the air)
[ ] Try arming your troops with something better than OR AT LEAST equal to pointy sticks and rocks
[ ] Get an imangination and some originality
[ ] Lay off the emoteicons
[ ] Try pressing the Preview button
[ ] Invest in a spelling/grammar checker
[X] Get your caps lock button fixed

In closing, I'd like to say: (check all that apply)
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[X] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[X] *plonk*
[X] I hate you
[X] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form
[ ] You should find a time machine, go back to the date of your birth, and kill yourself


1) Thank you, gentlemen. You've forced the column not to break so posts are one sentence long.

2) The idiot reply form was considered discouraged as flaming in itself by the mods you are calling for.

3) One would think you would have better things to do than this.

I dunno but you, but I found that hilarious!

Well, well, let's play along...

IC:

I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt...of ELDERBERRIES!

Well... Could we at least SEE the grail???

No! Of course not! You are English-types. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!

j/k

English types?! well where are you from?!

:shock: :shock:

What Dregruk said (very funny :wink: ) . Blow up Amarica, JESUS you are dim thread founder :!: :roll: ! GET A LIFE :!: .
Thank you. :wink:

English types?! well where are you from?!

French! Why do you think I have this outraaaaaaaageous accent!

English types?! well where are you from?!

French! Why do you think I have this outraaaaaaaageous accent!

It's always nice to meet another Python fan, the world over they are truly fantastic people. I've met John Cleese :D Truly the greatest honour of my life.

Python rules!






He's shuffled off the mortal coil! He's pushing up the daisies! He's joined the choir invisible!

THIS..... is an EX-PARROT!

As much as I detest the whole god-modding, n00bish air of this thread, the recent turn of events forces me to say this much:

No-one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!

But to be serious, this kind of thread is just a waste of space.

We should let it die... and not feed the trolls

I've been dying for a chance to use this...

STANDARDIZED IDIOT REPLY FORM (NS Edition, 1.1.2.0.0.3)
Created by: Kazaakisthan
Edited by: Padmasa and The Monolith Builders
Filled out by: Dregruk
Directed at: Comunizt nuke land

Congratulations Comunizt nuke land You have been chosen to receive the SIRF, because of some really stupid thing you posted. Please, read the following lines. After reading these lines, take the advice shown. If you are incapable of taking the advice shown because you:
Cannot read
Are quadriplegic
Have fewer than 5 braincells
Cannot count to 5
Or other problems.
Please simply refrain from posting. Ever again.

Thank you for your time. You are a(n): (check all that apply)
[X] Clueless N00b
[ ] Lamer
[X] Flamer
[ ] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[X] Troll
[ ] Warez Monkey
[ ] Me too'er
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Freak
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Racist
[ ] Rules Lawyer
[ ] Fanatic
[ ] Satanist
[ ] Homo
[X] Twit
[ ] Bully
[X] Waste of Skin
[ ] Crybaby
[ ] "Expert"
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person
[ ] Rabid chipmunk
[X] Person who obviously cannot type, but has been trained to respond to certain characters displayed on a monitor
[ ] christian Zealot
[ ] Ultra Conservative
[ ] More Liberal than Marx

Your post was: (check all that apply)
[X] A flame
[X] A waste of bandwidth
[ ] Lame
[X] Stupid
[X] Abusive
[X] Clueless
[X] Idiotic
[ ] Arrogant
[ ] Malevolent
[X] Contemptible
[ ] Libelous
[X] Ignorant
[ ] Fanatical
[ ] Boring
[X] Dim
[ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful
[ ] Demented
[ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy
[ ] Weird
[ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome
[ ] Satanic
[ ] Despicable
[ ] Belligerent
[ ] Mind-numbing
[ ] Maladroit
[X] Much longer than any thought of which you are capable
[ ] A possible cause of several Suicides
[ ] A quote from the Bible with one or two original lines added
[ ] Justification for Euthinasia
[X] The reason Mods were created
[ ] Several poorly thought out ideas that were put in a blender 2 years to long
[ ] A bad copy of someone else's ideas
[ ] Irrelevant
[ ] Irrelevant to the point that assassination has be considered
[ ] Irrelevant, like the fact that your genetalia have been put through a meat grinder
[ ] A crime against nature
[ ] A sin against God
[ ] A sin against Normack
[X] A crime against humanity


Your attention is drawn to the fact that: (check all that apply)
[ ] You posted what should have been e-mailed or private-messaged
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[X] You self-righteously impose your political beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your general beliefs on others
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You flamed the Standardized Idiot Reply Form
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] What you posted has been done before ten million times
[ ] Not only that, it was also done better the last time
[ ] You bumped an aged topic which should not have been
[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[X] You posted low-IQ trolley
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You made no sense
[X] You must have spent your life in a cardboard box to be this clueless
[ ] You posted in t3h 7331z0rz to look k00wL
[X] You posted a message in ALL CAPS
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet
[X] You are a loser
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles
[ ] Your military caused our men to die from laughing too much/too hard
[ ] Your military is completely and exactly based off of a book/video game
[ ] You did not use smilies where called for
[ ] You drastically over-used smilies
[ ] Your postcount consists entierly of this topic and your Bumps of this topic
[ ] You either can't type or you type so fast your computer cannot recognise the key touches because you have melted them off their recievers

It is recommended that you: (check all that apply)
[X] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[X] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[X] Never post again
[ ] Have your medicine adjusted, if you don't have medicine, get some.
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[X] Find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[X] Read the Stickies
[ ] Consume excrement
[X] Consume excrement and thus expire
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you are doing
[ ] Report to your local insane Asylum
[X] Give your computer away and never attempt to use one again
[ ] Drink several bottles of Nyquil and report directly to Hell
[X] Remove any means of reproduction you currently possess and slay any offspring you have.
[ ] Go outside (It's the place with the plants, a lack of walls, and a bright yellow ball in the air)
[ ] Try arming your troops with something better than OR AT LEAST equal to pointy sticks and rocks
[ ] Get an imangination and some originality
[ ] Lay off the emoteicons
[ ] Try pressing the Preview button
[ ] Invest in a spelling/grammar checker
[X] Get your caps lock button fixed

In closing, I'd like to say: (check all that apply)
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[X] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[X] *plonk*
[X] I hate you
[X] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form
[ ] You should find a time machine, go back to the date of your birth, and kill yourself


I just love these forms.

*Modest cough*

Very expertly filled out form, in my opinion....

Well, well, well. What have we got here?

The Fedral Union - you have been extremely unhelpful and have borderline flamebaited. Please stay out of such threads in future.

Terrorist Alliance - you have posted long string frame-distorting spam. Please refrain from doing so in future.

Dregruk - you have posted the Standardized Idiot Reply Form, which as everyone should know by now, is banned. You are therefore officially warned for flamebait.

Comunizt nuke land - You have flamed. Please refrain from doing so in future.

Aamericaaa - you have essentially quoted offensive content posted by others. Please refrain from doing so in future.

Everyone reading this - are we now clear on what constitutes acceptable behaviour? On this occassion, I am merely informing named individuals what they have done wrong, with the exception of Dregruk, who seriously broke the rules and knew it. I advise you all to learn the many lessons on etiquette implicit here.

Tactical Grace
Forum Moderator