NationStates Jolt Archive


future super weapons up for sale

08-02-2004, 12:13
Particle cannon $10 billion
long range nuke $1 billion
weather machine $10 billion
iron curtain $5 billion
Chronoshpere $10 billion

more weapons still to come
Holy panooly
08-02-2004, 12:16
too expensive and almost all of them don't exist in the real world.
08-02-2004, 12:20
I would like to buy 1 Long Range Nuke.

I've got money. Just ask the HLF. He is supplying me with money.
08-02-2004, 12:22
1 long range nuke is on its way
08-02-2004, 15:57
.:BUMP:.
Penguisiana
08-02-2004, 15:58
super NOOBIE!

and you are such a red alert copycat
Asended Ones
08-02-2004, 16:07
One Weather Machine Please
Asended Ones
08-02-2004, 16:08
And Penguisiana is right you did take everything from Red Alert
Penguisiana
08-02-2004, 16:13
and he can't make them, he's too young
08-02-2004, 16:14
On behalf of the Holy Empire of Solimin, I request the purchase of five Long Range Nuclear Bombs.


Payment wired upon confirmation.



Cedric Hetfin
Head of SDND (Soliminian Department of National Defense)
08-02-2004, 16:19
new just in
Fighter (space/ground)
judgement $1 million
SPEED = 250 M/S
ARMOR =300
AGILITY = 100
SRENGTH = 300

Nemsis $2 million
SPEED = 500 M/S
ARMOR = 50
AGILITY = 180
SRENGTH = 150

Defiance $3 million
SPEED = 600 M/S
ARMOR = 125
AGILITY = 180
STRENGTH = 125

Retribution $3 million
SPEED = 900 M/S
ARMOR = 75
AGILITY = 270
STRENGTH = 100

Battleship Memory $100 million
the biggest ship ever built by man about the size of a small moon with a mother loader of weapons.
08-02-2004, 16:20
all orders have been sent
Penguisiana
08-02-2004, 16:24
YOU ARE THE BIGGEST NOOB I"VE SEEN! OMG
Central Facehuggeria
08-02-2004, 16:24
Several problems:

1. You are way too young to afford WMDs for yourself. Much less export.
2. Your stats aren't very descriptive. Stregnth: 85 doesn't mean much.
3. If someone hasn't played Red Alert 2 or C&C Generals, then they won't know what the hell you are talking about (exception: the long range nuke is pretty obvious)
4. Your prices for aircraft and other battle units are way too low. It costs roughly 30-60 million for a normal modern tech aircraft. A future tech fighter would be even more expensive.
5. You don't even have stats for your superweapons.
6. Your "battleship memory" is too cheap. Something that size would cost Trillions of dollars. Again, your nation can't afford it. Hell, most August nations can't afford something like that.
Penguisiana
08-02-2004, 16:29
an you an idiot pyronation, what yuou sell are like modles or "weathe rmachines" made of cardboard. Everyone who bought should with draw their ordres before its too late
No-Dachi Yo
08-02-2004, 16:31
Just let him sell that rubbish if he wants. If he, or anyone that buys it tries to use it in a serious RP they will just get ignored anyway. If noobs want to play with noobs and made up weapons then let them, if they ever grow up no one will take them seriously anyway!
08-02-2004, 16:33
I go all the money from my mates and they have ben here a lot longer then i have
Central Facehuggeria
08-02-2004, 16:33
I don't suppose you could tell us who these 'mates' are?
Penguisiana
08-02-2004, 16:33
good point.... I'm just trying to set the NOoB in the right direction
Central Facehuggeria
08-02-2004, 16:38
Edit to clear up confusion. Or possibly add more.
Penguisiana
08-02-2004, 16:39
thats not nice. No, I don't fund them, I barely have enoguh to fund my self. I'm just telling them whats best
Central Facehuggeria
08-02-2004, 16:41
Whoops, sorry. I didn't notice your previous post. I thought you were just coming onto the discussion. Never mind. Sorry about the confusion.
Penguisiana
08-02-2004, 16:42
okay
Moronicidiots
08-02-2004, 16:53
this is a stupid store. Be realistic, a country this new and this small, would never be able to have weapons like this ever. Hell, besides the point the weapons are obsolete against the more advanced countries and Space nations.