NationStates Jolt Archive


The end of Dictatorship for Geodarvia

08-02-2004, 12:09
Max Oldfield, corrupt and inept leader of Geodarvia, has made one step too far in the wrong direction.

Last week he refused to allow civilian weapons to be carried in the capital city of Hampden, which is known particularly for its high armed crime levels.

Since this outrageous ruling, the ratio of gun deaths on our streets has changed from 1:10 victim to criminal to 10:1! Our innocents are being killed where before our criminals were being dealt with at a rate of at least 50 per day.

This is just the most recent example of Oldfield's stupidity and naivety. I, Hayley Bailey of the Geodarvian People's Front (GPF) suggest an overthrow of the government.

This suggestion has been met with a huge amount of support in Geodarvia's underground. We have gained access to most of the Geodarvian army's weapons and a few MBTs but we only have 10,000 trained men and women with another 20,000 untrained but determined civilians.

We are appealing to the global community for support. Any help you can give us now will be remembered in future by the future Armed Republic of Geodarvia.

Hayley Bailey
Leader of GPF and 7 times Geodarvia's most beautiful woman
08-02-2004, 12:26
Bump
08-02-2004, 12:27
i want all your uranium i can mine.
in exchange i'll alot 1.5 million infintry, for 3 months, pluss i'll teach you how to run a prpper dictatorship....i will send over 200 political advisors, for the same time span, to advise you and yer gov. oficials.
Oxford and Cambridge
08-02-2004, 12:27
Oxford Union is here to support you

We offer 500 volunteer students who are members of our union.

They come with the following weapons:-

2000 cmcIV automatic machine guns
100 2001MK6 trench mortars
100 1999AA34 stinger guns
100 1998AT12 bazookas
50 2003FL3 flamethrowers

Some of these weapons will be used by the volunteer students, and some will be used by your own revolutionaries.

The total cost of these weapons is £900000, but as we are a charitable, non-profit organisation we will tolerate an eventual repayment of at least half of this total cost. If you are successful, we will want this repayment within the next 10 years. If you are not successful, we will not demand a repayment, but a return of as many of the weapons as you still have.
08-02-2004, 12:32
Rickinstine, how about 75% of our uranium? Since we are not the official power of Geodarvia yet, we don't know exactly how much there is, but as the leader of the future Republic I want to be able to have at least the security of some uranium to mine when the time comes.

We will not be running a complete dictatorship, although I will be the ultimate power of the country. However your political advisors will be most welcomed.

O&C, thank you for your kind offer. £900,000 will be on its way as soon as we have access to Oldfield's personal bank account. He will pay personally for his failures.

Hayley Bailey
Leader of GPF and 7 times Geodarvia's most beautiful woman
08-02-2004, 12:36
ok
let me see, since your country has yet to go a minerology servey, i'll just take mining rights for uranium for next 2 years, that should give enough to build another 4 or 5 ICBMs...
as soon as you conferm this, i'll send in the troops, and advisors.
08-02-2004, 12:46
Confirmed. Thank you for your help.

Please send identification (preferrably pictures) of the highest-ranking advisors so we can be sure they are not Oldfield's spies.
08-02-2004, 12:49
i'll fax them over to you via E2E incripton.
I have loaded up all the advisors on some hellacopters, and the troops will arive in 2 or 3 days, VIA transport ship.
My mining surveyers will arive in 1 week, and my first mining crews, will arive in 3 weeks.
thank you.