NationStates Jolt Archive

News Flash:

In breaking news, 500 armed terrorists have overrun the capital building of Eruista, and hold the president: Zach Holden Captive.

They are demanding that Eruista ease its business laws, and release all of its white collar criminals. Eruista currently has a SWAT team prepared, but fear the terrorists may execute their leader. Now Eruista asks its fellow nations; what to do?

News Flash: The threat is over. A single agent snuck into the compound, and released a oderless gas into the Ventalation, knocking everybody in the building out. After the president was escorted out, the local police began the brutan work of hanging every terrorist on a series of gallows quickly built in the central park of the city. All prisoners requested to be released have been shot in the head and cremated. The villige of Gandif has been razed to the ground for its involvement.

The Empire of Bloodmoon-Hyperion would like to congratulate your nation on a job well done on all fronts in handling that situation. If in the future you would like to use our station, the B.H.E. Fleet Station Vanguard, to introduce pesky renegade villages to the magic of orbital nuclear bombardment, just let us know. All you have to do is pay for the nukes. No shipping and handling fees here. We just enjoy the work we do that much.

-Emperor Hyperion of The Bloodmoon-Hyperion Empire