NationStates Jolt Archive


Press release regarding war with Galdania

07-02-2004, 04:42
(Ithuanian Press Bitch Leonard Minoy walks into the room, head held high).

"The organization referring to itself as the Government of Galdania has chosen the path of war. Rather than peacefully respect the rights of its citizens to use their bodies for whatever non-violent purposes they desire, this gang of thugs instead desires to aggressively assault the sacred liberties of its subjects. Since they have chosen to resolve this conflict the bloody way, the Republic of Ithuania has no choice but to respond in kind. Therefore, approximately ten minutes ago Ithuanian Grand Master Howard Maarten gave the Ithuanian First Armored Division the go-ahead to begin the counteroffensive against the northern shore of Galdania. The operation will begin in just under six hours. That is all."