NationStates Jolt Archive

I am proud to announce that the nation of bringerofpain is taking to space! We have just completed our first mission, sending a monkey into space and through out the solar system. This is the ship the monkey was in. Though the ship has just gone through some adjustments, the shape was mostly the same.

http://images.picsearch.com/is?97655158110


This success has led us to build a space station just beyond our third moon, approximately 200km away from our inhabited planet. We ask that kind nations donate to this cause. Scientists have estimated that without donations this station will take 16 ns years( 16 days in real time)


Thank you in advance for any donations.

-emperor donvanal esquire

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70 km :shock: . That would be a little to close for comfort...

anyway, i would like to donate $100,000,000,000 ($100b) to your cause

Recalculations of your space stations distance from its closest planetary body may be in order. From all the data we at the Gathered Monkeys Space Administration (GMSA) have gathered in our 64 years of space exploration, the gravitational pull from almost all planetary bodies extends far past the 70KM mark.

Also: kewl ship

William de Simain
Director of Regional Interaction

Recalculations of your space stations distance from its closest planetary body may be in order. From all the data we at the Gathered Monkeys Space Administration (GMSA) have gathered in our 64 years of space exploration, the gravitational pull from almost all planetary bodies extends far past the 70KM mark.

Also: kewl ship

William de Simain
Director of Regional Interaction

I NEVER RECIEVED ANY PRIOR WARNINGS OF THIS, A SPACE STATION YOU SAY?
SPACE FOR WHAT, NUCLEAR WARHEADS? SURELY ANNOUNCING THIS PRIOR TO EVEN UNDERTAKING THE FIRST MISSION WOULD HAVE A BEEN A MUCH CLEVERER MOVE.
I URGE OTHER STATES, NOT TO DONATE TO THIS EVILDOERS CAUSE.
Yours: Marquis lestat lioncourt

I NEVER RECIEVED ANY PRIOR WARNINGS OF THIS, A SPACE STATION YOU SAY?
SPACE FOR WHAT, NUCLEAR WARHEADS? SURELY ANNOUNCING THIS PRIOR TO EVEN UNDERTAKING THE FIRST MISSION WOULD HAVE A BEEN A MUCH CLEVERER MOVE.
I URGE OTHER STATES, NOT TO DONATE TO THIS EVILDOERS CAUSE.
Yours: Marquis lestat lioncourtOk, walkenstone, shut up. This space station will be a space base for all my spaceships and where all my military information will be. So, just shut up and don't jump to false accusations, noob. Lapse, thank you very much, and yes i shall change the distance, sorry. :oops:

bump!