Elvandair
06-02-2004, 19:32
From: The High Presiding Monarch of Elvandair
Freedom of the press has been taken too far in Elvandair! I was simply enjoying a relaxing bath at home when I heard a rustle just outside the bathroom window. I got up and put on my bathrobe in order to investigate, and what did I see? I saw a bright FLASH and heard the mechanical sound of a camera: from two photographers hiding in the bushes, attempting to take a nude photograph of me! It was beyond me how they both got passed Capital House security, but what shocked me the most was the sheer audacity of these photographers! Where did they get the courage to attempt to photograph the leader of their nation naked?!
As soon as they realized they were spotted, they ran off of the property, and got away before Secret Service men could apprehend them.
Because of this incident, Elvandair has hence forth shut down all Publishing Companies and Photographic Printing Shops and Internet Police have been notified to block all photographic images until the two men have been found and punished. Either the company they work for will give them in or people who know of them will because their businesses will fail unless they do so.
Although I know I am a sexy devil, NO ONE will get away with photographing me in my skivvies. The Elvan High Consulate agrees, and will allow me to go forth with these measures.
- Elvandair Presiding Monarch
Julius E. Vernon
Freedom of the press has been taken too far in Elvandair! I was simply enjoying a relaxing bath at home when I heard a rustle just outside the bathroom window. I got up and put on my bathrobe in order to investigate, and what did I see? I saw a bright FLASH and heard the mechanical sound of a camera: from two photographers hiding in the bushes, attempting to take a nude photograph of me! It was beyond me how they both got passed Capital House security, but what shocked me the most was the sheer audacity of these photographers! Where did they get the courage to attempt to photograph the leader of their nation naked?!
As soon as they realized they were spotted, they ran off of the property, and got away before Secret Service men could apprehend them.
Because of this incident, Elvandair has hence forth shut down all Publishing Companies and Photographic Printing Shops and Internet Police have been notified to block all photographic images until the two men have been found and punished. Either the company they work for will give them in or people who know of them will because their businesses will fail unless they do so.
Although I know I am a sexy devil, NO ONE will get away with photographing me in my skivvies. The Elvan High Consulate agrees, and will allow me to go forth with these measures.
- Elvandair Presiding Monarch
Julius E. Vernon