Dogbert the Almighty
06-02-2004, 16:47
OOC: This site will be updated as I increase what we sell. FYI for anyone interested in Dilbert I will be trying to keep in character as Dogbert (i.e lots of stuff to maximise employee usage :wink: ). Also, just to stop anyone pointing it out, I know this is a young Nation. It is a puppet, designed to represent a corporation. If it makes you happy my older Nation does the research and this one sells the products.
IC: All technology has been patented under the recent UN patent act.
Having read about the recent development of EMP, Dogbert has decided that it is only fair the businesses of the world have a chance to protect themselves against the potential attacks. Thus we have put together the following pack for any business wishing to protect itself (OOC I have done the relevant research. If anyone is interested in knowing how it works, TG me for info).
The Pack includes:
Low resistance Metallic paint.
Waveguides and Spark Gap arrestors (not effective on digital technology).
Pi filter.
Metal Oxide Varistor .
High Speed Zener Diode.
EMP protected Vent panels.
Price: £500,000.
For an extra £500,000 (bringing the price to 1 million), we will also supply fibre optics for all areas of your office buidling where they can be effectively installed. (FYI you cannot have an entire building running off Fibre Optics, as you still need conversion to an electric signal at points).
This pack is designed to protect a single office building.
The Cubicle.
For many years the cubicle has been a managers trusted way to pen in employees and keep their moral low enough to stop them revolting. But it also makes the employee feel that they have their own sacred space, and so keeps them happy enough to work.
At Dogbert we have developed the 'uniform cubicle'. It comes equipped with a phone (unable to dial numbers not pre-approved by the boss), a computer (bad internet connection to limit games and stop them finding information to confuse the boss with), and a desk with draw space just large enough for an A4 folder. All cubicles are identical so employees will not feel the need to waste time trying to outdo each other by comparing cubicles. There are also light gates on the doorframe of the cubicle so you can monitor the exact time employees are not at their desk (and so not being productive), allowing you to dock their pay accordingly.
For an office buildings worth, we are asking for £1 million (this may sound high, but we do prvide the computers too).
IC: All technology has been patented under the recent UN patent act.
Having read about the recent development of EMP, Dogbert has decided that it is only fair the businesses of the world have a chance to protect themselves against the potential attacks. Thus we have put together the following pack for any business wishing to protect itself (OOC I have done the relevant research. If anyone is interested in knowing how it works, TG me for info).
The Pack includes:
Low resistance Metallic paint.
Waveguides and Spark Gap arrestors (not effective on digital technology).
Pi filter.
Metal Oxide Varistor .
High Speed Zener Diode.
EMP protected Vent panels.
Price: £500,000.
For an extra £500,000 (bringing the price to 1 million), we will also supply fibre optics for all areas of your office buidling where they can be effectively installed. (FYI you cannot have an entire building running off Fibre Optics, as you still need conversion to an electric signal at points).
This pack is designed to protect a single office building.
The Cubicle.
For many years the cubicle has been a managers trusted way to pen in employees and keep their moral low enough to stop them revolting. But it also makes the employee feel that they have their own sacred space, and so keeps them happy enough to work.
At Dogbert we have developed the 'uniform cubicle'. It comes equipped with a phone (unable to dial numbers not pre-approved by the boss), a computer (bad internet connection to limit games and stop them finding information to confuse the boss with), and a desk with draw space just large enough for an A4 folder. All cubicles are identical so employees will not feel the need to waste time trying to outdo each other by comparing cubicles. There are also light gates on the doorframe of the cubicle so you can monitor the exact time employees are not at their desk (and so not being productive), allowing you to dock their pay accordingly.
For an office buildings worth, we are asking for £1 million (this may sound high, but we do prvide the computers too).