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USSNR Issues Official Warning to Danneland

05-02-2004, 13:03
Message from the Chief Socialist President and Council, USSNR

Greetings Comrade Brethren of the International Community. Today I come unto you to issue a Warning to Comrade Brethren Danneland. It is the decision of the Peoples Socialist Council, the Peoples Scoialist Government, and the Peoples Socialist Defense Force to issue a STRONG warning to our Brethren in Danneland.

Recently, Comrade Brethren Danneland has gone somewhat....off. Once our Ally, his status has now become Enemy for his act of unprovoked War on Comrade Brethren Burnsian Desert. You see, if one Comrade Brethren attacks another because of GOOD reasons, then we shall stay out. However, when one Comrade Brethren attacks another Good Comrade Brethren Ally in act of Unprovoked War, that is when we step in.

The People are VERY displeased with the decision of Comrade Brethren Danneland, and are calling for the Will of the People to be known to these arrogant Brethren. So, to obide by the Peoples Will and Voice, I have seen fit to call our Armed Forces to the Highest Alert. In which our B-1B's will be Loaded with Neutronic Bombs, one each on five B-1B's, and our bombers readied for runs. Our Navy and Army shall be placed on Highest Alert also.

The B-1B's are a Last Resort option, of course, and will not be used expect in Defense, for even Comrade Brethren Danneland has some good People.

The Patroling Submarines in Danneland Waters will be run on Silent and be readied for attacks, if war is so called, and patrols of Surface and Submerged units will Increase.

E-3 Sentries will be flown around the borders, not in, in an attempt to moniter our Comrade Brethren. They shall be escorted, each, by MiG-15's.

Intern, we wish to extend this as an Official Warning to Comrade Brethren Danneland. We care not if you are a member of any alliance, for we have our allies also. Since we are only doing Patrols, not attacks, we have done Just in our cause to see the People not being Oppressed by another Imperialistic Regime in the Future. So, in the end Comrade Brethren Danneland, we ask you, for one time only, to apologize for your actions against Comrade Brethren Ally Burnsian Desert, and all Higest Alert status will be called off. The People will be most happy without war, so please think this over.

Thank you, and May the Peoples God, Lord God Almighty, Bless ALL of Our Comrade Brethren in the International Community.
Danneland
05-02-2004, 13:25
nothing.
Danneland
05-02-2004, 13:32
OOC: Just a note, Danneland has no seaboarders, thereby.. we dont have any naval vessels.

And some writing in that message has made me.. change my future RP ideas, thank you :)

IC:

Daniel overlooks the message and joddles for a moment and then replied.

"Bla bla bla bli ble bla.. you can bring all your commie dogs into MY MY MY MIIIINE country and strap dynamite on em' and I'l STILL go to war. I hate TBD. So shuvv upp your commie threats in your *** and ***** ***** STFU! I'l SEE YOU IN MOSCOW! .."

-Daniel, Dictator of Danneland.

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Veers, seccond in command clears his throat, Daniel turns around and looks at him.
"WHAT?!"

"Sir, they are not russia, they dont have Moscow as a capital"

"..um.. SO WHAT?! they are all the same.. commie bastards!"