Nannuk
03-02-2004, 16:28
And this is the channel 6 nightly news, with all of the latest happenings in Nannuk.
Today, government officials announced several policy changes due to recent events in the South Pacific. Defense Minister Charles announced a naval expansion program, designed to bolster Nannuk’s ability to defend South Pacific trade routes from piracy and mishaps.
Footage of a military bras press briefing: “With these new light carriers and other assets we should be able to more uniformly extend Nannuk’s naval umbrella throughout the South Pacific region, allowing for continued free trade and crime prevention.”
In other news, the Nannuk Air Force announced a test today at 5PM GMT of a new lightweight, high-yield tactical hydrogen weapon which is hoped will be compatible with Nannuk’s tomahawk and harpoon arsenal.
Footage of a military spokesman: “This new 10KT Hydrogen weapon will be perfect for tactical use if, god forbid, we ever become embroiled in a serious conflict within the region. Mostly we view this weapon as a deterrent against foreign adventurism in our region.”
We’d also like to report that Foreign Secretary Williamson made some preliminary comments about a South Pacific Unified Naval Command but currently we have few details on this initiative.
Finally, on a lighter note Portland BioChem has announced trials of an engineered anaerobic bacterium designed to break down petrochemical compounds into component organic states. According to their statement, this discovery could greatly aid in future oil spill clean efforts.
And now, the weather….
Today, government officials announced several policy changes due to recent events in the South Pacific. Defense Minister Charles announced a naval expansion program, designed to bolster Nannuk’s ability to defend South Pacific trade routes from piracy and mishaps.
Footage of a military bras press briefing: “With these new light carriers and other assets we should be able to more uniformly extend Nannuk’s naval umbrella throughout the South Pacific region, allowing for continued free trade and crime prevention.”
In other news, the Nannuk Air Force announced a test today at 5PM GMT of a new lightweight, high-yield tactical hydrogen weapon which is hoped will be compatible with Nannuk’s tomahawk and harpoon arsenal.
Footage of a military spokesman: “This new 10KT Hydrogen weapon will be perfect for tactical use if, god forbid, we ever become embroiled in a serious conflict within the region. Mostly we view this weapon as a deterrent against foreign adventurism in our region.”
We’d also like to report that Foreign Secretary Williamson made some preliminary comments about a South Pacific Unified Naval Command but currently we have few details on this initiative.
Finally, on a lighter note Portland BioChem has announced trials of an engineered anaerobic bacterium designed to break down petrochemical compounds into component organic states. According to their statement, this discovery could greatly aid in future oil spill clean efforts.
And now, the weather….