NationStates Jolt Archive


MUL NUN-KI announces progress in human cloning experiments!

MUL NUN-KI
03-02-2004, 15:19
Recent advances in human ebyronics have focused mainly on eliminating genetically transmitted diseases in the East of Eden region. MUL NUN-KI research laboratories have also moved forward with experimental human cloning.

MUL NUN-KI’s leader, Marduk, has personally traveled to Mr. Hefner’s empire to collect cell samples for this purpose. The Nation’s foremost scientist, Dr. Immen S. Woody, predicts success, but cautions, “There is a strong likelihood that these cloned females will not survive past the age of 26.” When queried on how he could characterize this limitation as a ‘success’, Dr. Woody responded, “It depends on what you define success as.”
03-02-2004, 15:26
are the clones with good health until 23h? i could use some to military porpouses :)
MUL NUN-KI
03-02-2004, 15:49
None of our cloned embryos have yet matured to that age. MUL NUN-KI's wise leader, Marduk, will be training the first dozen for his own devious purposes. Dr. Woody predicts a perfect physical match with the donor, "If the donor is fine, the clone will be even better".

MUL NUN-KI must research the issue of slavery prior to marketing it's women, but the recent adoption of legalized prostitution by the UN certainly makes it likely. MUL NUN-KI's own Specs Howard School of Hypnotism is presently working on mind control. Marduk has always claimed that free will is illusory. It is possible that MUL NUN-KI will have volunteers for sale soon.