Warmongering
We in The Armed Republic of Militant Yuppies (ARMY) would like to ask the people of this world to hand over all of their posessions to my brother Zimm and I at the bottom of the pacific ocean. Non-compliance will result in severe retaliation by our pack of genetically modified, irradiated, rabid dingos.
Thank you for your time, and hope to hear from you soon.
Sincerely,
The Armed Republic of Militant Yuppies
Losirisis
03-02-2004, 07:54
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oldernation... you do realise how very un-funny this is getting?
A dingo flu has swept through my country, thus wiping out my army. I hereby withdraw my attack stance.
Sincerely,
The Armed Republic of Militant Yuppies
Losirisis
03-02-2004, 07:58
good boy *pat pat*
The dingo flu that has so ravaged my poor country has spread it's way to some of the poorer yuppies on my islands. I am in dire need of assistance in containing this deadly virus. I fear there could be a pandemic ensuing if my needs are not met.
Sincerely,
The Armed Republic of Militant Yuppies
We in The Armed Republic of Militant Yuppies (ARMY) would like to ask the people of this world to hand over all of their posessions to my brother Zimm and I at the bottom of the pacific ocean. Non-compliance will result in severe retaliation by our pack of genetically modified, irradiated, rabid dingos.
Thank you for your time, and hope to hear from you soon.
Sincerely,
The Armed Republic of Militant Yuppies
OOC:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=117463&highlight=
Competition! Grrr...
This is a very creative one, though!
IC: Surrender immediately, or face destruction! We'll... um... drop rocks out of boats on top of you...?
-Kardin To'Velnar, Spokesman of the High Council.
As the rocks from above rain down upon my cities, our dome’s crack and our dingoes run for shelter
My people call for help….I must surrender to your pointy rocks durring my time of need
Sincerely,
The Armed Republic of Militant Yuppies
Your surrender is accepted! You will be permitted to retain self-government (under the High Council, of course), and you will are welcome to send a representative to the Council meetings.
-Kardin To'Velnar, Spokesman of the High Council
OOC: That makes... three, I think. Only, what, 600,000 nations to go?
We must combat the dingo flu, I still require your assistance and that of others.
The Devaryn Portal
03-02-2004, 08:43
We must combat the dingo flu, I still require your assistance and that of others.
"You shall have it."
The speaker, a tall man in a blue cloak, raised his arms...
Thousands of specks of violet light float out from him, healing everyone they come into contact with.
Confused, my people rush from their homes for the coming of the healer was upon us. As it was written in the Yuppie book of faith, the men prepared for battle....
The Devaryn Portal
03-02-2004, 08:49
The blue-cloaked wizard watched the preparations for battle, puzzled.
The blue-cloaked wizard watched the preparations for battle, puzzled.
As it was written, the blue wizard descended upon the Yuppies, bringing a halt to the armaggedeon "dingo" flu. Vengance shall be had at the hands of the yuppies upon the warmongers who so defiled our great city. Utilizing the ancient techniques of Yuppialchry, the yuppies built their great ships of war from the broken pieces of the place they once called home. Rising to the surface, the yuppies began their journey to find the one called "Warmonger."
OOC: We aren't the ones that caused that disease; all we did was drop rocks out of boats. However... our southwest border is a coastline.