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Im very sorry, but it is time for me 2 take my rightful place as the ruler of the nation states world. i have been playing this game for a week, and i have realised there is no way 2 win, and that there is no real point in playing this game. but instead of quitting and giving p, i have now place spies in all of your nations that are collecting me valuable data as we speak, and i will soon take everyones nations over from the inside. then i will change the idea of the game and turn u all into my own personal internet slaves who will be obidenent and soon i will take over the real world.

prepare to die :)
:twisted: swifty :twisted:

Oh, God not another one. There should be screenings for this sort of thing.

Ignore cannon fired

For once, I agree. IGNORE attack loaded.

"GET THER SLINGSHUTS READY!!"

IGNORE. Next?!

You have been I.G.N.O.R.E.D...

Ignore? where?! Please tell me how!

omg... go look at the stickies...

OOC: Whoa dude....like......your trying to take over the world......that’s so…..like… radically awesome.......but........ you’re a week old…..and .….you don’t have a can to piss in or a window to throw it out of……so……like…….please return when you have some idea what the hell you are talking about.

OOC: One day old, first post, and even I'm exceptionally amused (hi all)

Meh. Swiftopolis isn't worth the effort required to fire the IGNORE cannons.

Hello, it's obvious that he's an older nation having a bit of fun. I've done things like that before, myself.

Swiftopolis being only one city and me being probably twice it's side attack. Tanks and bombers have been deployed and nukes are on stand by. Kiss your sweet Ass Charlie good bye. :twisted:
PS: You're spies were tasty :twisted:

Swiftopolis one more thing if you don't like nation states LEAVE no one needs you here.

Im very sorry, but it is time for me 2 take my rightful place as the ruler of the nation states world. i have been playing this game for a week, and i have realised there is no way 2 win, and that there is no real point in playing this game. but instead of quitting and giving p, i have now place spies in all of your nations that are collecting me valuable data as we speak, and i will soon take everyones nations over from the inside. then i will change the idea of the game and turn u all into my own personal internet slaves who will be obidenent and soon i will take over the real world.

prepare to die :)
:twisted: swifty :twisted:

Alright. You and me right now, lets go.

my quess is that this is someone puppet trying to see how much or a responce he can get. So Ok, when ever your ready start up a war thread and we will RP this out, the way it should be done. I'm ready when ever you are

Im very sorry, but it is time for me 2 take my rightful place as the ruler of the nation states world. i have been playing this game for a week, and i have realised there is no way 2 win, and that there is no real point in playing this game. but instead of quitting and giving p, i have now place spies in all of your nations that are collecting me valuable data as we speak, and i will soon take everyones nations over from the inside. then i will change the idea of the game and turn u all into my own personal internet slaves who will be obidenent and soon i will take over the real world.

prepare to die :)
:twisted: swifty :twisted:

Alright. You and me right now, let go.

*sighs* "okay..."

SG: Twice his size? You're over twenty times his size!

*Sends one stealth operative to Swiftopolis who disables the entire Swiftopolian military by merely disassembling the 5 guns they have*

Yah but he doesn't know that he far to stupid to find out. So I thought I'd play cat and mouse.

OOC: Let it be noted that I did not just post once, and then never come back.
Let it also be noted that I plan to start a sequel sometime....

Fire the death ray!!! :twisted:

Umm sir... :lol:

What?! :?

We don't have a death ray...

Fine, just shoot him, he's right there ins't he? :wink:

Yes sir...
*BANG*

I'm very sorry, but it is time for me to take my rightful place as the ruler of the nation states world. I have been playing this game for a week, and I have realized there is no way to win, and that there is no real point in playing this game. However, instead of quitting and giving up, I have now placed spies in all of your nations. They are collecting valuable data for me as we speak, and I will soon take over everyone's nations from the inside. I will then change the idea of the game, and turn you all into my own personal, obedient internet slaves. Soon I will take over the real world!!!

Prepare to die... :)
:twisted: swiftly. :twisted:

We do not know what you mean with this speech of "game" and "real world"...
However, the Ghouti Empire does not take kindly to threats. Retract your statement, or we will destroy you.
That is, if someone else doesn't do so first....
-Commander Corcyn, Supreme leader of the military of Ghout, loyal servant of the Ghouti Emperor.
OOC: To win, have fun. It's quite simple. Of course, you can also look for "The last person to post here wins!" threads in General.

Damn, I'll miss those 12 bullets that I will use to destroy your armed forces.

Its very simple stand down and go play in your house of sticks or we will use your country as the INWB (International Nuclear Whipping Boy) I have a nice new space based weapon system which I need to test.

Lauda

Dear Newbie Idiotic Person Thing,

Al Bundy wishes to extend a warm greeting by saying:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative14.jpg
Thank you.

Never liking your existance,
Thomas Alexandri Ha'Goth
Chief Socialist President of USSNR

It's obviously an experienced nation, trying to get a huge over-reaction on the part of the NS Community. Just ignore it, and it goes away.

(Note: "Ignoring it" does not require firing I.G.N.O.R.E cannons, as this merely bumps the thread...)

:?

[ ... ] this merely bumps the thread... [ ... ]

8) yup

I'm scared though, he might succeed.... :P

Im very sorry, but it is time for me 2 take my rightful place as the ruler of the nation states world. i have been playing this game for a week, and i have realised there is no way 2 win, and that there is no real point in playing this game. but instead of quitting and giving p, i have now place spies in all of your nations that are collecting me valuable data as we speak, and i will soon take everyones nations over from the inside. then i will change the idea of the game and turn u all into my own personal internet slaves who will be obidenent and soon i will take over the real world.

prepare to die :)
:twisted: swifty :twisted:

bah...

late at night, the king snores while sleeping. Swiftopolis is destroyed by the resulting winds.

dipshit elimination cannon fired: 2B potatoes at Mach 30

Its quite funny how these n00b posts get 2 pages of posts while some proper posts barley get answered. Surely if everyone did ignor the n00b instead of saying 'FIRING IGNOR CANNON' the thread would quickly die and so would the n00b's NS carrer.

I'm shaking in my boots... oh, no, wait, sorry, I was just cold. :lol:

I just want to post this...

noob (http://kosumo.faereal.net/random/tank-owned.jpg)