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To any interested countries:

Greetings from the Parliament of the Free Land of Altariland. We are currently looking for anyone interested in the beef market. We certify that our cows are free-roaming healthy animals, not pent up in a cage all day. They are feed with 100% grain with no animal by-products. Currently, however, we have a surplus of cattle, and are looking for someone in the Information Technology Sector or Space technology that would be interested in beef. We are open to negociations and suggestions. We will, however, not accept trade in the terms of weapons or radioactive material. Please note this.

Thank you all for your time and consideration.

Sure, we can launch satellites for you if you can provide clean organic beef to our population. Desert cattle are not very juicy.

Parlim is one of the world leaders in the Information Technology industry, and, coincidentally, is going through a beef shortage.

We would like to negotiate.

Do you have corn fed?

To the country of Parlim:

Yes, we do have corn feed, and also any other type of organic grain available. We do not use pesticides on any products, as that causes extreme harm to people and the enviroment. We are open to any amount at any price. Name your bargain and we will discuss it. Thank you very much.

No, I ment Corn Fed Cattle.

I would like 5000 heads of cattle. Name your price in wither money or in trade.

Specifically corn fed cattle. It shall be done.

In return, we wish for wireless networks to be set to run throughout the entire country. Also, the equipment to run them would be nice too.

In return, we will throw in an extra 1000 heads of corn-fed cattle.

Thank you for your business and we hope to conduct business in the future.

Specifically corn fed cattle. It shall be done.

In return, we wish for wireless networks to be set to run throughout the entire country. Also, the equipment to run them would be nice too.

In return, we will throw in an extra 1000 heads of corn-fed cattle.

Thank you for your business and we hope to conduct business in the future.

If this is undesirable for you, please let us know.

It is a deal, technicians are being sent by plane to your country, along with a few specially adapted cargo planes for carrying cattle.

Altariland, we are responding to your positive response to our offer to host your satellite launches in return for your surplus beef. Our Trade ministry has approved the idea and is sending delegates to settle the terms of trade.

God bless