Just for Garforth Community College again
Wookumbumble has had 60,000 cyanide cigarettes and 60,000 explosive underpants placed into wookumbumble's economy.
1000 delta-winged bombes have been deployed near wookumbumble ready to bomb the capital.
along with 500 T-80 tanks 400 T-72's and 400 T-62's.
The Holy Trinity have infiltrated his nation and are roundabouts somewhere. Hidden and dangerous.
all the rest of the infantry are on standby.
The VRKS Raliur has been deployed along with the frigatte VRKS Empressa nearby ready to strike.
the demands are simple stop being a twat, stop interfering in other nations affairs and get a life.
:wink: :twisted: oh wait thats a tad difficult for you.
looks like your f*****
from PR of Wookumbumble to AR of Vroshnak:
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NEVER! We have as much right to interfere in the affairs of other countries as you do, and we don't make things up while we do it
FYI Some other nations have been invited into the thread by Wookumbumble, so you can't restrict it just to people from GCC
Wookumbumble Government
Hornbyarius' Navy and Air Force have launched an attack, with 3 destroyer battleships, and one aircraft carrier against Vroshnak, in defence of an allied pacifist nation
With the permission of Wookumbumble, The Real Hornbyarius has put an armoured tank devision on the border between Vroshnak and Wookumbumble, and an antiaircraft division in the capital.
Official Announcement from the USSNR
Either call off this idiotic game or we shall destroy your pathetic military power. We shall show you the power of The People with a boot up your ***. You are Imperialistic and the USSNR hates Imperialistic. Intern, if you do not shut up and leave this nation alone, we will bring forth a reign of terror via Submarine Cruise Missiles that you will find very uncomfertable UP YOUR ***.
Now, shut up and go away, we dislike your pathetic nation of Vroshnak.
In the innermost sanctum sanctorium of the inner sanctum that is the vast subterranean enclave riddling the high mountain range of Lhai in Xikuang's interior, a yellow eye, rheumy with long sleep, opened, closely followed by another, quite close by; stuck, indeed, in the same head. As the eye flickered alertly about the room for the source of the disturbance that had alerted the brain behind it (the other eye followed, a bit less alertly, perhaps owing to an imperfect connection between the hemispheres of the aforementioned brain), it suddenly began to shine with a red light. A reflected light. A small LED had flickered into life, indicating that a missal had been transmitted from the surface.
The gigantic, heavy-boned, muscular form of Saghrahtt the Indestructible moved with a catlike grace belied by his physical bulk to the console. With one digit the size of a quality Italian sausage, he pressed the big green button marked 'Receive incoming', under which had been scrawled, in a rather suggestively icky red-brown substance, 'MAK THINGG WURK'. The message flashed up on a screen, dark red letters against black, to avoid offending the night vision of the reader.
Wookumbumble has had 60,000 cyanide cigarettes and 60,000 explosive underpants placed into wookumbumble's economy.
1000 delta-winged bombes have been deployed near wookumbumble ready to bomb the capital.
along with 500 T-80 tanks 400 T-72's and 400 T-62's.
The Holy Trinity have infiltrated his nation and are roundabouts somewhere. Hidden and dangerous.
all the rest of the infantry are on standby.
The VRKS Raliur has been deployed along with the frigatte VRKS Empressa nearby ready to strike.
the demands are simple stop being a twat, stop interfering in other nations affairs and get a life.
oh wait thats a tad difficult for you.
looks like your f*****
Saghrahtt the Indestructible growled, all traces of lethargy vanished from his supreme countenance as he moved into action. Barking orders in a harsh, gutteral tongue as he moved from the communications chamber into the corridor and into the Great War Hall, he seemed to grow in height and girth, as if he were not already huge enough, his muscles rippling beneath his green-black flesh, flesh that would, if it could (perhaps it can) laugh at the most highly-developed power armour.
He reached the War Hall, and strode to the centre. His men were already assembled: an advance team of 500,000 strong, led by generals distinguished in past battles, earch one armed with adamantine swords forged in dragon's fire and further equipped with unbendable will and unshakable courage fuelled by boundless rage. Their red, yellow, and ice-blue eyes burned with anticipation and fury as, silently, but quivering with eager bloodlust, they faced their leader. Saghrahtt himself surveyed his advance troops, knowing in his heart that it would not be necessary to awaken the ten million reserve forces deeper in the mountain complex.
A low growl took form in the throat of the Indestructible, and was echoed throughout the Hall, both by the walls cut sheer in the living rock and in the throats of his bloodthirsty war party. The growl rose steadily, the taut bowstrings carried by the archers, the very metal of their armour vibrating in resonance, until it became a roar, a roar to shake the very heart of the mountain. With a powerful war-cry distinguished even in the midst of the thunderous din Saghrahtt the Indestructible raised aloft his mighty blade, energy sparking over its surface. As one, the gathered thousands of genetically modified super-soldier Orc ninja assassins raised their blades in kind.
Then they put them back.
Some of them began to whistle, and to meander randomly about the chamber. Some formed little groups and chatted idly to one another about the weather and the price of cheese in Larkinia.
It was what they had been born to do. What they had been bred to do. What they lived for. What they died for.
Ignoring stuff.
In all the world there was no ignorance to equal the forces of the Genetically Modified Super-soldier Orc Ninja Assassin Ignorers of Saghrahtt the Invincible, nor would there ever be.
(The Genetically Modified Super-Soldier Orc Ninja Assassin Ignorers of Lhai are a CGI effect officially classed as RVC (Really Very Cool) and developed by the XÜG division (Xikuang Über-Geek). They are made available to Xikuang’s allies or by request, and are downloadable from all good EDW servers. We politely ask that you upload an MP3 or two.)
Hello my friends. Due to a plea for help from my esteemed friend wookumbumble, I enter this war full of bluster and confidence. My imperialistic army loyal only to His Majesty King Lee the First are all elite guards serving my ever expanding Empire.
Due to recent pracitce in mock wars with neighbouring countries, I have been able to fine tune my strategem for complete air, sea and ground dominance. I would like to reveal my complete network of Royal Orbital Defense and Attack Platforms (RODAP), i am now able to rain down fire upon all who oppose me without fear of retribution.
My X-525 Spy planes do reconaissance over the border between Wookumbumble and Vroshnak, two highly tense borders, armies building up on both sides. I back this intelligence up with satellite photos taken from my His Majestys Spaceship (HMS) Endeavour out of His Majestys Space Station (HMSS) Oblivion. My Secret Service indicates that Vroshnak has his complete air force accosted to his war with Wookumbumble at two airbases, and many ground troops around these areas. Without warning at 16:00 hours GMT, 3/2/04 my Ion cannons and Laser guns charge and rain down their fire from the heavens, the fires are predicted to burn for days. Estimates suggest that his forces along the border have been reduced to just 22.34% of their former capacity.
The border is barely defended, I urge both sides to reconsider demolishing themselves in this pointless war, because although Wookumbumble has the advantage of numbers, Vroshnak has superior technology relatively. I WILL act in self defence at anyone who attempts to attack me in any way shape or form. I also WILL act as regional security should anyone attempt to gain power without international consent. Now sit down and play nice.
LONG LIVE THE KING, LONG LIVE THE KING!
Hello my friends. Due to a plea for help from my esteemed friend wookumbumble, I enter this war full of bluster and confidence. My imperialistic army loyal only to His Majesty King Lee the First are all elite guards serving my ever expanding Empire.
Due to recent pracitce in mock wars with neighbouring countries, I have been able to fine tune my strategem for complete air, sea and ground dominance. I would like to reveal my complete network of Royal Orbital Defense and Attack Platforms (RODAP), i am now able to rain down fire upon all who oppose me without fear of retribution.
My X-525 Spy planes do reconaissance over the border between Wookumbumble and Vroshnak, two highly tense borders, armies building up on both sides. I back this intelligence up with satellite photos taken from my His Majestys Spaceship (HMS) Endeavour out of His Majestys Space Station (HMSS) Oblivion. My Secret Service indicates that Vroshnak has his complete air force accosted to his war with Wookumbumble at two airbases, and many ground troops around these areas. Without warning at 16:00 hours GMT, 3/2/04 my Ion cannons and Laser guns charge and rain down their fire from the heavens, the fires are predicted to burn for days. Estimates suggest that his forces along the border have been reduced to just 22.34% of their former capacity.
The border is barely defended, I urge both sides to reconsider demolishing themselves in this pointless war, because although Wookumbumble has the advantage of numbers, Vroshnak has superior technology relatively. I WILL act in self defence at anyone who attempts to attack me in any way shape or form. I also WILL act as regional security should anyone attempt to gain power without international consent. Now sit down and play nice.
LONG LIVE THE KING, LONG LIVE THE KING!
The Bishop has just arrived on the scene and is taking note of all action to date
king lee stop double post
:roll: here we go again
ok bugger off i'm only havin a laugh
one work for Nodea Rudav.......WANKER
nick just stop interfereing every two minuits let me run my own nation without you dictating wat i can or can't do or say, i'm entitled to my own ways.
Vroshnak (and anyone else for that matter) -
Please confine your language on these forums to the more POLITE aspects of english
(i.e. please cut the swearing)
WAR. HUH, WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. 8)
Trailers
04-02-2004, 12:48
Vroshnak..How can you have 1000 anything??Let alone some sort of aircraft.You arn't quite a month old.
its called buying things from other nations
ha, now whose double posting? :lol:
WAR. HUH, WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. 8)
At Last!
Someone with SENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!