Global Banking Corporation announces huge profit surge
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Today Global Banking Corporation, Rotovia Ltd closed a stunning 43c higher than it's opening this morning. With most other companies falling, left, right and center the Global Banking Corporation is perhaps the safest investment you could make.
This is attributed to the appointment of a new Director of Finance, Arnold Thebes, who is renound for trebling profits in Rotovian Automotive and Syntax Banking Ltd.
As his first act of bussiness the Board of Directors has approved a new share package that will effectively open share purchasing on an international scale. All parties, personnel or corporate, may purchase share in one hundred share groups at 200 USD. Twenty-five USD less than the standard market value, this deal will not remain open for much longer however.
the bank of Lioy is very interested at! please send further information!
the bank of Lioy is very interested at! please send further information!
Please be more specific in relation to your request.
the ASonic bank's deeply interested!
the ASonic bank's deeply interested!
The Global Banking Corporation sees no reason why a share package cannot be arranged. If you wish it could even include a share for share trade program.
Arnold Thebes
Director of Finance
The Armed Republic of Militant Yuppies is deeply interested in your proposal. We must satisfy our insatiable need for carnage and brutality, but we have not the money to do so as of late. Keep us informed on this and any future financial endeavours.
General Zaroff,
The Armed Republic of Militant Yuppies
The Armed Republic of Militant Yuppies is deeply interested in your proposal. We must satisfy our insatiable need for carnage and brutality, but we have not the money to do so as of late. Keep us informed on this and any future financial endeavours.
General Zaroff,
The Armed Republic of Militant Yuppies
May I suggest one of Global Banking Corporation, Rotovia Ltd's projects then? http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=118211&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0
Greetings!
We are a new nation, snow and ice bound, with haunted forests and a parlous environmental condition, although our economy is thriving. After considering your options, I am interested in help to improve our landscape and save our stock of crows before the Leader has to turn to them to satisfy his hunger. I am sure you can note that we have a functioning parliamentary democracy with compulsory participation, and improving our environment would be good for business, good for the Leader's sanity, and good for the mortals who currently live in fear of landslides from denuded slopes shadowing the two principle cities Flanethly and Noniesrog. Plus the Leader has a terrible habit of going into frenzies when denied his little pleasures, and after having to keep his spirits up over the last week and preventing regional incidents over threats to the broadcasting corporations of neighbouring dominions, I can assure you that a more pleasing environment would be more soothing on his damned soul and create regional and global stability.
That concludes the little presentation. I refer the honourable gentleman - or perhaps lady? it is difficult for me to tell and the Leader has enough respect for female acolytes of his Party (the Conservatories, so-called because the Leader has a nice glass-house where they can meet, play violins and harps, and talk over a nice glass of mulled wine and admire the snow-swept vistas sloping down into the glorious twin cities) that he cannot abide being accused of chauvinism.
I remain yours etc
Rt Hon Clive Screwtape
Chancellor of the Crowlofe Exchequer