NationStates Jolt Archive


2nd coming of Jesus is here

02-02-2004, 09:28
Jesus is now here and available for giving healing, love and wisdom especially for all those nations that control their peoples and economies by fear and manipulation:D
Dimmimar
02-02-2004, 10:01
Jesus is now here and available for giving healing, love and wisdom especially for all those nations that control their peoples and economies by fear and manipulation:D

Excuse me :o
Lapse
02-02-2004, 10:05
godmoding n00b :P
UnNatural Selection
02-02-2004, 10:06
Could you pass along a mesage
I heard his Father is dead and I was wondering if thier was any truth to the rumor?
Of cource you can't belive Everthing you read though.
:twisted: damm Nechieens :twisted:
Kazar-Tiyon
02-02-2004, 10:13
"Thanks, but my people don't need any healing, love, or wisdom."
-Kazar-Tiyon, slayer of the hero Jha'al-ze, ancient force of evil and destruction.
Kilean
02-02-2004, 17:18
Hey, great!

We're going to war with Godless Atheistic Commies!

We need his support. Can we attatch jesus to III light corps? It'd really help out the morale of the men.
02-02-2004, 17:32
Pore... r u taking the piss?

The gospels dictate that Jesus will sit at the right hand of the Father.
Unless you are the Messiah, only God or Jesus himself can do what you are offering.
03-02-2004, 03:44
This is merely Satan's attempt at decieving men. Jesus will not return until this world has been purged of sin. We rally all nations who hold God within their hearts to rally and destroy this illusion of salvation.

Edit: Actually, I'm not too sure with Catholic doctrine on this. Anybody know?
The Fedral Union
03-02-2004, 03:50
:roll: :roll: Ohh please a buntch of fundmntlist goons .. just another reson why relgion arint in my nations poltics.
03-02-2004, 04:11
The Confederacy of Caligatio would like to suggest that the "Fedral" Union learn how to spell before they accuse someone else of being a goon.

The spiritual advisor of Caligatio, a devout Roman Catholic, has issued this statement:

"The Second Coming of Christ has not yet come, and radical statements such as these are unecessary. For Catholics and Christians alike, the Second Coming of Christ signifies the Rapture, and vice-versa. However, I, and my Christian brothers, are still here, so this statement is clearly unfounded."
CoreWorlds
03-02-2004, 04:26
"Hmm." Someone leafed through a Bible. "It say that the second coming is accompanied by a black sun and a red moon, among other things. The sun's yellow, and the moon is white. Sorry, friend. You're a false prophet."
Tarlachia
03-02-2004, 04:38
03-02-2004, 04:54
The "Fedral" Union" will kindly keep their own comments to themselves. Our nation is a religious one, and we take offense at your comments. Furthermore, it seems that our education system is clearly superior to theirs, seeing how their representative of their nation is unable to clearly compose a coherent message. We keep our own religion to ourselves - you should as well.

OOC: I'm not religious, I just RP a religious nation.
The Fedral Union
03-02-2004, 04:57
Ohh please I am only stating the facts and I am sorry if I offended you its just some countries think that there salvation will come from a guy in the sky not that I don’t say god exist he Probably dose but I am just saying if he dose hell come when we are ready and not such an infantile race And we are ready for his grate wisdoms. (Occ: that makes you happy? im not religous .. infact im an athist this post is just to smoth things over )
03-02-2004, 05:13
Blasphemy! By Franciscian doctrine, the Second Coming will not arrive until we have brought about peace and enlightenment to all peoples of the Earth.

Your claim also conflicts with several other minor beliefs and definitions by our Catholic faith.

May the Sword of Peace burn brightly over the sky of the Axis of Absurdity!
The Fedral Union
03-02-2004, 05:16
Ohh come on the only thing commuting from the sky would be new age sciences written buy several top novelist . .. well any way you cant declare war on me for just saying some thing at you .
Tarlachia
03-02-2004, 05:17
President John Marshall looked up as the news showed a person claiming the second coming of Christ. He himself was a Roman Catholic, and shook his head in disgust at the news.

"There's supposed to be Armageddon first you dolt!" he said to no one in particular.

"Alas, the world still is infested with false prophets..."
The Fedral Union
03-02-2004, 05:19
Heh Right you guys need to read up on today’s views real quick and there wont be an Armageddon unless some one makes one with nukes witch wont be my nation
Tarlachia
03-02-2004, 05:22
President Marshall turns the television off.

"Back to work...the things I do for my country...."