NationStates Jolt Archive


Illegal Aliens captured in SD. Execution Awaits.

Swedish Dominions
31-01-2004, 22:03
Live from the SDNBN

Good Evening.
I'm reporting live from an Army Base here in Stockholm. It appears that approximatily 70 000 Illegal Armed Aliens from an foreign country has been living in the SD bush. The SD army has captured these and they are on death row. They have been carrying out illegal army exercises in the bush. The Army officals thinks that the Redneck Leaders were planning a plot to overthrow the government. Let us pray to god that the Rednecks never takes over.


Good Night.
Penguisiana
31-01-2004, 22:04
*rats
The Fedral Union
31-01-2004, 22:05
The Fedral Union Condems Stuch acts and offers to take them from you .
Penguisiana
31-01-2004, 22:06
same with penguisiana *grin*grin
Swedish Dominions
31-01-2004, 22:08
They have no Passports- And they can't leave the border, they are carrying AIDS & HIV & SARS.


We ain't no animals, you cannot execute us. We have ain't married us yet.

the Execution takes place tomorrow. At nooon
31-01-2004, 22:12
the Soviet Union Republics will kindly take them from you.
Swedish Dominions
31-01-2004, 22:14
They have no Passports- And they can't leave the border, they are carrying AIDS & HIV & SARS.
Belem
31-01-2004, 22:16
make sure to charge them for the cost of execution.
Belem
31-01-2004, 22:16
Central Facehuggeria
31-01-2004, 22:23
Would it be possible to televise their executions? It could be a special, foreign edition of the "Who wants to be an illegal immigrant!" show that is highly popular in Central Facehuggeria.
Belem
31-01-2004, 22:26
Belem
31-01-2004, 22:34
Would it be possible to televise their executions? It could be a special, foreign edition of the "Who wants to be an illegal immigrant!" show that is highly popular in Central Facehuggeria.

Heh! I like your style. I will now send you a dvd of "Belems funniest executions" including such great moments as this
Criminal: OUCH! U SHOT ME IN THE FOOT INSTEAD OF THE HEAD IM NOT DEAD YET!
31-01-2004, 22:34
How can they have HIV and AIDS? HIV is the virus that causes AIDS, AIDS is just the symptoms of the HIV virus.
The Kahaile Family
31-01-2004, 22:39
The Mexican Kingdom of THe Kahaile Family condemns this genocide and will not, under any circumstance, let get away The Swedish Dominions with this horrible crime, if it is conducted.

If The Swedish Dominions execute the prisioners, Mexico will formally start an international campaign to make you pay for the masacre, take that for granted.
31-01-2004, 22:45
HOW CAN YOU DO THIS?!?!


I sended my staff on vacation, to hunt some turkeys!!!!!


I NOW DECLARE A STATE OF WAR AGAINST THE SWEDISH! DOMINIONS!

:cry: -I feel sorry for dear momma
Swedish Dominions
31-01-2004, 22:51
I ain't afraid of no Rednecks! (With Redneck Accent)



:shock: - OK OK i'll dump em' in international waters. Anyone can come and get em'.
Arribastan
31-01-2004, 22:52
Swedish Dominions, we must say this: do as you wish. we are behind you.
Nazguul
31-01-2004, 22:53
As far as Nazguul is concerned, the Swedish Dominions has no basis to execute these people. You do not know if they're refugees or just vagabonds. A jail sentence and an inquiry is in order, not an execution.
Swedish Dominions
31-01-2004, 22:56
Execution LIVE


Tonight:

We'll Execute........ We'll Stab and Slash....... Slice and Dice........



A NICE RABBIT STEAK!


Welcome to cooking channel.


*Flips over


Live from SDNBN

Tonight:

We will witness when the 70 000 Rednecks will be dropped to an deserted island in the West Pacific. We'll call the nation: The Redneck Community.
imported_Grunge-France
31-01-2004, 22:57
Swedish Dominions, we must say this: If you do as you wish, we will go after you.

Dumping them in International Waters? give them floatating devises in that case.
Swedish Dominions
31-01-2004, 22:57
As far as Nazguul is concerned, the Swedish Dominions has no basis to execute these people. You do not know if they're refugees or just vagabonds. A jail sentence and an inquiry is in order, not an execution.


I hate you :evil: