NationStates Jolt Archive


National Treasures robbed

31-01-2004, 21:30
Fellow statesmen, a travesty has befallen the people of Goit!

Our national museum, filled with rare objects garnered in our long and proud history of 36 years, have been stolen! The museum was left barren and empty, with Grabbuchi Singall's marvellous painting "yoghut pots in black", The madonna with the strangly-vacant stare, and the all time classic collection of mopeds and Sinclair C-5s taken! All that remains is the second largest ball of twine in the world, and this has been damaged by graffetti. Sadly it seems that Goit must increase its policing and up penalties on criminals to keep this despicable "Democracy now!" campaign under a firm cosh.

We humbly ask for aid in recovering our national treasures, as well as assistance from the international community in aprehendings this so-called freedom fighters, who are nothing more than vandals and hooligans.
Eriopia
31-01-2004, 21:32
When we catch can we shoot them on inter-national television?
31-01-2004, 21:36
Of course... as long as broadcast rights are kept under international legislation and given free to the government of Goit, so that we may make a public example of these vile heathen, and that thier leader - Pablo 'Pappa' Smurf - is handed over to our authorities so that he may clean the 2nd largest ball of twine with a toothbrush. Whilst dressed as Dolly Parton. It may seem unusual, but that is the standard penalty for defacing public objects d'art.
Eriopia
31-01-2004, 21:39
Deal we have one of his accomplist.Can we shoot him on inter-national television?
31-01-2004, 21:41
Feel free. It saves us the cost in bullets.

::tunes in with intrest::
Eriopia
31-01-2004, 21:46
Hello Im Eric Vein.This ENN Eriopian nationalt News! today we have Jim offern here in Eriopias Capitol Eriopa City to be executed!.*The General steps up to the podium* "Now without further a do we give you Fred Wilson!Eriopias finest soldier."Okay folks lets kill this stupid criminal" Fred wilsom puts the colt 45. against offerns head.BAAM!!! His head falls into the croud.YAY!!! Congrats Goit we have killed one of the suspects.
31-01-2004, 21:50
Excellent, even if a little simplistic. Did he elucidate any facts pertaining to the location of our national artifacts?
Matich
31-01-2004, 21:56
Today our FBI has caught two of the criminals and many of the artifacts.The criminals are going to be returned to you.Our FBI is still looking for the other criminals.

President Matich
31-01-2004, 21:58
:: clutches the yellow plastic chamberpot of Herman with glee:: Thank you! Thank you! Slowly we are getting closer to Smurf!
Swedish Dominions
31-01-2004, 22:11
We have the purpetraitor here in the SD. Its a government offical.
Penguisiana
31-01-2004, 22:13
Hello Im Eric Vein.This ENN Eriopian nationalt News! today we have Jim offern here in Eriopias Capitol Eriopa City to be executed!.*The General steps up to the podium* "Now without further a do we give you Fred Wilson!Eriopias finest soldier."Okay folks lets kill this stupid criminal" Fred wilsom puts the colt 45. against offerns head.BAAM!!! His head falls into the croud.YAY!!! Congrats Goit we have killed one of the suspects.

notice how he killed a "suspect"