31-01-2004, 21:30
Fellow statesmen, a travesty has befallen the people of Goit!
Our national museum, filled with rare objects garnered in our long and proud history of 36 years, have been stolen! The museum was left barren and empty, with Grabbuchi Singall's marvellous painting "yoghut pots in black", The madonna with the strangly-vacant stare, and the all time classic collection of mopeds and Sinclair C-5s taken! All that remains is the second largest ball of twine in the world, and this has been damaged by graffetti. Sadly it seems that Goit must increase its policing and up penalties on criminals to keep this despicable "Democracy now!" campaign under a firm cosh.
We humbly ask for aid in recovering our national treasures, as well as assistance from the international community in aprehendings this so-called freedom fighters, who are nothing more than vandals and hooligans.
Our national museum, filled with rare objects garnered in our long and proud history of 36 years, have been stolen! The museum was left barren and empty, with Grabbuchi Singall's marvellous painting "yoghut pots in black", The madonna with the strangly-vacant stare, and the all time classic collection of mopeds and Sinclair C-5s taken! All that remains is the second largest ball of twine in the world, and this has been damaged by graffetti. Sadly it seems that Goit must increase its policing and up penalties on criminals to keep this despicable "Democracy now!" campaign under a firm cosh.
We humbly ask for aid in recovering our national treasures, as well as assistance from the international community in aprehendings this so-called freedom fighters, who are nothing more than vandals and hooligans.