30-01-2004, 19:55
Fellow rulers,
A sad time has come in the nation of Goit. The great Spider-baby, the genetic mutant that has for years selected the Dukes to rule Goit by pressing its spider-like claws against the appropriate buttons, has finally died. It is believed that some inconsiderate human resource opened the window of the palacial glade and the Spider-baby suffered a bronchial infection from the pollution which it was simply unable to survive due to its faulty respiratory system.
However, as the most recently appointed Grand Duke of Goit, two tasks have now forced themselves upon me. Firstly the reincarnation of the holy Spider-baby through cloning, so that the long and proud, 34 year old traditions of the nation of Goit may be continued. Secondly, the state funeral of our leader - although not in charge of aspects of the country, without doubt the inspiration that has led the Goiti to become an all-consuming, powerhouse economy. The tourism industry would benefit, as would countless Goiti who wish to see the Spider-baby laid to rest in honourable conditions.
The Grand Duchy of Goit welcomes any of those who would honour the memory of our psuedo-leader, and join Goit in mourning.
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Grand Duke Hernando Vogluggage
Ruler of the Goiti
Protector of the 1st and 2nd incarnations of the holy Spider-baby
A sad time has come in the nation of Goit. The great Spider-baby, the genetic mutant that has for years selected the Dukes to rule Goit by pressing its spider-like claws against the appropriate buttons, has finally died. It is believed that some inconsiderate human resource opened the window of the palacial glade and the Spider-baby suffered a bronchial infection from the pollution which it was simply unable to survive due to its faulty respiratory system.
However, as the most recently appointed Grand Duke of Goit, two tasks have now forced themselves upon me. Firstly the reincarnation of the holy Spider-baby through cloning, so that the long and proud, 34 year old traditions of the nation of Goit may be continued. Secondly, the state funeral of our leader - although not in charge of aspects of the country, without doubt the inspiration that has led the Goiti to become an all-consuming, powerhouse economy. The tourism industry would benefit, as would countless Goiti who wish to see the Spider-baby laid to rest in honourable conditions.
The Grand Duchy of Goit welcomes any of those who would honour the memory of our psuedo-leader, and join Goit in mourning.
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Grand Duke Hernando Vogluggage
Ruler of the Goiti
Protector of the 1st and 2nd incarnations of the holy Spider-baby