NationStates Jolt Archive

At 1 pm today, the Head of Parliament of the Principality of Phylactoros received the news of the murders of a number of Phylactorian citizens. Last night, we extradited a number of staff on the news crew of WNTYL news to the custody of Fell Hoppers to stand trial. We were promised they would receive a fair trial from UN judges. Instead, the suspects were chained up inside the plane, and without any mercy, the plane was detonated under orders of their regime leader. The fates of the UN officials sent there and the fates of our own diplomats are uncertain at this time. They were taken off the plane before it was detonated, and their current wherabouts are unknown.

Upon hearing the news of this tragedy, the nation of Phylactoros declares any of the fugitive news staff of WNTYL in our nation on the run from the law are hereby acquited. They will be cleared of all crimes, and our government will do all it can for them and their families. Our government also sends its most sincere apologies to the families of those lost, and will do whatever it can to help ease the pain of their passing.

Furthermore, the Parliament of Phylactoros has had enough of the disgusting, inhumane crimes commited by the Rogue Nation of Fell Hoppers. Our nation had been more than willing to cooperate with the international community to settle this peacefully. Once again our government states that the nation of Fell Hoppers continues to senselessly take innocent lives. We regret to say that we feel negotiations with this tyranny are no longer possible. We will not stand around and watch more of our citizens die while Fell Hoppers continues to ignore any pleas for peace.

Henceforth, the Principality of Phylactoros has officially declared war upon the Rogue Nation of Fell Hoppers. We regret that this could not be averted before the evacuation measures were complete, but we urge the nations that are making those efforts to continue as fast as possible.

We have already sent out our air and land forces, we will commence air raids and cruise missile bombardments initially before moving in for a full scale invasion. Our army remains poised at our borders, and the navy is preparing to move onto the shores.

Again we will not interfere with the evacuation measures, but urge them to finish with the utmost haste. Our intelligence reports that some of their military installations are located right in urban downtown areas. We believe it may be an attempt to use their citizenry as a shield to deter military action. We will make every effort to avoid civilian casualties at all costs, but sadly we cannot guarantee this if this nation is indeed taking its own populace hostage.

The Fell Hoppers's supply of 5,000 anti-aircraft missiles are being aimed at planes from the Phylactoros Air Force and Navy. At the same time, as cruise missiles are headed for the National Army Base in the central part of Booze, General Apple dishes out orders from his underground bunker, secure with admiral Kenmore and the president of the country.

"Use the f**king jammers!!!" shouts Apple.

Unfortunately, the activation of the jammers and decoys for the cruise missiles come too late, because at this point, the missiles are on the outskirts of Booze. Twenty land near the barracks, and one hits the recreation gym. The other twenty-nine missiles are successfully diverted away from the base. Some land in the Central Business District of Booze, a few land in a high density residential district filled with condominiums and slums, and one actually hits a hospital.

"HA!" says the country's president to General Apple as he strokes his Australian Mist. "Those suckers actually think that they hurt me with those diverted missiles. Hehe. They just saved me a couple of thousands of boobies, plus, I get an extra 15 minutes for lunch."

The fighter planes have more luck, on the other hand. About 82% of their heat-seeking missiles land on the base, killing over 300 solders. Only 18 planes actually did not have any chance to fire, whereas they get hit by anti-aircraft missiles, many of them crash out into the countryside, while a few actually crash into another residential district.

"Ok, let's go after them, now," the president orders.

"Already done, Mr. President," responds Admiral Kenmore.

Leaving Port Koopers, thirty-two fighter ships and aircraft carriers, as well as seventeen submarines leave headed for Phylactoros. Inside all those ships, five hundred fighter planes and army planes carying paratroopers are stationed. The orders they've recieved is to conquor the entire country of Phylactoros. Overall, there are over 3 million troops, or 30% of the country's population, being that military service is compulsury for everyone until the age of 35, are headed for the enemy country.

Reports have come back from the Schwarzer Tod Air Base in Phylactoros. Of the 50+ planes that were launched on the initial raid, 18 of them did not return. The pilots that did return report the air mission as very successful. They hit a few civilian areas by mistake, and the pilots found guilty by that were reprimanded by the Seargant on duty. They were forced to sit through a 3 hour lecture on the importance and preciousness of human life.

Meanwhile, intelligence returns to the government quarters at the capitol, Tartarus. They bring news of mixed success and failures. They report to the Head of Parliament, Chancellor Rigoberto Caranjo.

They report that the missiles had a mild success rate, but most of them were jammed and hit the city instead. They also inform the Head of Parliament that the Regime Dictator was undaunted by the loss of life.

"How can a man have such low regard for the lives of his people?" asks Chancellor Caranjo.

"I don't know, but I bring further news, this being most dire." replies the informant "our spies have received news of the Fell Hoppers infantry advancing towards our borders. They number 3 million."

"Three million?!" gasps Caranjo, "How can a nation have 30% of its people in the army?"

"They have a compulsory military service remember? Also, that is not the worst, the send a fleet towards our shores, and aerial assaults as well. And if that is not bad enough, both the Dominion of PAT 170 and the Holy Empire of Yoshiness have pledged military support for Fell Hoppers."

"In that case I am glad we just made those military purchases to bolster our forces." the chancellor says, "But that may not be enough to hold of the might of 3 enemy nations by itself. We may need to instate an emergency draft for the defense of our nation. In the meantime, order perimeter defense around our borders, deploy all the tanks and humvees, and send the navy and air force out for a counter-attack."

The Phylactoros army mobilizes, hundreds of thousands of assault troops, grenadiers, and machine gunners get into position to defend the coming invasion from Fell Hoppers. 300 recently purchased tanks and 400 humvees armed with machine guns ride out to support their infantry. Fortifications are quickly assembled across the borders, and fortified military bunkers act as further deterents.

The navy however, was still in a state of recovery. It had taken heavy losses from the invading navy of Fell Hoppers. At the siege of the Naval Yards along the eastern coast, it took 15 Fell Hoppers fighter ships, 5 aircraft carriers, and 10 submarines to be destroyed before the rogue nation retreats. Before they left, they took out 30 destroyers, 33 cruisers, 25 battleships, 17 subs, and 5 aircraft carriers, in addition to heavily damaging some of the docking bays and radar detectors at a few of the ports.

"Ok, whose idea was it to send only the fresh out of training ensigns out on this defense mission?" Admiral Walter J. Smith asked in disgust.

"Well, we wanted to reserve the more experiences naval personel for when times get more desperate" one of the leutenants answer.

"You IDIOT!" Shouts the Admiral, "Did you not just see what happened out there, it is amazing that our naval installations along that contingent of our coastline ARE STILL THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!" With that, he orders the ships to be crewed by a mix of rookies and experienced officers from here on out.

Fortunately, the air defense had a lot more luck. 450 fighter Jets scrambled, bolstered by the a squadron of recently bought F16s, and successfuly held off the air raids with help from Anti-Aircraft fire. Phylactoros lost 125 figthers, and 3 of the new F16s, while defenses were able to destroy 212 fighter planes and 179 planes containing paratroopers. The fighter planes that did make it returned to their lands under heavy fire, while some of the paratrooper planes were able to drop their men. 650 armed paratroopers were able to parachute behind the main border defenses, and began to advance on the Schwarzer Tod air base. they were discovered just as they approached, reuslting in a rush of 400 assault troopers and 10 tanks to the area. The battle that followed resulted into a stalemate at first, with the Fell Hopper troops able to secure the high ground. Fortunately a few bombers were able to scramble in time to offer support, but by that time Phylactoros had lost 250 men and 5 tanks. The remaining 113 paratroopers attempted to retreat into the wild forests of the land, with the Phylactoros infantry of 150 in hot pursuit. Using guerrilla tactics, the remaining paratroopers were able to kill another 106 soldiers before being taken down. Only 15 of the original squad remained alive once they were found, and they were taken captive as prisoners of war.

The Holy Empire of Yoshiness has already begun their attack on Phylactoros in part because of its pledge to support the Fell Hoppers and also because of the Phylactoros leader's abandonment of the Holy Empire of Yoshiness right before a major operation last fall. So far, our retaliation has consisted of releasing one of our many hordes of yoshis after the Phylactoros's forces in order to completely wow them with the awesomeness of the yoshis. Unexpectedly, the yoshis decided to eat an entire regiment of Phylactoros troops in their happiness and leave them in eggs out in the fields of Phylactoros. This is only the beginning, the wrath of the Holy Empire of Yoshiness will only grow and become more powerful from here on.

The Principality of Phylactoros, horrified by the recent events, are wondering what on earth did we ever do to upset the Holy Empire of Yoshiness?

Second of all, we are launching our numerous aerial squadrons to launch a full scale aerial assault on the Empire of Yoshiness. In addition, we will be sending over 100 planes with paratroopers and 50 Apache Attack Helicopters with 20 army soldiers each. We are also sending a bombardment of 100 cruise missile towards the capitol.

As for the main troops, our forces remain poised on the ground, awaiting the oncoming assault of the Fell Hoppers invasion forces. We advance slowly to meet them just before they cross into our land.

We have also set aside 15 regiments of troops and a compliment of 50 tanks and humvees, and 20 anti-aircraft batteries to guard our capitol at Tartarus.

OOC: Word of advice, um, your nation has been in existence for maybe one day, just to let ya know lol.

Also, WTF mates?

Upon the yoshis' happiness being hurt by the Phylactoros' forces entiring the sacred ground of the Holy Empire of Yoshiness they became very enraged, ate some blue shells, and then flew up and ate the incoming assult force. For anyone else who dares to make any move that could possibly be taken as a hostile act towards the Holy Empire of Yoshiness, the same fate will await them that the pitiful forces of Phylactoros met.
The yoshis have been enraged, and all who are wise should avoid their rath at all costs. This act will not go unpunished.

Given the recent developments on the neighboring continents of NationStates and Didjabringabeeralong, the Empire of Loathe has begun a massive arms build-up, creating 15 new divisions from fresh recruits, soon to be rendered crack soldiers. A large portion of the GNP is being diverted to the military, and even more to military research. A new tank model has been announced, the N-666, nicknamed the "Don't F*ck Wit' Me" in honor of Scarface (only it is far more powerful), but little else is being released at this time. Officials of Loathe that the massive stockpiling is purely for "self-defense," and the foreign affairs office is ensuring decent protocols of behavior (as in, "nuclear devices are forbidden from being used as bargaining tools or weapons"). This is the Treaty of Nuclear Etiquette, and all nations are urged to sign it. The consequence of not signing may be a boycott forbidding trade or travel, as well as a blockade by some of the strongest members. At the moment, 32 nations have signed their allegiance, and more members are always being accepted. If any member is found guilty of a breach of this protocol (neighboring countries being vaporized, nuclear holocaust, etc.), they will be inviting invasion by all Etiquette members, regardless of former treaties. However, not expecting it to come to this, Loathe is announcing the creation of MAD (Mission Accomplished Directive), with the intent to back the Principality of Phylactoros (despite the political discrepancies). But at this time, Loathe is loath to be fully dragged in, simply noting the nickname of their latest tank. "We don't want to make any enemies in this venture, we're only keeping our friends. And besides, war - when engaged in responsibly - is just a sport," was the official press release of the illustrious ruler of Loathe, Jesse. Press releases from Phylactoros, MaineIceFire, Cacahuetes, and Cheesy Poop are pending.

Upon hearing the news of recent events, Neo Athenia reclutantly has come to a decision. Due to past grievances commited by the nation of Fell Hoppers and observations of current events, our nation sympathizes with the plight of Phylactoros. Our naval forces will be mobilizing over the next day or two, and Neo Athenia will be coming to the military aid of Phylactoros.

As for the news of the nation of Loathe, we, despite differences in how to run a government, will gladly sign the treaty for no nuclear weapon usage. We feel that only suffering and oppresion come from the fear and usage of these weapons, and any nation caught in violation of this will also answer to the Neo Athenian armed forces as well.

IC: The Principality of Phylactoros welcomes any aid that it can receive at this moment. We also feel that signing the Nuclear treaty would be a very good idea indeed. Though we still feel distrustful of the enemy nations' willingness to comply with this.

We welcome both Neo Athenia and Loathe into our lands as honored guests. We would very much appreciate military support and would also wish to open talks with both nations in the future.

Our nation still stands poised on the eve of the coming battle between the main invasion force of Fell Hoppers and our large regiments of troops. We also have sent in our special ops forces into the Empire of the Yoshis. we sent 75 of our special forces in there. Sadly, only 32 of them returned home. However, reports of great success came when a number of depots holding the so called "shells" that had made the Yoshis so powerful were destroyed in an effort to hinder their progress.

OOC: Note: Read the notice thread on the International Incidents board on Godmodding, as there are certain "rules of war" that apply in this forum, lol.

A great marble door slowly swings open letting fresh sunlight into the Great College of MaineIceFire where the faculty has been debating the current crises between Phylactoros and Fell Hoppers for the last two and a half days. Finally deciding that their could be no real decision in the astounding stupidity of bureaucracy dean/lord Ian closed the meeting and turned the decision over to the people.
The great bells were rung bringing the entire populace of the city-state to the great square and steps to the college.
The dean/lords voice was strong and rang out over the crowd. "Friends! Friends! Hear me now! I know that you have heard of the crises between Phylactoros and Fell Hoppers and that each of you have strong opinions. I know some of you a frightened and would like to stay at home. I know some of you are furious and want to rush out hell bent to carry justice to the four winds of the globe. And I know that it is well within your rights to do both these things. We are a free people. Never forget that. Live Free or Die. But my friends. Days have come that jeopardize that freedom. An era where rash decisions or else overly conservative ones will bring upon us the ruination of all. And then we shall no longer be a free people. Will we let that happen? I say emphatically 'No!'. I say instead that we ban together. That we in and of ourselves and as all of ourselves each decide to give them hell. But only together have we any hope of succeeding. I say follow me. I will lead this charge and if you stand by me, we shall not trouble. We will BRING THEM THE APOCOLPS. ARE YOU WITH ME?!"
::roaring crowd::
"Then let us make preparations to brace for the end of the world!"
Tape cuts to black.

The nation of Aggregate hearby announces its allegiance to both the Treaty of Etiquette and MAD, proclaiming them both to be "The best creation since woman herself."

Aperture also pledges its solemn allegiance to senseless bloodshed and war on the same horrendous level as rugby! Let the games begin! However, we do wish to keep the world in existence, so we are in favor of the Treaty of Etiquette. We also are allying ourselves with MAD. As our humble leader sings, "Warmongers...just wanna have guns" (but let it be noted, our humble leader is NOT Cindy Lauper).

The Principality of Phylactoros welcomes the MAD and Neo Athenian coalition forces, however it urges the nations to also comply with the proposed treaty of Etiquette in order not to be reckless.

In addition, upon the arrival of forces from their respective nations, the Ministry of War and President Caranjo of Phylactoros wishes to meet with military strategists from those nations. We ask to plan our campaigns due to the fact that Fell Hoppers has its own alliance as well in the region.

Also, upon the arrival of additional military support, the army of Phylactoros will go on the offensive against the armies of Fell Hoppers.

Upon hearing of the news of war, the Most Honorable Kingdom of Corriene will tentatively pledge support to the Principality of Phylactoros and will send the most terrible of armies to their aid. Though quite small, the Kingdom is fully prepared to engage in a Most Holy war against the enemies of their Prestigious allies, asking only for enough cheese, crackers, and sparkling cider to sustain the many Judicious warriors of the Kingdom.

As a gesture of good will towards Phylactoros, the Kingdom will send one quad of LAV-10 Serpentine Armored Tanks and one wing of LRF-136 Ghost Reconaissance Aircraft, supplemented by one division of crack infantry, composing of Naysayers and Yes-Men armed with witticisms, cheesy grins, grenades and light assault rifles, and the appropriate followers of such an army.

In support of their allies, Fell Hoppers, PAT 170 is mobilizing its armed forces to attack Phylactoros. Two million infantry, supported by tanks and attack helicopters, are moving into Phylactoros.

The Ministry of War meets up with Chancellor Caranjo at the capitol city of Tartarus.

"Excuse me sir, but remember that offense that we so boldy claimed we were able to do?" Minister of War Roger Morris asks, "Well, you may wish to hold off on that."

"Why is that?" Caranjo asks.

"Because we have received word that reinforcements from The Dominion of PAT 170 are en route to the front lines of the main battle. We were able to push back the original wave of invaders, but the new waves consists of 4 waves of 500,000 men each sir in addition to the Fell Hoppers Reinforcements. We must bring out the air force to ensure that our forces will hold."

"Well, if they rule their nation anything like Fell Hoppers does, their troops will crumble when facing a loyal volunteer army such as ours." The Chancellor confidently proclaims.

"Unfortunately, their nation had bene passing a few bills that give them a couple of new civil rights. While rumor has it that to governemtn was upset about it, it seems to have given their army a bit more morale now." The minister states.

"When will the navy of Neo Athenia be arriving at their shores?" Caranjo asks.

"In an hour or two," an intelligence officer states.

"Send out our fresh pilots to stall the advances in the meantime from some of our auxillary air bases." Caranjo orders, "We took some heavy losses yesterday due to those despicable Yoshis, and those men that returned from the ordeal are tired and extremely frustrated and demoralized. Also, send the Corrienites their cider, cheese and crackers, and, also ask for additional forces, offering crates of our finest Sherry and Chardonay, along with dutch cheese, for their troubles. In addition, when the forces from MAD arrive, direct some of them to the front lines, and some to our military installations and have their emmisaries meet with me to discuss strategy."

"Yes sir." The generals reply.

Due to recent revelations, the Holy Empire of Yoshiness has discovered that the ruler of Neo Athenia was working with the ruler of Phylactoros behind the scenes to get the Phylactoros to abandon the Holy Empire of Yoshiness right before a major operation last fall that nearly cost the Holy Empire of Yoshiness large sums of money. So the Holy Empire of Yoshiness has already sent out another herd of yoshis to completely wow the forces of Neo Athenia with their awesomeness. Although nobody was harmed in this operation, it has been reported that the forces of Neo Athenia were standing around saying "wow, those yoshis were awesome" for the next 17.3 hours.
In response to the Phylactoros' claim to have destroyed some of our factories, they are wrong. If they had destroyed anything, they must have gone to another country by accident after seeing the awesomeness of the yoshis which must have thrown off their sense of direction. As stated before anything that comes near the Holy Empire of Yoshiness that could possibly be a threat will be eaten by their yoshis in their unfailableness.

-The Holy Emperor of the Holy Empire of Yoshiness

In light of the recent arguments against nuclear missiles, Scoutsylvania has decided that although we are supporting Yoshiness in this conflict, our military has decided that our nuclear missiles will not be used in this war. We are outraged that both the leaders of Phylactoros and Neo Athenia abandonned the Emperor of Yoshiness before a major operation, which nearly cost his Holiness massive quantities of monkeys. In turn, this had potential for leaving Scoutsylvania to pay for Yoshiness' national debt, which frankly our country does not entertain the thought of giving money to anyone. Due to our agreement not to launch nuclear missiles, we have decided to go with our backup plan, which I like to call "Plan B." At exactly 1200 (Noon) SST (Scoutsylvania Standard Time-which happens to be greatly similar to the time in New York) on Saturday, January 31st, 2004, Scoutsylvania has launched its nucular missiles (yes, that is pronounced "New-Cue-Lar") at both Phylactoros and Neo Athenia. Our nucular missiles have exactly 27.2 times the destructive force of the weapons of mass destruction being harbored by our enemies in this conflict. At exactly 1202 SST on Saturday, January 31st, 2004, the five largest cities in both Neo Athenia and Phylactoros were destroyed. In conclusion, I would like to ask a rhetorical question to the peoples of the world: "What's the difference between Neo Athenia and a pancake?"

NOTHING!!!!!!!

After the yoshis discovering that the military commander of Phylactoros called Caranjo called the yoshis despicable, the yoshis have now become extremely enraged. This monster has harmed their happiness and they have now gone into Phylactoros on their own free will and are burninating the countryside of Phylactoros. I cannot say when this will stop as the yoshis that are now attacking the Phylactoros are attacking the Phylactoros on their own free will. I expect that they will become happy and return home to live in their happiness again after they have completely burninated the countryside of Phylactoros.

-The Holy Emperor of the Holy Empire of Yoshiness

BOOYA!

Due to the recent outcry of horror at the acts of the Yoshis in the Phylactoros countryside, volunteers from the Most Honorable Kingdom of Corienne are moving to help the Phylactoros citizens rebuild their shattered lives. All military in Phylactoros from the Kingdom are shifted from war duty to guard these Courageous volunteers.

OOC:
At exactly 1200 (Noon) SST (Scoutsylvania Standard Time-which happens to be greatly similar to the time in New York) on Saturday, January 31st, 2004, Scoutsylvania has launched its nucular missiles (yes, that is pronounced "New-Cue-Lar") at both Phylactoros and Neo Athenia. Our nucular missiles have exactly 27.2 times the destructive force of the weapons of mass destruction being harbored by our enemies in this conflict. At exactly 1202 SST on Saturday, January 31st, 2004, the five largest cities in both Neo Athenia and Phylactoros were destroyed. In conclusion, I would like to ask a rhetorical question to the peoples of the world: "What's the difference between Neo Athenia and a pancake?"

NOTHING!!!!!!!
Still OOC:
Isn't this a a bit too much Godmodding? This is akin to me saying "Corriene uses its space technology to direct a meteor into Scoutsylvania, totally destroying the pitiful country and its neighboring allies." Now, what's wrong with what you said? For a standard non-nuclear explosive device to pack this much power, it would have to be several tens of tons (to pack this enough Megatons of power to take out a whole city), much too much to carry for standard bomber (marginally evasive in Anti-Aircraft situations) aircraft. With an economy in tatters and a severely limited population, I doubt a country such as Scoutsylvania could field and deploy even one such WMD, much less create or buy them! Please revise your previous post to prevent Godmodding.
IC:
The Honorable Kingdom of Corienne sends the diplomat Lord Haulias to meet with the leaders of Phylactoros and discuss the present situation.

"Anyone seen retreating will be shot!" screams Field Marshall Roland at the first divsion of 500,000 PAT 170 soldiers as they approach the forces of Phylactoros. Meanwhile the elite "Avatar" tank division speeds across the plains to the capital city of Tartarus...

OOC:
"Anyone seen retreating will be shot!" screams Field Marshall Roland at the first divsion of 500,000 PAT 170 soldiers as they approach the forces of Phylactoros. Meanwhile the elite "Avatar" tank division speeds across the plains to the capital city of Tartarus...

Please, PLEASE read the discussion on Godmodding and keep in mind the simple numbers. For instance, having a single division of .5 million soldiers implies a military of several million. Now, for a country of just 12 million, this is an insane number of soldiers, not to mention the HUGE burden this creates for the country in terms of logistics (supplies, economy, manufacturing, etc.). Understand?

And this is why I don't RP.

IC:
The Kingdom of Corriene has come upon the decision that Phylactoros decidedly has a great debt towards the Kingdom for their pledge of support. The Kingdom does wish this debt to be in the minds of the Phylactoros officials.

In response to the deplorable activities of Scoutsylvania, the Empire of Loathe is taking drastic action in support of its allies. An International Tribunal has decided that there is negligable difference between "Nuclear" and "Nucular," especially when certain national leaders can't destinguish between the two. Taking the lead in this regard, Loathe is unleashing upon Scoutsylvania a weapon the likes of which has never even been considered. A weapon more destructive and annoying than all nuclear AND nucular weapons combined: 52 brigades of Richard Simmons clones, numbering well over 500,000, which are all on doses of PCP and HGH, rendering them near-invincible. Each clone also wields an assortment of high-grade explosives and weapons, which aren't even needed, as the clones can simply force all enemy troops to "work it!" until they commit suicide or die from exhaustion. Behind them, guarding Loathe's borders, sit hundreds of N-666 tanks, which can also be effective Anti-Aircraft and Anti-Ballistic guns. "We know the Richard Simmons clones may well be considered war-crime activity, but otherwise the Scoutsylvanians would never learn. Also, they looked rather flabby" said Loathe general God Johnson.

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Corriene: Lack of creativitiy = -5 points

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OOC: Realism, not creativity is my purpose. Or rather, creativity within limits. This is not fantasyland, where unicorns prance around, or fairies magically help princesses.

I have unicorns that happily prance around and magical fairies that help princesses, so dont be hating.

The Underrealms wishes to announce it's dismay at the Fell Hopper Massacres, and that is intending to provide military assistence to Phylactoros against any and all invaders. Guerilla soldiers with MX8 Assault Rifles are being dispatched throughout the nation to better defend it via abandoned tunnels.

assistence

assistance :-P


P.S. Shut up, George.

OOC:
assistence

assistance :-P


P.S. Shut up, George.

That was unnecessary and uncalled for. And do use OOC and IC when commenting.

OOC: Ok, this whole message thread seems to have gone mad. Ok, I agree with george that there is WAY too much Godmoding going on here right now. Some of these things need adjustments...

1) Whatever those weapons of yours that you used, can we just say they were NUCLEAR WEAPONS for cryin out loud? George is right, no non-nuclear weapon would be able to have more power than a modern day nuke (unless you somehow built a Death Star, and no, nobody's nation is able to build one so don't even think about it or your posts will be ignored). That and the fact that, everyone else knows that they are basically nukes. So here is what I say actually happened with that:

IC: The Principality of Phylactoros is horrified and outraged at the atrocities taken against us. Two days ago, several Nuclear warheads were launched at our cities by the United Socialist States of Scoutsylvania. Our intelligence indicates that they have had shady dealings with other nations in their region before the war had started. Fortunately, the Capitol at Tartarus was not hit, and the government officials are being evacuated from the city to a secret and secure location.

The Cities that were hit though were the Port City of Vanthras, and the town of Living Shades. Fortunately, civilian casualties were at a minimum thanks to the efforts of the nations of -Noir- and Neo Athenia to evacuate our population before the war. However, there were still a number of people in those two areas when the blasts went off. several thousand were reported dead in each city. Most of the land around those areas in a 10 mile radius are in ruins, and our nuclear cleanup crews do their best to keep the radioactive fallout to a minimum. The Principality of Phylactoros calls for its allies to provide aid and relief for this heinous act, and declares war upon Scoutsylvania and any nations found to have assisted them in acquiring these horrible weapons.

OOC: See, now that is a bit more plausible. By the way, if you don't believe me about the evacuations, check the previous thread with all the events leading up to the declaration of war. It was called "Special News Report of the Fell Hoppers Massacre." BY the way, obviously I ignored your part where it had "nucular" attacks on Neo Athenia. They are in a totally different part of the world, I mean come on why do ya think they are sending a NAVY, lol. Basically, Neo Athenia was not attacked, but Phylactoros lost a fairly sizable chunk of its land to nuclear attacks.

2) More OOC: Ok, we're gonna clear up a little problem about the Yoshis in the Holy Empire of Yoshiness. I don't mind having them there, and in fact I don't mind having a whole regiment or two eaten up by Yoshis and made into eggs. But they are MORTAL! In Super Mario World, if they run away in the game when they are so much as touched by a freakin Koopa that is walking around, I'm sure they would die to a standard round of M-16 bullets just like everything else. Also, even in video game terms, there is no way a Yoshi can eat a blue turtle shell, fly up to meet the air force, spit out the turtle shell, eat the plane and turn it into an egg and be able to get the freakin shell back in its mouth in time (I know my video games :lol: ). There is no way the Yoshis could do that without taking a Fatal Plummet towards the Ground first! So, we're gonna have some casualties on the other side as well as my own. (any posts that wish to disagree with that idea will be ignored as well). Also, we made a special operations into that land where we attempted to destroy some of the turtle shell supply depots. Ok, so we didn't quite have the success I reported we did, but even so, our special ops forces wouldn't be dumb enough to go to the wrong country, otherwise they never would've gotten that rank in the first place. Now of course, our navy was incompetent, but that is another matter, lol. So, here is what ACTUALLY happened (again, any posts which want to disagree with this will be ignored):

IC: Our intelligence also reports that our special ops team which had just returned to our borders has had some mild success in the land of Yoshiness. While they did take out a few supply depots of the so called "shells" that made them able to stand up to our air force, we took quite a lot of casualties. Due to the fact that a bunch of men walking around in a land of dinosaur-like creatures were easily notices, only 7 of the 65 men sent out returned alive.

They report also that the government's claim of no casualties on their military were also proven to be false. There were in fact numerous casualties among the Yoshis that took part in the battle, not nearly as many as our nation has suffered, but casualties nonetheless. The Principality of Phylactoros is disgusted at the government of the Holy Empire's apparent denials and attempts to appear to be invincible and demands that accurate figures be given by their officials from now on.

OOC: As for the burninating Yoshis, I dont mind having Yoshis eat red shells to burninate stuff, but you are forgetting one crucial detail. Phylactoros still has a considerable amount of its armed forces deployed around the nation. Also, don't forget to take into account the radioactive areas, as well as the fact that I do have a number of allies supplying military support as well.

3) Even more OOC: Ok, now lets deal with the "Avatar" tank division and the invading forces of PAT 170. I don't mind havin to deal with the Tank division rolling towards Tartarus, but again, I think we both realize that we do have military units to defend ourselves from this, lol. I haven't thought about how that battle is even gonna go yet, I'll do that some other time. Also, again, gotta take radiation into account if they travel over those areas.

Other than that I think that should finally take care of all the problems here. Now lets all have fun with this RP, and remember, it doesn't matter who wins as long as it makes a good, fun story that makes at least SOME bit of sense. So yeah, play by the rules, or your posts from here on out will be ignored. And now back to the war...

assistence

assistance :-P


P.S. Shut up, George.

OOC: Ok, the Underrealms are NOT george's nation if I recall correctly, George's nation is Corriene. Gee, way to go :wink:

assistence

assistance :-P


P.S. Shut up, George.

OOC: Ok, the Underrealms are NOT george's nation if I recall correctly, George's nation is Corriene. Gee, way to go :wink:

Firstly, I was hoping that my clones and I would remain anonymous, at least for the time being. Secondly, I do believe he was talking to me, as I was the one criticizing his outlandish military movements.

OOC: If you want hilariousness, I'll give you hilariousness! :D

"Well, looks like we'll have to jump in." Yusuke said. "Fell Hoppers is not a good nation. But we still have to deal with all those Yoshis!"

"Don't worry, Yusuke. I think it is time to unleash our secret weapon on those long-tongued dinosaurs." I grinned evilly.

"*Gasp* you mean..."

"Yep. The Pokemon Division, especially the Regiment of Fire and Electric Types. Let's see how the dinos like it when they're torched or zapped."
"All right, John. I'll send the word out."
"Good. Make it so."

[code:1:f547e9b0f1]We hereby support Phylactoros in their struggle against the evil nations of Yoshiness and Fell Hoppers (and others), and do hereby declare war on them.[/code:1:f547e9b0f1]

Some hours later, the sky darkens slightly, as large dragons and birds fill the sky. Dark clouds also move in, as Electric types charge up their most powerful move, Thunder. Flashes of lightning fill the sky, as Colonel Raichu, commander of the Electric Regiment, orders the Thunder to strike down on the evil Yoshis. Next, the Fire Regiment, commanded by Colonel Arcanine, followed up, and unleashed Flamethrowers and other fire moves upon the dinosaurs. Charizards strafed the ground, and searched for supply depots and convoys to attack. The Pokemon have begun the invasion!

1) The Holy Empire of Yoshiness and its allies are ignoring brandons attempt to rewrite history for now.
2) We know that the underrealms is not george's country, the shut up george was for the bitching about godmodding.
3) The shut up george now includes a shut up brandon clause.
4) I never posted that the yoshis were immortal or that none of them died (but they are freaking awesome dinosaurs).
5) Brandon no longer has the right to bitch about godmodding after trying to rewrite history on his own, thats trying to be god more than anything any of us have done.
6) The Dominion of PAT 170 would like me to state in this post that his numbers are accurate.

OOC: This thread is greatly becoming off-topic. Brandon and Neil, please resolve your conflict quickly.

OOC:

Who are all these people? and Pokemon?????

OOC:
1) Yes, we'll resolve this conflict soon. Also, Yoshiness and Scoutsylvania will be ignored from here on out unless anything they say makes SENSE.
2) The rewriting history was an attempt to readjust all the stuff and take out the godmodding that was already there and a last ditch attempt to salvage this forsaken mess of a message thread, so quit your whinning and take your losses like the rest of us. I know it was extreme but I had said before if you didn't readjust your posts to make this fair that I was gonna ignore them and make them fair myself.

OOC: Agreed. Now, what exactly is going on? We of Corriene would like a summary of all present events including a full report on all troop movements and supply logistics.

Our intelligence indicates that they have had shady dealings with other nations in their region before the war had started.
IC: Yeah, so your intelligence sucks. As everyone else seems to know I didn't have shady dealings. I received my weapons through trades and peace treaties with other nations in my region. This was clearly discussed in front of you. Therefore, don't tell me how to run my f***ing country and when I'm f***ing allowed allowed to attack you.

Fortunately, the Capitol at Tartarus was not hit, and the government officials are being evacuated from the city to a secret and secure location.
IC: Yeah, ummm your country was flattened like a pancake-moving on.

The Cities that were hit though were the Port City of Vanthras, and the town of Living Shades. Fortunately, civilian casualties were at a minimum thanks to the efforts of the nations of -Noir- and Neo Athenia to evacuate our population before the war.
Maybe you didn't notice, but there were more cities than that destroyed. Try the largest 5 in your country and in your good friend's country, Neo Athenia. People == dead. People != alive.

The Principality of Phylactoros calls for its allies to provide aid and relief for this heinous act, and declares war upon Scoutsylvania and any nations found to have assisted them in acquiring these horrible weapons.
I'm so scared as the only part of your (because everyone knows you run both your country and Neo Athenia) military left standing is a navy and I don't have any coastline. You could bomb me, but you don't believe in weapons. Why not attack me with sticks? Or words, they're painful. ::Shivers In Boots::

By the way, obviously I ignored your part where it had "nucular" attacks on Neo Athenia. They are in a totally different part of the world
Apparently, missiles can only fire in their line of sight in your version of this war

Basically, Neo Athenia was not attacked.
Basically, Neo Athenia was attacked.


As far as the rest of your post was concerned-I don't feel like reading it. I'm gonna assume its not important as your citizens are well beyond dead at this point.

OOC:

Our intelligence indicates that they have had shady dealings with other nations in their region before the war had started.
IC: Yeah, so your intelligence sucks. As everyone else seems to know I didn't have shady dealings. I received my weapons through trades and peace treaties with other nations in my region. This was clearly discussed in front of you. Therefore, don't tell me how to run my f***ing country and when I'm f***ing allowed allowed to attack you.

Fortunately, the Capitol at Tartarus was not hit, and the government officials are being evacuated from the city to a secret and secure location.
IC: Yeah, ummm your country was flattened like a pancake-moving on.


Basically, Neo Athenia was not attacked.
Basically, Neo Athenia was attacked.


As far as the rest of your post was concerned-I don't feel like reading it. I'm gonna assume its not important as your citizens are well beyond dead at this point.

"I destroyed your country"
"No, you didn't"
"Yes, I did"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"DID NOT"
"DID TOO"
...

DON'T use IC/OOC if you don't know what they mean or how to use them. DO read the thread on godmodding and RP'ing.

*pulling out of this war until further notice*

OOC: Phylactoros, after all of your complaining about godmodding your attempt to go back and change other peoples posts on your own is completely blatant godmodding.
IC: The Dominion of the Mighty Ewoks is officially supporting the Phylactoros in this conflict due to the blatant disrespect for human life shown by the Fell Hoppers, PAT 170, Yoshiness, and Scoutsylvania. The Mighty Ewoks would like to contact the Phylactoros in order to further find out what is going and how they can support the forces of Phylactoros against the unjust, insane, and satanistic attack of these evil countries.

DON'T use IC/OOC if you don't know what they mean or how to use them. DO read the thread on godmodding and RP'ing.

IC: Me=Don't Care

*pulling out of this war until further notice*
Same here.

OOC: Phylactoros, after all of your complaining about godmodding your attempt to go back and change other peoples posts on your own is completely blatant godmodding.
IC: The Dominion of the Mighty Ewoks is officially supporting the Phylactoros in this conflict due to the blatant disrespect for human life shown by the Fell Hoppers, PAT 170, Yoshiness, and Scoutsylvania. The Mighty Ewoks would like to contact the Phylactoros in order to further find out what is going and how they can support the forces of Phylactoros against the unjust, insane, and satanistic attack of these evil countries.

OOC:

1) To the Ewoks, ok fine, it WAS godmodding ok? Sheesh. I was just tryin to fix all this mess up but it seems all that did was make more of a mess. It seemed since things weren't gonna be adjusted on their own by anyone else to be fair, I decided to take it upon myself to remake it instead. What would you suggest me do about this then? I would gladly take another course of action if someone were to give me me other alternatives on how to deal with this (and no, one of them would not be allowing the ridiculous stuff that spawned my rash response in the first place to be taken into account).

2) Keep Out of Character statements and In Character sayings seperate.

3) Ok Jeff, yes I made some goof ups with this, and I'll admit I went too far in my reaction towards all this. Now, if we could come to a story line about this that we both agree on AND is fair and reasonable to both sides, then we'll go with that. If not, I'm just pullin out of this war cause this is just become a huge annoyance at this point.

IC: What remains of the Principality of Phylactoros welcomes the support of the Mighty Ewoks and will gladly give them safe passage into our borders.

Due to the hairy situation involving Phylactoros and Fell Hoppers, the Armed Republic of Muktar has decided to participate in the war alongside Phylactoros before its more bloodthirsty ally, the Principality of the Blood Cabal, gets involved. Muktari military units, numbering in at about 20% of the current military force (180,000 soldiers, mixed ground and air units) is currently on the move into Phylactoros territory to assist in the defense against Yoshi marauders.

If not, I'm just pullin out of this war cause this is just become a huge annoyance at this point.

EC: I have no problem with you surrendering.

If not, I'm just pullin out of this war cause this is just become a huge annoyance at this point.

EC: I have no problem with you surrendering.

OOC:

1) I also forgot to metnion a fair portion of my citizenry was evacuated before the war, read the previous thread from the Fell Hoppers massacre, that was not a lie. Some of our population was evacuated by the nation of -Noir-, if you still don't believe me, read the thread again/

2) Ya know, this would be a lot easier if you were actually trying to be reasonable about this and work with me. But, I guess, since you're not...

IC: The Principality of Phylactoros wishes to meet with the military strategists of all of its allies. We propose to take whatever is left from our decimated military, along with all the troops offered by our gracious allies, and are preparing to conduct a full scale, all out assault on the nations of Scoutsylvania, Yoshiness, Fell Hoppers, and PAT 170. The surviving peoples of our nation cry out with one voice for vengeance, and the remaining members of our government.

The remaining citizenry of Phylactoros urges us to stop at nothing until our nation has been avenged. Our military strategists (or the ones that are left anyway), are pushing to win this war by almost any means necessary. The coalition invasion will commence when the respective nations are ready.

The Dominion of the Mighty Ewoks is pledging 1 million Ewok warriors to aid the forces of Phylactoros. This is an extremely elite military force, and yes yoshiness, although yoshis are powerful, this is the only thing that can come close to matching the yoshis in coolness, we are not scared of the yoshis. If anyone doubts the fighting capabilities of this force let me remind you that the ewoks slaughtered soldiers in full body armor using laser, ATATs, ATSTs, and speeder bikes.

YUB YUB

OPEC: Traditionally, when you are planning to invade a strong alliance (or lack thereof in our case), you shouldn't actually tell us this, so that we can ready our defense to slaughter your troops.

AI: Ewoks-wtf?-those cuddly teddy bears ain't got nothing on me. Ima knife them all, pull the stuffing out, and feed it to my cat. Yeah, so I think I'd only be scared of these Ewoks if they came into battle riding yoshis and I do believe my ally controls the entire population of them--BIZATCH

To My Allies:
"Gentlemen, behold, 'Plan C'"

To My Enemies and People Who Have Left The War (i.e. George):
"Why youse all fleein under mah gun"

OOC:

"We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine. We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine."

Such fantasy I have never seen, with Ewoks and Yoshi's and Pokemon throughout the battlefield.

This is not a criticism. I'm just laughing at you.

: Rights off war as complete god-mod on the "p" nations amount of stuff

Rights
Writes-damnit.

SAT: First of all I would like to comment on how my part of the war has been completely non fantastical. Although, such creatures may exist in my military, they have yet to be seen. Therefore, I would like to distinguish myself from the rest of the war as the only military strength I have used thus far has been 10 missiles, which were legally acquired from friendly nations. As far as the rest of the fantastical war is concerned, "Bring It." Ewoks, Pokemon, Giraffes, Overexaggerated numbers coming from Phylactoros, Yellow Submarines...You All Can't Hack It. I mean face it, "You Ain't Me." So in conclusion, George, thank you for not being an ass.

OOC:

1) Ok, I'll check my numbers and see if they were overexxagerated, but we did buy the stuff we claimed, I posted it in another thread, I'll even bring up the link if ya like. So I might have made some mistakes, they weren't meant to be intentional ones.

2) Yeah, I would have to agree, where did all this wierd stuff come in? Yoshis? Pokemon? Yellow Submarines?! lol. I'm confused.

3) I GIVE UP!!!! This is 10 times more frustrating than its worth!!!

IC:

Due to the terrible actions that have occured in this war, and the sheer ridiculousness of the conflict, the nation of Phylactoros will pull out of this war, cut its losses, and rebuild its nation in new, not so war-torn lands. We wish to ask for aid from our gracious and supportive allies in this endeavor, and hope that the atrocities taken by the enemy nations will be avenged.

See Below

MOLE: So here are the fundamental principles of war we've learned from Phylactoros.

Fundamental Principle Number 1: When the war isn't going your way, you can just leave the war and airlift your country to a new place (smells like godmodding to me).

Fundamental Principle Number 2: Godmodding isn't always a good thing...I mean Phylactoros tried it and they lost this war.

Fundamental Principle Number 3: Scott is an alcoholic.

Fundamental Principle Number 4: When you lose a war, you don't actually have to give anything up.

Fundamental Principle Number 5: I won this war without any casualities.

Fundamental Principle Number 6: Scott is an alcoholic.

Fundamental Principle Number 7: "Milk shall not be consumed between 2:30 AM and 3:00 AM" Constitution Of PAT 174

Fundamental Principle Number 8: I believe Phylactoros side of the war also had fantastical creatures as Pokemon and Ewoks joined him.

Fundamental Principle Number 9: Whoever sent Pokemon into battle...man I don't know what to tell you...GET A LIFE.

Fundamental Principle Number 10: I've taken enough shots at Scott, Scott has taken enough shots.

I would like conclude with two thoughts. The first will be Scoutsylvania's Terms for Surrender (presented in High Definition). We demand the complete removal of all military stuffs from Phylactoros, Neo Pancakia (formerly Neo Athenia), and Jimux. Well I guess Jimux already because he really doesn't have a military and was responsible for donating the nucular missiles to our war thingy. We also demand reparations from Corriene to offset the cost of our war. We don't demand any from the nation that sent the pokemon, because frankly they don't scare us. Lastly, I demand a pint of cottage cheese delivered to me, personally, by the leader of Phylactoros.l

My second thought comes directly from Scott. "I've been at absolute zero 4 times today."

See Above

The Holy Empire of Yoshiness will not recognized any Phylactoros withdraw from this war until it meets our demands for a surrender.
1) The Holy Empire of Yoshiness demands the head of Caranjo be delivered to the Holy Emperor of the Holy Empire of Yoshiness on a silver platter.
2) The Holy Empire of Yoshiness demands 1 million monkeys as tribute to the Holy Empire of Yoshiness in its awesomeness.
3)The Holy Empire of Yoshiness also demands 3 cans of pineapple to go with Scoutsylvania's cottage cheese for our victory banquet.
4)The Holy Empire of Yoshiness also demands that Phylactoros admit that they are not nearly as awesome as the Holy Empire of Yoshiness(be happy we didnt demand that you admit that you suck, this demand may change if you do not meet our demands quickly).

The Holy Empire of Yoshiness will not recognized any Phylactoros withdraw from this war until it meets our demands for a surrender.
1) The Holy Empire of Yoshiness demands the head of Caranjo be delivered to the Holy Emperor of the Holy Empire of Yoshiness on a silver platter.
2) The Holy Empire of Yoshiness demands 1 million monkeys as tribute to the Holy Empire of Yoshiness in its awesomeness.
3)The Holy Empire of Yoshiness also demands 3 cans of pineapple to go with Scoutsylvania's cottage cheese for our victory banquet.
4)The Holy Empire of Yoshiness also demands that Phylactoros admit that they are not nearly as awesome as the Holy Empire of Yoshiness(be happy we didnt demand that you admit that you suck, this demand may change if you do not meet our demands quickly).

The Holy Empire of Yoshiness will not recognized any Phylactoros withdraw from this war until it meets our demands for a surrender.
1) The Holy Empire of Yoshiness demands the head of Caranjo be delivered to the Holy Emperor of the Holy Empire of Yoshiness on a silver platter.
2) The Holy Empire of Yoshiness demands 1 million monkeys as tribute to the Holy Empire of Yoshiness in its awesomeness.
3)The Holy Empire of Yoshiness also demands 3 cans of pineapple to go with Scoutsylvania's cottage cheese for our victory banquet.
4)The Holy Empire of Yoshiness also demands that Phylactoros admit that they are not nearly as awesome as the Holy Empire of Yoshiness(be happy we didnt demand that you admit that you suck, this demand may change if you do not meet our demands quickly).

OOC:

Posting multiple times is unnecessary and inefficient.

Fundamental Principle Number 9: Whoever sent Pokemon into battle...man I don't know what to tell you...GET A LIFE.

OOC: The Pokemon idea was a joke! Well, half a joke. If some nation had Yoshis, then why can't another have Pokemon to counter them? It's just supposed to be funny. Sheesh, some people can't take a Nintendo joke, :roll: .

OOC: Apparently, I'd have to say I've learned things as well from this horrendous experience. Here is what I have to say as closing comments:

A) When the RP is goin down the tubes, don't try to make any attempt to fix it cause then you just look like the bad guy.

B) Never RP with anyone who meets any one of the following conditions:
1) Doesn't have any idea about and/or appreciation for RPing.
2) Doesn't know when enough is enough
3) Will never actually work with you maturely if things are
starting to get out of hand
4) Are the only ones who think they're funny, even when it is clear
that they have already crossed the line

And Finally...

5) Doesn't realize and/or doesn't care who else they irritate with their
antics

C) Apparently, its ok for one side to have ridiculous weapons and invincible fantasy creatures, but not ok for anyone else.

D) Make wild and unrealistic things up, and you get seen as just being creative, try to make it flow with the rest of the RP story, and you get accused of cheating.

E) Apparently, posts from previous threads in the same RP storyline apparently have no effect whatsoever on the current thread, even if the detail is relevant. Say, if your citizenry was evacuated from the country in the previous thread, but apparently, in the current thread, it is as if that never happened.

F) Also, after having a ridiculous RP problems with all these arguements, the same party that instigated this whole mess in the first place and later continued to perpetuate it, actually expects to have a right to impose "surrender terms," of some kind. Apaprently, not seriously doing the RP and making everything messed up means you can demand whatever you please when the enemies you are fighting leave out of frustration.

G) Apparently, doing things for the sole purpose of annoying and irritating one particular person just to get a reaction out of them is completely justifyable, and whomever is on the receiving end has no right to complain about it. This holds true even in cases where the person receiving the brunt of this DOES in fact have very good reasons to complain, but apparently the laws of reason don't apply here.

So in conclusion, yeah, I'm ignoring this whole thread at this point. This whole thing has been nothing but a chaotic mess. Now see, to consider this a surrender, there would have had to been, oh I dunno, a fair and honest WAR fought first perhaps? But since this whole thing just deteriorated into petty arguements and name calling, that just doesn't count now does it :P .

In other words, just leave this, leave the thread, the RP is dead, reset all this as if it never freakin happened, or at least nothing past the points of the interventions of Scoutsylvania and Yoshiness. We'll even leave the ending as a cliffhanger if necessary. Its over, you two had your fun and games and your antics, now its time to end this.

IC: Seeing that the opposition was destroyed by it's allies, Fell Hoppers has officially pulled out of the war, seeing that the main goal, the execution of the rogue news organization staff has been executed.

OOC: It's very sad. We had a damn good storyline going.

LEMUR:
My favorite part was when the losing side got in a car, drove at 88 mph, went back in time, and prevented Marty McFly's dad from marrying his mom or rewrote a war or something like that.

In conclusion, where's my cottage cheese?



(P.S. Sorry about the multiple posts-apparently I had clicked the submit button more than once and it posted a few times...I went back and sort of fixed it as I can't actually delete them now)

And now in the way of the yoshis i shall post a poem to increase everyones happiness

cow go moo
meat not blue
yummy in the tummy
yummy for you