Roania
30-01-2004, 10:58
RoaniaGovernmentTelevision
A group of miscreants today attempted to stand in the way of the massive dam building within Altara City-state.
"Don't build dams!" shouts protestor Buy Dodinas through a microphone heavily afflicted with feedback. "Do you know how many fish die in other dams in our region each year? Have you heard of the adverse effects building a dam has on the surrounding environment? Dam up his flood of dams, damn it!"
Buy Dodinas and his fellow miscreants have been tried and executed for the following crimes.
#1. Standing in the way of government will
#2. Abusing their privilege of free speech
#3. Being members of a banned organisation, to whit: Greenpeace
#4. Being a public nuisance.
The trial was performed by Judicial Officer Janice Williams, of Polizei Squad Alpha for the city of Rockhaven. The execution was performed on the spot by the remainder of the squad.
In other news, an engineer has been promoted for serving the government well.
"Think before you open your mouth," says engineer Roxanne Wu. "While Roania may have to pay the price in animal diversity, as well as adverse effects on the environment, do we really want fossil-fuel based plants polluting Roania? If you use your common sense, I think you'll find that damming some rivers would be a good idea. Plus, think of how much the economy would benefit from all the jobs these projects would create."
Roxanne Wu, Citizen #1115892023, has been promoted to chief engineer. Congratulations, Roxanne.
A group of miscreants today attempted to stand in the way of the massive dam building within Altara City-state.
"Don't build dams!" shouts protestor Buy Dodinas through a microphone heavily afflicted with feedback. "Do you know how many fish die in other dams in our region each year? Have you heard of the adverse effects building a dam has on the surrounding environment? Dam up his flood of dams, damn it!"
Buy Dodinas and his fellow miscreants have been tried and executed for the following crimes.
#1. Standing in the way of government will
#2. Abusing their privilege of free speech
#3. Being members of a banned organisation, to whit: Greenpeace
#4. Being a public nuisance.
The trial was performed by Judicial Officer Janice Williams, of Polizei Squad Alpha for the city of Rockhaven. The execution was performed on the spot by the remainder of the squad.
In other news, an engineer has been promoted for serving the government well.
"Think before you open your mouth," says engineer Roxanne Wu. "While Roania may have to pay the price in animal diversity, as well as adverse effects on the environment, do we really want fossil-fuel based plants polluting Roania? If you use your common sense, I think you'll find that damming some rivers would be a good idea. Plus, think of how much the economy would benefit from all the jobs these projects would create."
Roxanne Wu, Citizen #1115892023, has been promoted to chief engineer. Congratulations, Roxanne.