Josephland
29-01-2004, 23:28
Laboratory scientists at the National University of Josephland announced today that everything is terribly, terribly dangerous. Dr. James K. Anderson said that scientists bought a bunch of rats and let them lead normal lives. "They all died within a matter of days," reported Dr. Anderson. "Most of them had cancer. Some of them had astigmatism."
Dr. Anderson said the scientists weren't sure what the study proves, but they feel the government ought to do something about it.
Dr. Anderson said the scientists weren't sure what the study proves, but they feel the government ought to do something about it.