NationStates Jolt Archive

OOC: Since Terrorism is the big thing now im offering to all possible terrorists the chance to help them in there terrorist attacks. I can either A) fund you B) give you advice on best ways to perform attacks without getting caught(IC:training your men) C) the extreme of C actually havign me roleplay the terrorist attacks out for you D) (only one that has monetary cost) paying me to use my agents for the attack.

IC: *message sent to all known terrorist organizations* We are proud to offer to you the chance to recieve the best training available. You will be taught using the same techniques Special Forces and Counter Terrorist units use around the world. Training is completely free, the only thing we ask in return is that when you establish a new government within your chosen country it be friendly to our cause. If you have any further questions about the services we offer please reply to this message.

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*Message to Belem; source unknown*
What is your cause?

Terrorism isn't good. (points at my ICBMs)

ICBMs aren't good. We pick our targets carefully....
(observes that the right explosives in the right place would conveniently eliminate such weapons)

ICBMs aren't good. We pick our targets carefully....
(observes that the right explosives in the right place would conveniently eliminate such weapons)
Explosives aren't good (points at sniper, explosives, ICBMs, penkinife etc)

ICBMs aren't good. We pick our targets carefully....
(observes that the right explosives in the right place would conveniently eliminate such weapons)
Explosives aren't good (points at sniper, explosives, ICBMs, penkinife etc)

Snipers, Explosives, ICBMs, penkinife(?) etc, aren't good (points at nuclear weapons, ion cannon, big army, mega pencil.) :lol:

This scenario isn't good.
*quietly marks down information in ominous Black List*

Explosives aren't good
Sure they are. How do you build a road through the mountains without using any explosives?

Explosives aren't good
Sure they are. How do you build a road through the mountains without using any explosives?


Hmmmm :roll: a drill?

ICBMs aren't good. We pick our targets carefully....
(observes that the right explosives in the right place would conveniently eliminate such weapons)
Explosives aren't good (points at sniper, explosives, ICBMs, penkinife etc)

Snipers, Explosives, ICBMs, penkinife(?) etc, aren't good (points at nuclear weapons, ion cannon, big army, mega pencil.) :lol:
Nuclear weapons aren't good. (points at bigger terrorist organization.)
Ion cannon might be good; what do you use it for?

Explosives aren't good
Sure they are. How do you build a road through the mountains without using any explosives?


Hmmmm :roll: a drill?
I'll admit that you need that to plant the explosives...
However, a drill by itself will take a while.

Ion cannon might be good; what do you use it for?
Burninating.

ICBMs aren't good. We pick our targets carefully....
(observes that the right explosives in the right place would conveniently eliminate such weapons)
Explosives aren't good (points at sniper, explosives, ICBMs, penkinife etc)

Snipers, Explosives, ICBMs, penkinife(?) etc, aren't good (points at nuclear weapons, ion cannon, big army, mega pencil.) :lol:
Nuclear weapons aren't good. (points at bigger terrorist organization.)
Ion cannon might be good; what do you use it for?

It's a waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarm beam from a sattelite.
Bigger terrorist organizations aren't good (points at chemical weapons)

I asked what you use it for, not what it is.
Chemical weapons aren't good. (Points out that you don't know where I am) :twisted:

Ion cannon might be good; what do you use it for?
Burninating.
Burninating is good.

Explosives aren't good
Sure they are. How do you build a road through the mountains without using any explosives?


Hmmmm :roll: a drill?
I'll admit that you need that to plant the explosives...
However, a drill by itself will take a while.

Thats what the Ion Cannon is for ... :wink: duh

Especially thatch roof cottages. Speaking of... I do have an ion cannon, and poor sectors... bwahaha! I shall soon burninate them!

I use it to get a nice sunburn.

Pointing out that i don't know where you are isn't good (pointing at a sign that says: THE END)

You must remember that Belem didn’t put his name on anything these message's are from anonymous.

So stop posting useless crap or I will start stepping on nations.

OK, ion cannons are good.
Hijacking Belem's thread is not.
(adds gate to "The End" sign)
(locks gate)
(doesn't point at anything)

*Message to Belem; source unknown*
What is your cause?

No cause. We will fund you if your friendly to us later on.

bump

Ion cannon might be good; what do you use it for?
Burninating.
Burninating is good.

Burninating the peasants in the thatched roof cottages?

ICBMs aren't good. We pick our targets carefully....
(observes that the right explosives in the right place would conveniently eliminate such weapons)
Explosives aren't good (points at sniper, explosives, ICBMs, penkinife etc)

Snipers, Explosives, ICBMs, penkinife(?) etc, aren't good (points at nuclear weapons, ion cannon, big army, mega pencil.) :lol:
Megapencils aren't good. (points at Neutron Bombs, Global Defence Platforms, Tasers, Chopsticks, Hatstand)

OOC: Belem, your my new best friend - I'll PM you later so we can build on our relationship :P

OOC: Belem, your my new best friend - I'll PM you later so we can build on our relationship :PThe stupid man laughes alone.

OOC: Belem, your my new best friend - I'll PM you later so we can build on our relationship :PThe stupid man laughes alone.

Who's stupid? Not me.

The annoying man speaks for himself.

OOC: Belem, your my new best friend - I'll PM you later so we can build on our relationship :P

OOC: ok.

and finnally a person who hasnt hijacked the thread *does the happy dance*

*sends a cruise missile to destroy the radio that plays the music that makes you dance that annoying dance. :P

*dances to the music in his head*

*dances to the music in his head*


:shock: - A HeadRadio Station, sends missile in your HEAD

ouch

ouch

:lol: ---> :? ---> :( ----> :cry: - Sorry

heh.

want to buy a terrorist attack?

heh.

want to buy a terrorist attack?

*Message to Belem; source unknown*
What is your cause?

No cause. We will fund you if your friendly to us later on.
We will keep your country in mind.