NationStates Jolt Archive


Since Terrorism is the in thing(semi OOC)

Belem
29-01-2004, 21:57
OOC: Since Terrorism is the big thing now im offering to all possible terrorists the chance to help them in there terrorist attacks. I can either A) fund you B) give you advice on best ways to perform attacks without getting caught(IC:training your men) C) the extreme of C actually havign me roleplay the terrorist attacks out for you D) (only one that has monetary cost) paying me to use my agents for the attack.

IC: *message sent to all known terrorist organizations* We are proud to offer to you the chance to recieve the best training available. You will be taught using the same techniques Special Forces and Counter Terrorist units use around the world. Training is completely free, the only thing we ask in return is that when you establish a new government within your chosen country it be friendly to our cause. If you have any further questions about the services we offer please reply to this message.
Belem
30-01-2004, 01:05
bumpers
Belem
30-01-2004, 05:59
bump
Khar Vadis
30-01-2004, 09:01
*Message to Belem; source unknown*
What is your cause?
Swedish Dominions
30-01-2004, 09:10
Terrorism isn't good. (points at my ICBMs)
Khar Vadis
30-01-2004, 09:20
ICBMs aren't good. We pick our targets carefully....
(observes that the right explosives in the right place would conveniently eliminate such weapons)
Rotovia
30-01-2004, 09:23
ICBMs aren't good. We pick our targets carefully....
(observes that the right explosives in the right place would conveniently eliminate such weapons)
Explosives aren't good (points at sniper, explosives, ICBMs, penkinife etc)
30-01-2004, 09:27
ICBMs aren't good. We pick our targets carefully....
(observes that the right explosives in the right place would conveniently eliminate such weapons)
Explosives aren't good (points at sniper, explosives, ICBMs, penkinife etc)

Snipers, Explosives, ICBMs, penkinife(?) etc, aren't good (points at nuclear weapons, ion cannon, big army, mega pencil.) :lol:
Kaukolastan
30-01-2004, 09:28
This scenario isn't good.
*quietly marks down information in ominous Black List*
Khar Vadis
30-01-2004, 09:28
Explosives aren't good
Sure they are. How do you build a road through the mountains without using any explosives?
30-01-2004, 09:29
Explosives aren't good
Sure they are. How do you build a road through the mountains without using any explosives?


Hmmmm :roll: a drill?
Khar Vadis
30-01-2004, 09:32
ICBMs aren't good. We pick our targets carefully....
(observes that the right explosives in the right place would conveniently eliminate such weapons)
Explosives aren't good (points at sniper, explosives, ICBMs, penkinife etc)

Snipers, Explosives, ICBMs, penkinife(?) etc, aren't good (points at nuclear weapons, ion cannon, big army, mega pencil.) :lol:
Nuclear weapons aren't good. (points at bigger terrorist organization.)
Ion cannon might be good; what do you use it for?
Khar Vadis
30-01-2004, 09:33
Explosives aren't good
Sure they are. How do you build a road through the mountains without using any explosives?


Hmmmm :roll: a drill?
I'll admit that you need that to plant the explosives...
However, a drill by itself will take a while.
Kaukolastan
30-01-2004, 09:34
Ion cannon might be good; what do you use it for?
Burninating.
30-01-2004, 09:34
ICBMs aren't good. We pick our targets carefully....
(observes that the right explosives in the right place would conveniently eliminate such weapons)
Explosives aren't good (points at sniper, explosives, ICBMs, penkinife etc)

Snipers, Explosives, ICBMs, penkinife(?) etc, aren't good (points at nuclear weapons, ion cannon, big army, mega pencil.) :lol:
Nuclear weapons aren't good. (points at bigger terrorist organization.)
Ion cannon might be good; what do you use it for?

It's a waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarm beam from a sattelite.
Bigger terrorist organizations aren't good (points at chemical weapons)
Khar Vadis
30-01-2004, 09:38
I asked what you use it for, not what it is.
Chemical weapons aren't good. (Points out that you don't know where I am) :twisted:
Khar Vadis
30-01-2004, 09:39
Ion cannon might be good; what do you use it for?
Burninating.
Burninating is good.
30-01-2004, 09:42
Explosives aren't good
Sure they are. How do you build a road through the mountains without using any explosives?


Hmmmm :roll: a drill?
I'll admit that you need that to plant the explosives...
However, a drill by itself will take a while.

Thats what the Ion Cannon is for ... :wink: duh
Kaukolastan
30-01-2004, 09:42
Especially thatch roof cottages. Speaking of... I do have an ion cannon, and poor sectors... bwahaha! I shall soon burninate them!
30-01-2004, 09:43
I use it to get a nice sunburn.

Pointing out that i don't know where you are isn't good (pointing at a sign that says: THE END)
Dr_Twist
30-01-2004, 09:46
You must remember that Belem didn’t put his name on anything these message's are from anonymous.

So stop posting useless crap or I will start stepping on nations.
Khar Vadis
30-01-2004, 09:47
OK, ion cannons are good.
Hijacking Belem's thread is not.
(adds gate to "The End" sign)
(locks gate)
(doesn't point at anything)
Belem
30-01-2004, 17:02
*Message to Belem; source unknown*
What is your cause?

No cause. We will fund you if your friendly to us later on.
Belem
30-01-2004, 23:45
bump
31-01-2004, 00:49
Ion cannon might be good; what do you use it for?
Burninating.
Burninating is good.

Burninating the peasants in the thatched roof cottages?
Rotovia
31-01-2004, 14:45
ICBMs aren't good. We pick our targets carefully....
(observes that the right explosives in the right place would conveniently eliminate such weapons)
Explosives aren't good (points at sniper, explosives, ICBMs, penkinife etc)

Snipers, Explosives, ICBMs, penkinife(?) etc, aren't good (points at nuclear weapons, ion cannon, big army, mega pencil.) :lol:
Megapencils aren't good. (points at Neutron Bombs, Global Defence Platforms, Tasers, Chopsticks, Hatstand)
Inner Heaven
31-01-2004, 14:54
OOC: Belem, your my new best friend - I'll PM you later so we can build on our relationship :P
Rotovia
31-01-2004, 15:12
OOC: Belem, your my new best friend - I'll PM you later so we can build on our relationship :PThe stupid man laughes alone.
Inner Heaven
31-01-2004, 15:14
OOC: Belem, your my new best friend - I'll PM you later so we can build on our relationship :PThe stupid man laughes alone.

Who's stupid? Not me.

The annoying man speaks for himself.
Belem
31-01-2004, 22:00
OOC: Belem, your my new best friend - I'll PM you later so we can build on our relationship :P

OOC: ok.

and finnally a person who hasnt hijacked the thread *does the happy dance*
Swedish Dominions
31-01-2004, 22:04
*sends a cruise missile to destroy the radio that plays the music that makes you dance that annoying dance. :P
Belem
31-01-2004, 22:05
*dances to the music in his head*
Swedish Dominions
31-01-2004, 22:10
*dances to the music in his head*


:shock: - A HeadRadio Station, sends missile in your HEAD
Belem
31-01-2004, 22:11
ouch
Swedish Dominions
31-01-2004, 22:12
ouch

:lol: ---> :? ---> :( ----> :cry: - Sorry
Belem
31-01-2004, 22:15
heh.

want to buy a terrorist attack?
Belem
31-01-2004, 22:15
heh.

want to buy a terrorist attack?
Khar Vadis
02-02-2004, 11:56
*Message to Belem; source unknown*
What is your cause?

No cause. We will fund you if your friendly to us later on.
We will keep your country in mind.