NationStates Jolt Archive


USSY makes AK-47s

28-01-2004, 09:59
A inspector from the Government walked into the factory produceing AK-47s. "Are you sure these are as relyable as the 350 dollar ones?." "Yes they are, we can make them out of cheep materials fro 180 dollars." replied the other official.
28-01-2004, 10:02
*drinks vodka* $180 for kalashnakov ak 47 ??? we in workers paradise PReG make AK47m for $75 mass produced from only top quality parts best workmanship. *drinks vodka* PReG only sell to socialy progressive (leftist) regimes, *more Vodka* capitalist pigs can have m16s and $300 aks HAHAHAHA *vodka* :P *drinks more vodka*
28-01-2004, 10:05
You mean you can make them for 75 USD?.
28-01-2004, 10:09
*drinks* vodka yea... 75 amerikan dollars *more vokda* marvel ov socialism and large military budget *drinks vodka* it is policy of PReG to supply cheep arms to our revolutionary brothers. who needs fancy "modern" assault rifle ??? bullet from low tech old fassioned AK47M kills just as well *grabs new bottle of vodka* want vodka ? *falls over*
28-01-2004, 10:09
If this is the case then the USSY have just produced 300,000 AK-47s. The USSY have decided that it is better to make simple realiable guns that are good, out of cheap materials.
28-01-2004, 10:16
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confirmation of order
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Contract Accepted

PReG recieves $22500000 usd

PReG agrees to ship 300,000 Ak47m Assault rifles over the next 6 days(rl) in 50000 unit batches

First batch to ship uppon recipt of funds

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Thank You For Choosing Reliable Products Made with Pride In the PReG
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28-01-2004, 10:23
Sorry I didnt order any, im just saying that I am going to build them for that price. I find it easyer to produce my arms locally.
28-01-2004, 10:24
ooc: lol sorry misred ur post... i havent slept in the past few dayz...
28-01-2004, 10:25
ooc: lol sorry misred ur post... i havent slept in the past few dayz...
28-01-2004, 13:37
Da living dead needs 500 aks
Crookfur
28-01-2004, 18:23
Just to point out that msot western forces now equip thier personel with flak jackets that are fully capable of stopping 7.62x39mm soviet rounds...

It might help if yous top and wonder about this:
When ever a western nation has demonstrated FN FALs or HK G3s to a nation's armed forces or insugents any AK47s previosuly used were istantly discarded...

Heck even in Afghanistan the old SMLE No4 .303 bolt action rifle is more highly prised than the AK47....
29-01-2004, 08:33
The PReG has introduced a new cartrige that gives the ak47 the capability to defete modern body armor like the us made intercepter vests. the princeple behind the new round is a harder bullet manufactured out of steel, as opposed to brass/lead, having slightly higher mass and less likely to deform, improving its armor piercing capabilities. This is matched with advanced in propelents a new higher powered chemical propelant (dirrived from our space program :P ) replaces smokeless powder providing MUCH higher muzzle velocities. Combine the 2 advances and you get a round capable of penetrating most armor systems
29-01-2004, 08:36
living dead who where you intending to purchase from ??