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All those in favour of shuttting down an incredibly evil communist state then join the Republic of Pornsville.
Come on my brothers and sister we must rise and smash through the communsit traitors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your an idiot

All those in favour of shuttting down an incredibly evil communist state then join the Republic of Pornsville.
Come on my brothers and sister we must rise and smash through the communsit traitors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :roll: :roll:
I can crush you under my boot But i might not since your pathtic.

i think we should destroy this prejudiced anti-communist.

i think we should destroy this prejudiced anti-communist.

Heh we should why dont we ?

My god you're so pathetic. I'd kick your ass except I might wipe your nation from off the face of the map.

:lol: We can all annex him ?

:lol: We can all annex him ?

The country is too small! It would be such a waste of our forces; only a couple of us would get to fight, unless by some miracle Pornsville manages to come up with an army in the millions. :roll:

All those in favour of shuttting down an incredibly evil communist state then join the Republic of Pornsville.
Come on my brothers and sister we must rise and smash through the communsit traitors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Ok, I have a population of about 700 million and you only have 6 million people. You're declaring war on some country when your army is not even the size of my Federal Service Sector... That's sad, really it is. But, at least the guy you've declared war on only has a population of 10 million.

*smirk* I could kick both of these countries into oblivion without making a dent in the size of my armed forces.

People, let's just calm down here! No need to go after some person who cares none for Role Playing, and only cares to devote his life to idiotic insanity........not saying being insane is bad, of course, lol. :lol:

People, let's just calm down here! No need to go after some person who cares none for Role Playing, and only cares to devote his life to idiotic insanity........not saying being insane is bad, of course, lol. :lol:

I'm perfectly calm. :P I just enjoy picking on n00bs who really have no idea what the hell they're doing. People did it to me, now I must return the favour.

Just ignore him...it isnt even worth taking him over...

Maby your right But he should learn Not to delcare war on nations that can crush him instantly.

Sometimes leaders take drugs too. Wait for the drugs to wear off! Or we could all pay some terrorist nation to attack them?

Wait, did I say that out loud??!

Wh-Who's knocking??

Sniff.....Ssssnnnniiffffff

OoohAaaahhh!! Yeah!!

Forget what I said...man this stuff is goooood!!

Yassah!

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I've always wanted to do that. Lazlo has gone on a coke binge!
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(Deated)

Maby your right But he should learn Not to delcare war on nations that can crush him instantly.

Maby your right But he should learn Not to delcare war on nations that can crush him instantly.

Oooo!! Sounds like fun! ^_^

All those in favour of shuttting down an incredibly evil communist state then join the Republic of Pornsville.
Come on my brothers and sister we must rise and smash through the communsit traitors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And now it is time for Xha'dam to make its first attempt at a roleplayed attack. :P Please give criticism where needed.

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God, I'm bored General Franklin thought as he went over yet another report. Going over the daily intelligence briefs had become something of a monotonous ritual for him, same time every day and lately it seemed he was getting mostly the same reports. Nothing ever changes.

As he reached for the next paper in the stack, a sharp knock on his office door brought his mind back to the real world.

"Enter."

The door opened and a middle-aged officer came through, carrying a sheet of paper in his right hand. He stood rigid in front of Franklin's desk.

"At ease, Major. What have you got for me?"

Major Ryan handed Franklin the sheet of paper. "Sir, we recieved reports that a nation known as Pornsville has declared war on all of communism. These reports have been verified. As many of our allies are communist, I thought it would be best if this were brought to your attention."

Franklin almost smiled. For the first time in weeks his job had brought him something interesting. "Tell me, Major, what do we know of Pornsville?"

"They have a population of 6 million and alot of political freedoms. Our intelligence indicates they cannot afford to field nor maintain much of a military. It is our conclusion that they pose no threat whatsoever, sir."

"Then perhaps it's time we put these whelps in their place."

"Sir?"

"How advanced is their radar?"

"Not very, sir. It would be good enough to pick up most of our conventional craft, though none of our stealth aircraft.

"Good, good. How is that new stealth bomber coming along, Major?"

"The Wraith, sir? We are set to finish testing on it next week."

"What hasn't been tested?"

"We have not yet tested it's targeting. However, sir, all other systems have exceeded expectations. We are certain it will be no dffierent. If I may ask, Sir, why do you wish to know?"

"Because I want one ready for launch within five hours. I want it loaded with one Silencer bomb. We are going to do a field test of it's targeting system in Pornsville's front yard. I want that Silencer bomb dropped as close to 20 feet in front of the front doors of their highest profile government building as you can put it. Once I confirm this with the President, I will send the go order. I expect you to be ready by then."

"Yes Sir!"

"You are dismissed." As the door closed behind Major Ryan, Franklin could no longer hide his smile. Finally, he thought, something interesting.

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"This is Ghost 1 reporting in. We are now approaching Pornsvillle airspace at an altitude of 80,000 feet. Local time is one AM. Disengaging hypersonic engines. ETA to target, twenty minutes. We are now switching to stealth mode."

"Confirmed Ghost 1, your mission is a go. You are to maintain radio silence until you are ten minutes outside Pornsville airspace. Good luck and godspeed."

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The next morning in Pornsville all was quite. The Silencer had hit exactly 7 yards directly in front of the front doors. And it was at that point a large slab of concrete now stood, embedded several feet into the ground. At the top of the slab were the following words.

Greetings on behalf of the Dominion of Xha'dam.

If this were a nuke, which it could have been, you would all be dead. Instead, we leave you with this concrete block as a monument to your stupidity and a reminder that a nation of your sized should not be declaring war on anyone. You are not strong enough to play with the big boys so you would do well not to earn their wrath.

Now, we suggest you withdraw your statement and refrain from speaking again until you have something intelligent to say or else you might just get yourself nuked for real.

If you have any questions, please contact Minister of Foreign Affairs Shiv'kala, Dominion of Xha'dam.

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So what do you think?

Good job, Xhadam. Good first attempt.