NationStates Jolt Archive

The Karzakist Ministry of Patents and copyrights files suit on practically everyone for enfringement. It is found that shortly before the UCPL was passed the ministry had patents and copyrighrs on every idea so far known to mankind, including the latin alphabet, the cyrrilic alphabet, Arabic numerals, Latin numbers, the four common letters in the DNA code and everything else worth knowing or doing. They are now suing everyone that does not have patent or copyright on such ideas in UN court and insisting that renumeration be paid.

The Karzakist Ministry of Patents and copyrights files suit on practically everyone for enfringement. It is found that shortly before the UCPL was passed the ministry had patents and copyrighrs on every idea so far known to mankind, including the latin alphabet, the cyrrilic alphabet, Arabic numerals, Latin numbers, the four common letters in the DNA code and everything else worth knowing or doing. They are now suing everyone that does not have patent or copyright on such ideas in UN court and insisting that renumeration be paid.

Hmmm... it's probably a good time to point out that some of us are not United Nations members, and that we therefore (not being bound by UN resolutions) don't feel particularly concerned about your "Lawsuit"- we are, however, concerned about how you intend to go about enforcing any judgements you may recieve in your favour, since said enforcement will be impossible without the use of force on anyone(outside of the U.N.) not inclined to acquiesce to the court's request.
Will you be seeking to enforce your "Rights" on others by force of arms?
should we be worried, now? (we've got a Harvest to bring in, and just got our people back from the Aust/Elvindom war...an invasion would be horribly inconvenient, esp. as we've done nothing to you except to use the alphabet and language most convenient for communication with nations such as yourself.)
Please clarify your intent, that we may formulate a proper response and position.

The Karzakist Ministry of Patents and copyrights files suit on practically everyone for enfringement. It is found that shortly before the UCPL was passed the ministry had patents and copyrighrs on every idea so far known to mankind, including the latin alphabet, the cyrrilic alphabet, Arabic numerals, Latin numbers, the four common letters in the DNA code and everything else worth knowing or doing. They are now suing everyone that does not have patent or copyright on such ideas in UN court and insisting that renumeration be paid.

Hmmm... it's probably a good time to point out that some of us are not United Nations members, and that we therefore (not being bound by UN resolutions) don't feel particularly concerned about your "Lawsuit"- we are, however, concerned about how you intend to go about enforcing any judgements you may recieve in your favour, since said enforcement will be impossible without the use of force on anyone(outside of the U.N.) not inclined to acquiesce to the court's request.
Will you be seeking to enforce your "Rights" on others by force of arms?
should we be worried, now? (we've got a Harvest to bring in, and just got our people back from the Aust/Elvindom war...an invasion would be horribly inconvenient, esp. as we've done nothing to you except to use the alphabet and language most convenient for communication with nations such as yourself.)
Please clarify your intent, that we may formulate a proper response and position.

we are not filing suit against those not within the UN as they did not vote for the rather silly proposition that has made this suit possible.