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The Fourth Reich

27-01-2004, 06:43
Preceding the massive bombings of London, Washington D.C., New York City, Moscow, Hong Kong, Tokyo, and Berlin, the region of Fizzlebatch has henceforth declared war on any region of the world that dares to stand against it.

It will be noted that immediately after the bombings and nuclear attacks of those seven cities, the two nations of Dead Deer Dance and Hastmichia have deployed a total of 21 million forces throughout the world.

The nation of Hastmichia, headed by Herr Engel des Todes, is leading his forces of 10.7 million through the Americas. One wave is sweeping from middle Mexico up and through the south-western part of the USA. The other waves are starting in eastern Canada and heading south. Lastly, the final wave is moving through Central and South America. His massive armies include several naval blockades around Los Angeles, New York City, New Orleans, and several other major port cities in North America. He is also commanding large air strikes in many large cities that contain enemy forces.

Tod "Pistole Griff Pumpe" Händler heads the nation and armies of Dead Deer Dance. His armies of a combined number of 10.3 million have started to invade in several waves through Europe and Asia. Two waves are sweeping from northern Europe to the south and the other from Western Europe to the east. Another wave is starting in north-eastern Russia and heading south west towards China. Lastly, another wave is invading through Russia and down towards Europe. Naval blockades and air strikes are being carried out on major cities, as they are in the Americas.

All nations should be warned that the armies and generals have no remorse for those who stand against Fizzlebatch. Any person, city, area, etc that is proven foe will be brutally punished or killed. It is advised that regions of the world step down with unconditional surrender.
The Burnsian Desert
27-01-2004, 06:46
Pssst...

You have about 5,000 men. You just started, right? Take a look at a big army: http://www.freewebs.com/theburnsiandesert/
27-01-2004, 06:47
Perhaps you miscalculated, our strength in arms far surpasses 5,000, as clearly stated above.
The Macabees
27-01-2004, 06:49
Perhaps you miscalculated, our strength in arms far surpasses 5,000, as clearly stated above.

What do you arm those 10 million men with..sticks? anyways.... 2,000 ICBMs have just lifted and fired a gigantic IGNORE boom on his capital.
The Burnsian Desert
27-01-2004, 06:49
*Sigh*

If you're not an

A) Puppet State

or

B) Colony

You just started out. You DO NOT have a large army. Take it slow and easy :). (Your army is 10x bigger than your population :))
27-01-2004, 06:54
I regret to inform you that my "men with sticks" have just stabed down half your army while sleeping. The rest of your army was 100 yards ahead of my "men with sticks", forfeiting their weapons.
Hattia
27-01-2004, 06:56
Okay, read the stickies at the top of the page...

Your army should be no bigger that 5% of your pop (And that is stretching it a little)
The Burnsian Desert
27-01-2004, 06:57
I regret to inform you that my "men with sticks" have just stabed down half your army while sleeping. The rest of your army was 100 yards ahead of my "men with sticks", forfeiting their weapons.

ARGH! Stick reading, pllleeeeaaaasssseeee...
27-01-2004, 06:58
Okay, read the stickies at the top of the page...

Your army should be no bigger that 5% of your pop (And that is stretching it a little)
Rules. You all are just pissed that we have you by the balls with an iron fist.

Who said our "men" had to be human?
The Sword and Sheild
27-01-2004, 06:59
"SIR SIR!! We have an EMERGENCY" The aid came bursting through the doors of the President's office, rather rudely interrupting his bath.

Panting and desperately trying to regain his breath the aid held out his hand, trembling it held a peice of paper from Military Intelligence. "Sir.......millions of troops...... no one knows from.... where"

Another aide came rushing in and handed the first one a dispatch from MI, again he read it aloud. "Forces approaching Randovian coastline, the 6th Army is desperately calling for reinforcements... sir, all is lost!"

The President couldn't believe what he was hearing, to be in the bathtub when he learned of the impending invasion of the Republic.

A third aide burst into the room, the President was beginning to feel funny in the bathtub, and shifted around some of his bubbles to sheild himself. The first aid, Marco Adolphus gaius garfunkel yardvark, or what everyone else called him, Maggy, took the dispatch, read over it, looked at the third aid, then to the President.

Getting uneasy and angered that he was forced to sit in the bath and not get up, the President slammed his fist into the water "What now!"

"......Well, sir, it seems the enemy ran into our 1st Bovine division, 9th "moo-moo" battalion and were forced back, it seems that their entire army was in fact larger then their population, and it turned out to be a mass formation of blow-up dolls sent in Hot wheels cars."

The President was greatly relieved, however turned a bright red once he realized that his bath water was no longer clear, but turning a yellowish shade.... he quickly ordered his aides out of the room and continued to play with his toy battleships.
The Burnsian Desert
27-01-2004, 07:01
OOC: LOL
27-01-2004, 07:02
I would be deeply insulted, if it wasnt for your poor grammar. It's "Shield" genius.
Aequatio
27-01-2004, 07:03
"SIR SIR!! We have an EMERGENCY" The aid came bursting through the doors of the President's office, rather rudely interrupting his bath.

Panting and desperately trying to regain his breath the aid held out his hand, trembling it held a peice of paper from Military Intelligence. "Sir.......millions of troops...... no one knows from.... where"

Another aide came rushing in and handed the first one a dispatch from MI, again he read it aloud. "Forces approaching Randovian coastline, the 6th Army is desperately calling for reinforcements... sir, all is lost!"

The President couldn't believe what he was hearing, to be in the bathtub when he learned of the impending invasion of the Republic.

A third aide burst into the room, the President was beginning to feel funny in the bathtub, and shifted around some of his bubbles to sheild himself. The first aid, Marco Adolphus gaius garfunkel yardvark, or what everyone else called him, Maggy, took the dispatch, read over it, looked at the third aid, then to the President.

Getting uneasy and angered that he was forced to sit in the bath and not get up, the President slammed his fist into the water "What now!"

"......Well, sir, it seems the enemy ran into our 1st Bovine division, 9th "moo-moo" battalion and were forced back, it seems that their entire army was in fact larger then their population, and it turned out to be a mass formation of blow-up dolls sent in Hot wheels cars."

The President was greatly relieved, however turned a bright red once he realized that his bath water was no longer clear, but turning a yellowish shade.... he quickly ordered his aides out of the room and continued to play with his toy battleships.

Should have bought some of those cardboard panzers when they were for sale way back when, then the 9th "moo-moo" battalion wouldn't have been forced back.
The Macabees
27-01-2004, 07:03
The men with sticks came silent in the night, while half the Macabean army was sleeping...even though most of the men mobilized were in the Ukraine to help Malatose out.... wow, weird stuff... well anyways..

They came clad in black and then began to poke soldiers to death...and then the soldiers woke up took out their rifles and shot the enemy in the face...

The general walked out of his admin building and said, "I thought we ignored 'em"... a private walked by and said, "yea we did"... the general nodded and went back inside...
27-01-2004, 07:04
I would be deeply insulted, if it wasnt for your poor grammar. It's "Shield" genius.
Or maybe it was already taken, so he had to use a variation of it?
Chellis
27-01-2004, 07:04
OOC:DDD just controlled someone elses forces(forfeiting their weapons), which counts as godmoding. Ignored, as well as for the godmode army.
27-01-2004, 07:05
God almighty, this is something else, i'm being horribly humiliated by rpg nerds. I'm gonna tell on you guys! That isnt fair, my mommy will call your parents and then you'll all be in big trouble! meanies! :cry:



Please people, if we wanted to talk to monkies, we'd go to the fucking zoo.
Hattia
27-01-2004, 07:05
Rules. You all are just pissed that we have you by the balls with an iron fist.

Who said our "men" had to be human?

Well, I have your iron fist under a blowtorch.

My military is larger than your whole population....


IGNORE Missile Station

The missileer (sp?) was sitting in his chair, drinking his morning coffee, when his CO walked into the room. "We've got orders to fire our whole arsenal at 'Dead Deer Dance'" The missileer spun around, "Dead Deer Dance? How could a dead deer dance? It's a stupid name for a country." The CO nodded. "Okay, fire those missiles!"

http://www.fiddlersgreen.net/aircraft/jets/cruise-missile/info/launch.gif

Hundreds of missiles streaked through the sky and impacted at Dead Deer Dance, spreading a wave of silence...
27-01-2004, 07:08
Your military is fake, and so is this whole website. And since i can kick your ass in REAL LIFE, that means i win, hotshot.
The Macabees
27-01-2004, 07:08
Maybe we should just let his "non-human" army rampage make believe places alien to NationStates, let by the insatiable general Dr. Dolittle.
The Burnsian Desert
27-01-2004, 07:10
*TBD takes blowtorch to DDD's stick army*

"AAAAHHH!"

"IT BURNS!!"
The Sword and Sheild
27-01-2004, 07:10
I would be deeply insulted, if it wasnt for your poor grammar. It's "Shield" genius.

I shudder before your intellect. Firstly, O mighty one, it wouldn't be bad grammar genius, it would be bad spelling, there's a difference that I hope an English major such as yourself would understand. Secondly I am fully aware that Shield is spelled wrong, it's intentional, if you had bothered to telegram if this vexxed you, you would find out I spelled it wrong on a forum about 8 years ago and it became my trademark so I use sheild on every forum I'm on, of course, I'm sure you knew that.
27-01-2004, 07:11
I use my flux capacitor (Official Product of the Priestonian Jeopardy League) to wipe out every army on Earth save for the army of Swedish Bikini Team models! Hurray for me! :lol:
27-01-2004, 07:12
Maybe we should just let his "non-human" army rampage make believe places alien to NationStates, let by the insatiable general Dr. Dolittle.
And all your made up wars on here arent make believe? :lol:



I posted this for a subliminal reason... And everyone that has posted in here has proved my point. My point is that everyone here needs to get a damn life. You are on a message board raging make believe warfare. Seriously. If you have the sudden urge to do something like this, for the love of satan please play a game like Command and Conquer or something. :cry:
27-01-2004, 07:12
Man, you sure did own me! Mr. NerdNazi here burned me good!


You have a trademark, congrats. I have one too, it's called ruining your shit.
The Sword and Sheild
27-01-2004, 07:16
Man, you sure did own me! Mr. NerdNazi here burned me good!


You have a trademark, congrats. I have one too, it's called ruining your shit.

Maybe you should return it to get your money back, becuase it's not working.
27-01-2004, 07:17
BOOM! You are all dead.
http://www.globenet.free-online.co.uk/images/nuke.jpg
The Blackguard
27-01-2004, 07:19
OOC: Damn my slowarse connection, I type up a post but by the time its ready this thread is already closing down. Damnit. But still, no sense in wasting a perfectly good post, so here it is.



Well, DDD, no one said all your men had to be human, but without a degree of restraint when deciding the sizes and composition of ones army a simple situation can quickly rage out of control, soon it would become unplayable.

Example:

The Blackguard is unhappy with your recent actions and has sent its army of 92 Billion CyberSuperDuperMegaDeathMechs to destroy your nation. Starting with its capital.

Expected time of conflict: 32 Seconds

Naturally I can do this because I am using some unspoken technology that blows my nations production capabilities through the roof, so you have no chance, nya.
27-01-2004, 07:24
Refer to one of my previous posts. Enjoy. I am leaving this childish nerdy shit hole. Get a f*cking life.
27-01-2004, 07:25
OOC: Yeah, really now. You call us losers, yet you are the ones here posting in our forums trying to goad us on. Sounds like we arent the only ones that need a life. The only people that are worse losers than people like me is people like you, who have nothing better to do than try to be a prick to people like me. Leave the RPing to people that actually pretend to give a damn.
Dr_Twist
27-01-2004, 07:28
This is the lamest Thread i have ever seen.....

Can a MOD Please lock this thread?
Der Fuhrer Dyszel
27-01-2004, 07:39
"My Lady, the region of Fizzlebatch has henceforth declared war on any region of the world that dares to stand against it," spoke the unserious voice of a tired General.

"Then tell him this," spoke the calm and wise singsong voice of Lux. "The Dictatorship will not stand forth such a bad image set in the eyes of any Reich from the First to Infinity. Therefore the First Reich of Der Fuhrer stands against Fizzlebatch."

Grinning, "As is My Lady."

The General stepped out of the room.

"I believe Mathias should reclaim his duties, if he is up for the task," he spoke to himself returning to his quarters.

Telegram to Fizzlebatch:

The First Reich of Der Fuhrer renounces any ties with you and chooses to stand in your path to victory. We will not tolerate a negative image being set on any of the Reich's of NationStates.
Austar Union
27-01-2004, 07:56
Dead Deer Dance, If you are willing to RP properly, I would gladly fight a war against you, but becuase all you seem to do is godmod for now, I wont participate in this.
Hogsweat
27-01-2004, 09:05
Your military is fake, and so is this whole website. And since i can kick your ass in REAL LIFE, that means i win, hotshot.


Then why are you here ?
Bonstock
27-01-2004, 09:09
*takes away Dead Deer Dance's toy nukes*

"Now, now, Jimmy, remember that you are way to young for this. See, the box says 'For ages 3 and up!'"
Norse Lands
27-01-2004, 09:58
Form battle lines,

Fix bayonnets

Load muskets

Frontline kneel and aim, second line aim.

Don't fire till I give the order.