NationStates Jolt Archive

CHEAPEST EQUIPMENT ANYWHERE, GUARANTEED!**

First, land stuff:

Advanced T-55 variant is fine addition to any armored cavalry group. With rifled 100mm cannon and highly reliable diesel engine, this is killing machine. Add to that newly designed steel armor plating and you are having tank. Only $100,000 each!
http://www.operationcitadel.net/~matthias/nationstates/storefront/t55.jpg

DISCOUNT SO CHEAP AM NOT STAYING IN BUSINESS FOR LONG CERTAINLY!
Tank sports multiple added unclosable hatches for crew entry! Crew always able to enter or leave tank in emergency! 80% OFF!! Making this incredible $128,250 united states dollar!
http://www.operationcitadel.net/~matthias/nationstates/storefront/deadt72.jpg

Okay, tanks covered, yes? Now you are needing artillery. This fine piece has some sort of pneumatic system that does something. Some water damage, so this model 30% off! Only $75,000!
http://www.operationcitadel.net/~matthias/nationstates/storefront/artillery.jpg

So - can now kill people, but still are needing to get them to front. That is why two advanced troop transport solutions are now available!
Tracked model is coming complete with a new-ish machine gun for defense and is capable of transporting amazing 22 men at once! Impossible capacity only $91,000! ($108,000 if you are wanting armor.)
http://www.operationcitadel.net/~matthias/nationstates/storefront/trackedapc.jpg
If you are needing heavier defensive punch, try BRDM with guided antitank missiles!* $95,000 is price - amazingly low since is not needing tracks! (does not include missiles.)
http://www.operationcitadel.net/~matthias/nationstates/storefront/brdm.jpg

I am not IMAGINING that your ground forces need more than that! Moving on to the water!

This advanced "sverdlov" model cruiser comes with guns of some kind. Also is having engines, enabling it to rapidly respond to threats to harbor or calm-seas defense situation! $450,000!
http://www.operationcitadel.net/~matthias/nationstates/storefront/sverdlov.jpg

"Luda" class destroyer. Is like "sverdlov", has guns - but also highly complicated anti-submarine capabilities! Is feared even by some navies out of metropolitan area! Steal at $382,000!
http://www.operationcitadel.net/~matthias/nationstates/storefront/luda.jpg

"India" submarine comes complete with depth marks for evaluating the depth***. Periscope optional for even more savings! Almost unprofitable for etronia when you purchase at $325,000!
http://www.operationcitadel.net/~matthias/nationstates/storefront/india.jpg

THIS cruiser HIGHLY advanced. Am not selling to just anyone! Is veerrry expensive, very technological! Multiple cannons are on superstructure and are mostly operational! Advanced radar tower is enabling the radar functions! Unfortunately is most expensive, but is amazing high quality! $800,000!
http://www.operationcitadel.net/~matthias/nationstates/storefront/fletcher.jpg

equip your military - today!!


* guidance not guaranteed.
** cheapness not guaranteed.
*** Depth marks may not be accurate. Some submarine roofs not entirely waterproof, but package includes caulk!

Buying the Etronian brings us much pleasure in the way, and no malarkey!Protection TO THE MAX is essential and Etronia is nothing but!

Am bumping storefront to encourage more savings for you! Buy now and get advanced high-quality Zil motor-car!!

HAHAHAHA this store makes me Laugh....

<checks wallet>

I'll give you 24 bucks for all of it

<checks wallet>

I'll give you 24 bucks for all of it

I would only pay 10 bucks for all of it, considering the weapons are all a bunch of antiques...

At least we attempt to keep our T-55 and T-72 exports viable on the modern battlefield. Why the hell would anyone want to buy a T-55 with a main gun that's been downgraded from what the Soviets produced?

At least we attempt to keep our T-55 and T-72 exports viable on the modern battlefield. Why the hell would anyone want to buy a T-55 with a main gun that's been downgraded from what the Soviets produced?
Maybe YOU are not wanting IMPOSSIBLE SAVINGS!
Etronia is not having the capability to introduce to you how savings are good. This is something every man must discover for himself. Etronia only is wanting to facilitate this learning.
Please. Do yourself a favor. Buy today.

Why buy this, you ask?

Beacuse etronia has TO THE MAX firepowers and the only greatest quality!

Kilean has many etronian weapons and we are a big and scary military that makes lots of scary noise!

We would like to purchase 1 of every type of ship you have here. We see that your equipemnt is not of our grade, so these ships will be scuttled, and be used as attractions for divers.

We would like to purchase 1 of every type of ship you have here. We see that your equipemnt is not of our grade, so these ships will be scuttled, and be used as attractions for divers.

We are sorry to be selling our top-grade military equipment to such a cause. Nevertheless, are only here to encourage THE SAVINGS! One ship of each class is even now being tugged towards the open seas, where control will be turned over to you! Transfer your payment before we are giving you the ships.

*Payment transfered*

We are sending the 1 transport to meet with our ships. The transport ship contains personnel to man our new ships, and the ships will be taken to our ports, awaiting orders to scuttle them.

Etronia is not having the capability to introduce to you how savings are good. This is something every man must discover for himself. Etronia only is wanting to facilitate this learning.
Please. Do yourself a favor. Buy today.

We do not desire a pissing match. But face facts; you're selling a machine that's got less firepower than the originals that rolled off the assembly line fifty years ago. Super cheap, perhaps, but we're willing to bet anyone interested in a T-55 for budgetary reasons would rather have a version who serves a greater purpose on the battlefield than provide cannon fodder.

ooc: Dont forget that there may be nations at this tech-level. Not many i dont think, but some.

ooc: Dont forget that there may be nations at this tech-level. Not many i dont think, but some.

OOC: I understand that much; but, if he's going to push refurbished Soviet hardware, would it be so hard to come up with somehting a bit better than "new steel armor plating"?

We do not desire a pissing match. But face facts; you're selling a machine that's got less firepower than the originals that rolled off the assembly line fifty years ago. Super cheap, perhaps, but we're willing to bet anyone interested in a T-55 for budgetary reasons would rather have a version who serves a greater purpose on the battlefield than provide cannon fodder.

Etronia is having a highly advanced army involving many weapons and vehicles. We decide to put up humble storefront to introduce world to THE SAVINGS and you berate us for failures of equipment we are not building! Every buyer signs a paper having to do with the liability. Perhaps if you purchased some of our equipment at our AMAZING LOW RATES you would understand.
As we are having said before, we cannot force you to save money. If you do not want savings, then stop distracting the other buyers, eh?

Austar Union: Some of our ships will come with an auto-sink function! Simply bring them where you want them to sink and our auto-scuttle technology will kick in if you leave them alone for a number of days!

Thankyou, however for the interest of divers, I think we will scuttle them manually. :)

:lol: :lol: :lol: Il give you 5 buck for all of it hehehehe ask me where im gona use it? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

WE ARE BRINGING YOU MORE OF THE SAVINGS!!

It is madness as we offer you air-related products at low prices!

Firstly: This highly advanced anti-aircraft system. It has rotatable guns which can fire at an astounding unspecified rate! Due to some rust on underside where is not damaging working of guns, is only $50,000!
http://www.operationcitadel.net/~matthias/nationstates/storefront/trackedaa.jpg

Aha, you say, now am able to defend against airplanes. But am desiring airplanes for self! Never fear, etronia will provide at low prices and SAVINGS!

This airplane is HIGHLY ADVANCED JET ENGINE powered! Probably also has weapons! $120,000 to join other countries with jet aircraft powers!
http://www.operationcitadel.net/~matthias/nationstates/storefront/3jets.jpg

This airplane is also having the jet engine! Tests have shown that airplane can fly more than 50% of time!
sometimes landing gear not entirely present. For this reason 40% off! Only $35,000!
http://www.operationcitadel.net/~matthias/nationstates/storefront/yak.jpg

CUTING-EDGE BOMBER! Has jets and sometimes also the weapons! Canopy ordinarily is not coming off during flight, and landing gear always deploy! Very reliable! $75,000 for airplane.
http://www.operationcitadel.net/~matthias/nationstates/storefront/bomber.jpg

Now you are having the airplanes with weapons. But you still are needing the reconaissance airplane! For this reason we have special reconnaisance airplane specially designed for purpose of flying. Will increase reconaisannce effectiveness over 30% versus ground models!
http://www.operationcitadel.net/~matthias/nationstates/storefront/recon.jpg

This airplane utilizes the floppy disks! Supplier for this airplane tell us, "Is useful for spotting other airplanes." Still true today! Is highly advanced, requiring many sophisticated electronic things, such as floppy disks! Can stay in air for long time, and dome on surface makes entire airplane more areodinamical by a factor of 4! Only $124,000!
http://www.operationcitadel.net/~matthias/nationstates/storefront/awacs.jpg
note: large dome-enhanced airplane is not beoing b-29.

OOC: Hmm... I might make a purchase sometime; this nation could actually use some of that stuff.

we'll take the T-55's, if you throw in a Metric tool-set with each of 'em, and some manuals written in Vietnamese or H'mong.
We'd also like two of the flying-radar things, and ten or twelve of the spotter planes-for our Coast Guard and Search and Rescue outfits. If you've got repair manuals for 'em, that'd be great, if not, we'll just shop around, maybe hit Bargain books or someone.

Oh, and Austar Union? don't laugh-our last "MBT" was an M-3 Scout Car with a Recoilless rifle on a pintle-mount.

We'll probably have the muzzles on the T-55's reamed out to 103mm smoothbore, since we may not have a Nuke programme, but we've got Uranium, and it can be alloyed with something else and cast into finned discarding sabot projectiles. (we'll make the sabots of wood-it works for China...)

Wow... we'll actually have real Tanks!

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Need doctor!

Chest hurting, too much laughing. HELP!



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we'll take the T-55's, if you throw in a Metric tool-set with each of 'em, and some manuals written in Vietnamese or H'mong.
We'd also like two of the flying-radar things, and ten or twelve of the spotter planes-for our Coast Guard and Search and Rescue outfits. If you've got repair manuals for 'em, that'd be great, if not, we'll just shop around, maybe hit Bargain books or someone.

Oh, and Austar Union? don't laugh-our last "MBT" was an M-3 Scout Car with a Recoilless rifle on a pintle-mount.

We'll probably have the muzzles on the T-55's reamed out to 103mm smoothbore, since we may not have a Nuke programme, but we've got Uranium, and it can be alloyed with something else and cast into finned discarding sabot projectiles. (we'll make the sabots of wood-it works for China...)

Wow... we'll actually have real Tanks!

Sold! Will be sending tanks, two spotting airplane (IS NOT BOEING), 12 reconaisance airplanes in large boat. Boat is free of charge! Is also enabled with auto-scuttling feature if major seals not rewelded soon!

ooc{ excellent! an actual purchase! but ... how many t-55s do you want? Bear in mind that most of this stuff is going to need *some* retooling. Still, it'll all be at your country inside a week or two once I know how many tanks you want. We have lots.}

TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SAVINGS!!
All customers satisfied 110%!
Now first am showing some vehicles left last time.

First: Some buyers say cannons not strong enough or too small. So we bring large artillery cannon! Is probably more than 140mm long!!
http://www.operationcitadel.net/~matthias/nationstates/storefront/bigartillery.jpg

Now you are probably saying "Cannon is too large! Please give something between!" So am finding solution. Taking principle of batelship, put many turret on land-boat vehicle tank! Is like boat but on land with guns and wheel! Mostly turrets are not getting in way of other turrets. $105,000 only for forefront technology of advanced multiple turret!
http://www.operationcitadel.net/~matthias/nationstates/storefront/t35.jpg

Many times I have seen soldiers man artillery. Then I say to self, "Why have only one cannon? One could have MANY!" So made tank above and artillery below. Has 13 cannon, most can fire 15 hectares! $27,000!
http://www.operationcitadel.net/~matthias/nationstates/storefront/12pack.jpg

You are perhaps wanting newer troop transporting abilities and tracked vehicles yes? So we bring like new BMP-1 from Russia! Advanced "driver shield" (shown in UP position) protects driver from enemy spotting and shooting! $91,000
http://www.operationcitadel.net/~matthias/nationstates/storefront/bmp1.jpg

Am not sure what this vehicle is. So am selling at CRAZY BARGAIN! Appears to have both weapons of some kind and also wheels! Save at $75,000!
http://www.operationcitadel.net/~matthias/nationstates/storefront/weirdgun.jpg

Pretend you are on battlefield. You see thing flying overhead, with wings. You are thinking is airplane, yes? That is because you are dumby! It is missile! Does not take pilot but flies distances sometimes! Only $23,000 for mostly functional advanced missile! Can carry over 90 decaliters of fuel! special cart not include.
http://www.operationcitadel.net/~matthias/nationstates/storefront/rv1.jpg

Look at a bomb. You see how few fins are on bomb? Is same principle as many-gun artillery or many-turret tank! So am thinking: why not put on more fins?
New fins are making bomb more arodinamicaly powerful!
More fins make everyone win who is you! Only $1000 per aerodinamycal bomb!
http://www.operationcitadel.net/~matthias/nationstates/storefront/multifin.jpg



Come! Buy today!

THese cannons are so big! they have the power TO THE MAX!!!

Kilean will buy 12 MANLY CANNONS on a trial basis! if they are the good enough, more will be had!

The People's Republic of the Proleatarait Masses will offer 1.3 million for two "advanced" cruisers in an effort to enlarge our navy. We require that all systems are functional on board both cruisers.

Am not understanding which cruiser you are wishing to purchase. Sverdlov ( :? ) or HIGHLY ADVANCED CRUISER ( :D )? Sverdlov is .9 million for two - ahhhh, for you, .85 - and other cruiser is 1.6 million. (But ONLY FOR YOU THIS ONE TIME 1.5 million!)
Which are you want buying?

Am not understanding which cruiser you are wishing to purchase. Sverdlov ( :? ) or HIGHLY ADVANCED CRUISER ( :D )? Sverdlov is .9 million for two - ahhhh, for you, .85 - and other cruiser is 1.6 million. (But ONLY FOR YOU THIS ONE TIME 1.5 million!)
Which are you want buying?

I have rethought my offer and recalculated my budget. I wish to make a much larger purchase. I will buy fifteen HIGHLY ADVANCED CRUISERS for $10 millon. I realize that this offer is a bit lower than the individual purchase prise, but restoration costs will eat up another large portion of the PRPM Navy budget, and besides, I'm buying in bulk. Do we have a deal?

I have rethought my offer and recalculated my budget. I wish to make a much larger purchase. I will buy fifteen HIGHLY ADVANCED CRUISERS for $10 millon. I realize that this offer is a bit lower than the individual purchase prise, but restoration costs will eat up another large portion of the PRPM Navy budget, and besides, I'm buying in bulk. Do we have a deal?

Am having sale! But will not bring cruisers to your country. Send crew for ships and money and they will send off!

Nuevo Kowloon will be buying ten of the T-55's for testing purposes. The money will be wired upon confirmation of delivery.

I have rethought my offer and recalculated my budget. I wish to make a much larger purchase. I will buy fifteen HIGHLY ADVANCED CRUISERS for $10 millon. I realize that this offer is a bit lower than the individual purchase prise, but restoration costs will eat up another large portion of the PRPM Navy budget, and besides, I'm buying in bulk. Do we have a deal?

Am having sale! But will not bring cruisers to your country. Send crew for ships and money and they will send off!

Understandable. However, payment will not be made unless the crews verify that each cruisers' fuel tanks are full.

Nuevo, tanks are to be ariving within two weeks. (Call it 1 rl day.)

Proletariat mass, cruisers are ready; am waiting crew.

Nuevo, tanks are to be ariving within two weeks. (Call it 1 rl day.)

Proletariat mass, cruisers are ready; am waiting crew.

The crew should be arriving by helicopter as we speak. If the ships should sink due to defects on the voyage between Etronia and the PRPM shipyards, all payments are void.

"Now you are probably saying "Cannon is too large! Please give something between!" So am finding solution. Taking principle of batelship, put many turret on land-boat vehicle tank! Is like boat but on land with guns and wheel! Mostly turrets are not getting in way of other turrets. $105,000 only for forefront technology of advanced multiple turret!"

General Joe Snipe would like to purchace 100 of these batelship vehicles as INFANTRY SHREDDER MACHINE!

Money sent by carrier pigeon, as it is HIGHLY RELIABLE and COST EFFECTIVE means of sending MONEY. BANK take TOO LONG and charge MUCH MONEY, and SOMETIMES even gets lost. PIGEON NEVER GETS LOST as it is ADVANCED HOMING!

Sale is accept! Am look forwarding to using ADVANCED PIGEON HOMING system payment!

I don't care how cheap your stuff is, I would pay $700 mil a plane if it meant my pilots could survive normal flights.

But anyways -

1200 of your jet fighters for $144 million.

do the planes come with the rust?

By the way....


Congraaaaatulations, Etronia!

Your storefront has acheived the Official Cherubic Stamp of Approval for the following categorie(s): Humour

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Thank you,

The Master of Zoogies.

By the way....


Congraaaaatulations, Etronia!

Your storefront has acheived the Official Cherubic Stamp of Approval for the following categorie(s): Humour

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Thank you,

The Master of Zoogies.

Farfetched Prospect: Rust on airoplane is no extra charge!


Zoogie People: For such large payment have difficulty using ADVANCED PIGEON HOMIGN system. When receive money, will ship airplane!