NationStates Jolt Archive

Karzakistan is offering an ongoing sale of criminals. they are not murderers as those are executed, they are also not prostitutes or drug users or dealers as those are not crimes in Karzakistan. They are a mixture of thieves, thugs, con men and women, destructive revolutionaries, and other semi-serious criminals. all are repeat offenders and purchasers are warned that they should be watched to make sure they do not take part in criminal activity. All are verified free of disease or debilitating condition. The cost is 300 wangi each. The equivalent of $50 US. the cost of transportation is to be shouldered by the purchaser.

i will buy all of them

i will buy all of them

The nation of Itakeitall lodges a human rights protest against the sale of human beings by the nation of Karzakistan and the purchase of human beings by the nation of Petsburg. It is illegal to buy/sell human beings as defined in the charter of the United Nations. Please cease and desist from your unethical and illegal actions, or prepare to face punitative measures.

Thank you, and BURN IN HELL ;p
His Most Excellent High and Mighty Dictator Aeon the 221st of the Great and Splediferous Country of Itakeitall

OOC: if either one of you is a southerner I will just flip :^)

I am glad to hear that. the slaves are being kept in minimal restraints at the karzakist international airport awaiting pick up by an authorized representative of the petsburg government. There are also officials of the Karzakist government there to recieve payment. there are 2000 available now and more will be available as time goes on if you wish to enter into a continual purchase contract.

im buying them so i can rehabilitate them, deal confirmed

The Benevolent Monarch is interested in a staff for his palace. I will give the equivilant of $80 US each for 50 if they are de-toothed and nailed.

If you have any attractive womenfolk, I'll take one unharmed for my own uses.

Now that I think of it... Infect another womenfolk with AIDs or Herpes(or both) and send her over here. I've got a prank to pull on my friend.

im buying them so i can rehabilitate them, deal confirmed I'm willing to bring in some financial support to assist in the rehabilitation. :)

Just doing it since Petsburg beated me to it. :?

I bet it'd be more profitable if you utilized the slaves to do work for you rather than sell them off cheaply.

King Priam
-The Imperial Kingdom of Troy-

Ah well I cant maintain a monopoly any more :wink:

Ah well I cant maintain a monopoly any more :wink:

If any of these said slaves reach their destinations, the Holy Empire of Wojeezia will be forced to send it's troops against Karzakistan. Cease immediately or feel the wrath of the UN!

The Theocracy of Ehlers expresses its support fo the rights of all nations to select their own morality. Our loyal corp of Ninja Monkey Assassin Priests will intervene on the side of any state having its rights trampled by a wicked and imperialistic attempt to prohibit the activities between two consenting nations and the populations under their control.

Plus, we want a piece of the action.

-The High and Mighty, Holy God-Emperor Saint Ehlers of the Theocracy of Ehlers.

The Theocracy of Ehlers expresses its support fo the rights of all nations to select their own morality. Our loyal corp of Ninja Monkey Assassin Priests will intervene on the side of any state having its rights trampled by a wicked and imperialistic attempt to prohibit the activities between two consenting nations and the populations under their control.

Plus, we want a piece of the action.

-The High and Mighty, Holy God-Emperor Saint Ehlers of the Theocracy of Ehlers.
Ohh please you cant do any thing ...
We could crush you in a matter of hours
)
If you dotn stop selling slaves you will be subject to sactions and embargos.

The Bliss Islands nations are appauled by the lack of humanity demonstrated by Karzakistan and any nations in support of their brutal "morality" The colony of Shribe, backs any UN decision to an armed conflict with these countries 100%.

*Juan, Utopian gandhism advisor of the Shribe Colony, founding member of the Bliss Islands region*

You wouldint servie If you went to war with us ...
and other large nations .

As the Most Holy Emperour of the Holy Land of Alohim and the mouthpiece of God to the nations. I hear by declare that, under my benevolence, states have right to prisoner rehabilitation unalienable by the United Nations. If prisoners are to work off their debt to society at home or sell them selves abroad the end is the same. In the name of the most revered LORD of all the Earth I stand in support of all those nations participating in this venture and will back them in full military Glory.

And on this the Twenty-Sixth Day of the Month Called January in the Year of our LORD Two-Thousand-and-Four.

The Most Holy Emperour of the Most Holy Land of Alohim

As the Most Holy Emperour of the Holy Land of Alohim and the mouthpiece of God to the nations. I hear by declare that, under my benevolence, states have right to prisoner rehabilitation unalienable by the United Nations. If prisoners are to work off their debt to society at home or sell them selves abroad the end is the same. In the name of the most revered LORD of all the Earth I stand in support of all those nations participating in this venture and will back them in full military Glory.

And on this the Twenty-Sixth Day of the Month Called January in the Year of our LORD Two-Thousand-and-Four.

The Most Holy Emperour of the Most Holy Land of Alohim

The Fedral Union will only intervien milltarly if needed.

The Fedral Union will only intervien milltarly if needed.

(Deated)

The nation of Itakeitall lodges a human rights protest against the sale of human beings by the nation of Karzakistan and the purchase of human beings by the nation of Petsburg. It is illegal to buy/sell human beings as defined in the charter of the United Nations. Please cease and desist from your unethical and illegal actions, or prepare to face punitative measures.

Thank you, and BURN IN HELL ;p
His Most Excellent High and Mighty Dictator Aeon the 221st of the Great and Splediferous Country of Itakeitall

OOC: if either one of you is a southerner I will just flip :^)

The foreign minister of Karzakistan asks to see the specific UN document that forbids the sale of humans and maintains that these people are simply fulfilling the terms of their sentence for their crimes.

We are formally opposed to the sale of humans as slaves.

The Benevolent Monarch is interested in a staff for his palace. I will give the equivilant of $80 US each for 50 if they are de-toothed and nailed.

If you have any attractive womenfolk, I'll take one unharmed for my own uses.

Now that I think of it... Infect another womenfolk with AIDs or Herpes(or both) and send her over here. I've got a prank to pull on my friend.

the next 50 criminals apprehended will be detoothed and nailed as requested. it is likely that several will be attractive women. infecting a criminal with aids or herpes as a punishment is not something that the government of Karzakistan would do. However the benevolent monarch of Apistan is free to do as he will with property once it has been purchased.

The Theocracy of Ehlers expresses its support fo the rights of all nations to select their own morality. Our loyal corp of Ninja Monkey Assassin Priests will intervene on the side of any state having its rights trampled by a wicked and imperialistic attempt to prohibit the activities between two consenting nations and the populations under their control.

Plus, we want a piece of the action.

-The High and Mighty, Holy God-Emperor Saint Ehlers of the Theocracy of Ehlers.
Ohh please you cant do any thing ...
We could crush you in a matter of hours
)
If you dotn stop selling slaves you will be subject to sactions and embargos.

You my friend, are an imperialistic idiot.

If any of these said slaves reach their destinations, the Holy Empire of Wojeezia will be forced to send it's troops against Karzakistan. Cease immediately or feel the wrath of the UN!

Karzakistan welcomes any invasion by the tiny nation of Wojeezia as their entire population is equivalent to one of our smaller cities. although our people are not heavily armed we are certain that our population will have no difficulty resisting your invasion.

The Theocracy of Ehlers expresses its support fo the rights of all nations to select their own morality. Our loyal corp of Ninja Monkey Assassin Priests will intervene on the side of any state having its rights trampled by a wicked and imperialistic attempt to prohibit the activities between two consenting nations and the populations under their control.

Plus, we want a piece of the action.

-The High and Mighty, Holy God-Emperor Saint Ehlers of the Theocracy of Ehlers.
Ohh please you cant do any thing ...
We could crush you in a matter of hours
)
If you dotn stop selling slaves you will be subject to sactions and embargos.

Karzakistan has already been heavily sanctioned due to unorthodox methods of envangelism and is unconcerned with sanctions and embargoes from countries that feel it is healthier to emprision criminals in a costly system rather than send them where they can do good for other nations.