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The Most Serene Republic of Oogiyot, a small island nation which has recently and miraculously popped out of the Pacific Ocean, boasts a highly educated workforce dedicated to making the highest quality cookies on the planet.

His Grand Obesity, the Mifletzet Oogiyot, has directed me to seek trading partners worldwide who are interested in our outstanding cookies. We seek precision ball bearings and other parts for high speed centrifuges. We are also desirous of obtaining technology to develop inertial guidance systems. Finally, we should like to import several hundred tons of enriched uranium, all for the purposes of making...better cookies.

The Mifletzet also wishes me to convey his most heartfelt salutations to our neighboring nation-states, and to invite their representatives to our humble island on February 19 for a conference on regional economics and to sample our national treasure.

Sincerely,

H. J. P. deWaart
Undersecretary of State
Most Serene Republic of Oogiyot

We would gladly form a trade alliance for your cookies. If you move to our region permanently, we will give your the production rights to our 5th generation fighter the ZF-26...in exchange for...your cookie recipe. Of course, we'll also help you get started in NS and form sort of a protective shield if anyone tries to kill you off early on.

We will also trade automobiles for...cookies.

We would gladly form a trade alliance for your cookies. If you move to our region permanently, we will give your the production rights to our 5th generation fighter the ZF-26...in exchange for...your cookie recipe. Of course, we'll also help you get started in NS and form sort of a protective shield if anyone tries to kill you off early on.

We will also trade automobiles for...cookies.

We would gladly form a trade alliance for your cookies. If you move to our region permanently, we will give your the production rights to our 5th generation fighter the ZF-26...in exchange for...your cookie recipe. Of course, we'll also help you get started in NS and form sort of a protective shield if anyone tries to kill you off early on.

We will also trade automobiles for...cookies.

Kilean, although saddled with an unfair reputation for being a fascistic militarist dictatorship, is also a nation with a deep love of pastries. Under the Culture and Art Directorate, the best cooks in Kilean have been working for years under extreme secrecy to create a new and hyper-rich form of choclate. We would gladly exchange these for cookies.

Failing that, we'll give you machine lathes and CAD/CAM equipment, plus fine-grade optical grinders.

His Most Royal Obesity, the Mifletzet of Oogiyot, conveys his greetings to the honorable representatives of The Zoogie People and of Kilean. After intense study by a blue ribbon committee of our National Academy of Geography, the Mifletzet and his ministers have enthusiastically and unanimously approved our move from the Pacific to the Zoogie Islands.

We have dispatched to Kilean a team led by Dr. Wykevius Salazar, who is bringing samples of our mouthwatering rhubarb sugar cookies. While The Most Serene Republic of Oogiyot has a mature and thriving chocolate industry, we are intrigued by the Kilean proposal. In addition to our cookies, and in exchange for the equipment you mention, we would be willing to trade some of our unrefined uranium, which Oogiyot is blessed with in obscenely large quantities.

To The Zoogie People, we have already sent you word of our intentions by a secure channel. The Mifletzet is eager to host ministers from neighboring Zoogie Island nations in a roundtable economic and trade conference sometime in the next quarter.

H. J. P. deWaart
Undersecretary of State
Most Serene Republic of Oogiyot

Comm to: Oogiyot

We would like to sample some of these cookies for ourselves.

How many cookies are you willing to give us for...lets say...100 pounds of high-quality uranium ore?

From:
Representative to Chancellor Keiji
Ms. Motoko Aoyama

A pound of enriched uranium for a pound of cookies. These are, after all, outrageously good cookies. Incidentally we also throw in some of the products of our mining industry with the cookies - an attractive crystalline form of carbon formed under ultra-high pressure.

A pound of enriched uranium for a pound of cookies. These are, after all, outrageously good cookies. Incidentally we also throw in some of the products of our mining industry with the cookies - an attractive crystalline form of carbon formed under ultra-high pressure.

hmmm...a pound of our uranium costs about $30.00, so 100x30=3,000.

So how many cookies do we get for $3,000 worth of uranium?

If you need more information about our prices, check out my thread - http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=115543