26-01-2004, 04:09
The Most Serene Republic of Oogiyot, a small island nation which has recently and miraculously popped out of the Pacific Ocean, boasts a highly educated workforce dedicated to making the highest quality cookies on the planet.
His Grand Obesity, the Mifletzet Oogiyot, has directed me to seek trading partners worldwide who are interested in our outstanding cookies. We seek precision ball bearings and other parts for high speed centrifuges. We are also desirous of obtaining technology to develop inertial guidance systems. Finally, we should like to import several hundred tons of enriched uranium, all for the purposes of making...better cookies.
The Mifletzet also wishes me to convey his most heartfelt salutations to our neighboring nation-states, and to invite their representatives to our humble island on February 19 for a conference on regional economics and to sample our national treasure.
Sincerely,
H. J. P. deWaart
Undersecretary of State
Most Serene Republic of Oogiyot
His Grand Obesity, the Mifletzet Oogiyot, has directed me to seek trading partners worldwide who are interested in our outstanding cookies. We seek precision ball bearings and other parts for high speed centrifuges. We are also desirous of obtaining technology to develop inertial guidance systems. Finally, we should like to import several hundred tons of enriched uranium, all for the purposes of making...better cookies.
The Mifletzet also wishes me to convey his most heartfelt salutations to our neighboring nation-states, and to invite their representatives to our humble island on February 19 for a conference on regional economics and to sample our national treasure.
Sincerely,
H. J. P. deWaart
Undersecretary of State
Most Serene Republic of Oogiyot