NationStates Jolt Archive


TBD Executes Raid off the coast of Guatemala

The Burnsian Desert
26-01-2004, 03:23
Today, TBD Raiders attacked and looted a small town in Guatemala. The raid consisted of four raid contangents with stealth escorts. The net plunder amounted to around 5.2 million dollars. No one but the standing military force there was killed.

http://www.guyanaundersiege.com/Images01/J2_Stanley%20Town%20House%20that%20was%20attacked%20C%20williams.jpg

It was considered a great victory for TBD Modern Pirate Forces.
26-01-2004, 03:26
We condemn this action taken by Burnsian Desert, and strongly suggest they halt their operations before another nation decides to step in with military force.
26-01-2004, 03:32
An LoD enemy (former LoD nation) starts a raid. The LoD sees it. I expect an emergency Council Meeting to start either tonight or tomorrow to see if we'll take action against The Burnsian Desert.
The Burnsian Desert
26-01-2004, 03:34
Why do you care about Guatemala or me again?
The Burnsian Desert
26-01-2004, 03:34
Why do you care about Guatemala or me again?
Galdania
26-01-2004, 04:01
Cease action or be annihilated.
Juumanistra
26-01-2004, 04:08
You're calling a raid on Guatemala a great victory. No wonder TBD's citizenry are the butt of so many jokes...
The Burnsian Desert
26-01-2004, 05:22
*Raises Eyebrow*

And what would these jokes be?
26-01-2004, 05:24
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The Burnsian Desert
26-01-2004, 05:30
OOC: At least we have somebody (smiles at SC) that doesn't care aout me or my politics. :D
CoreWorlds
26-01-2004, 05:37
Don't raid any of the Core islands that dot the eastern Atlantic, either (off RL Portugal). They are our property. We also control (the area of) Spain and Portugal, so don't even think about attacking that. Basically, we're a pissed off nation that has been seriously wounded by terrorist attacks, so don't be nasty, or we'll be nasty.
The Burnsian Desert
26-01-2004, 05:40
Lemme check your age... yup you can go without getting extorted... I prey on the young and weak... *hisses*.
Iuthia
26-01-2004, 05:47
Iuthia officially condemns this act and adds The Burnsian Desert to the black list...

[code:1:65cb6285b7]>>Adding "The Burnsian Desert " to black list......

>>Data Transfer complete.

>>Ceasing all trade with "The Burnsian Desert ".......

>>Estimated losses in Iuthian revenue: $00.00 (USD)

>>Electronic Transfers blocked, mailmerge sent to Iuthian business owners...[/code:1:65cb6285b7]
The Burnsian Desert
26-01-2004, 05:48
Aw now that's not nice... it won't effect either of our economies in any way... :(.
Juumanistra
26-01-2004, 05:50
*Raises Eyebrow*

And what would these jokes be?

Most, sadly, tend to loose their zing in the translation. Although one of punchline of note involved a detachment of tankers celebrating getting their French-built tank to go forward. But, since the Foreign Ministry isn't exactly "hip" with the current humor trends, we can't provide a more thorough list.
The Burnsian Desert
26-01-2004, 05:52
OOC: Ok... that was... yeah... ok. I have nothing relevant to post :(.
CoreWorlds
26-01-2004, 05:55
Lemme check your age... yup you can go without getting extorted... I prey on the young and weak... *hisses*.

and we defend the weak and innocent. *snap-hiss*

OOC:
:lol:
Iuthia
26-01-2004, 05:56
Aw now that's not nice... it won't effect either of our economies in any way... :(.

No, but would you rather I declare war on you? This is simple and its a way of RPing my condemnation with some form of action, even if it is pointless...
The Burnsian Desert
26-01-2004, 05:57
OOC: Gotta think on something Latin... Does anyone here have a comeback that says, "I really want to make a statement but I don't want to get annihalaited in the process?"
Danneland
26-01-2004, 10:32
Danneland wonders what these, Guatemalans, did in the first place.
26-01-2004, 10:35
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