25-01-2004, 04:38
Yesterday evening, a notorious group of anti-comrades were captured. These individuals were said to have been planning a capitalist overthrow of the government. The group's leader was immediately shot. The other 35 captured members of the C.O.C.O. (capitalism over communism organization) have been jailed or shot. Since the turmultuous incident, Comrades in maomarxland have been on the lookout for any other C.O.C.O. members. These influential individuals are highly dangerous. If you have any information on the whereabouts of any other members, we would be obliged.