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declarations of war Against The Dominion of James Adams !!!

24-01-2004, 23:02
i there my declare that unless the nation of The Dominion of James Adams dose take back the insulted

hole= a pit in the floor....


WHOLE=EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


damn SPELL IT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


by the hour of 23:25 pm on the day of january 26th 2004
that there will be a state of war between are two nations
and that The United States of Drink-alot will use every means
with in it's power and right to win the war
24-01-2004, 23:39
Ha,ha,ha :?

We will support James Adams, depite this is probably a OOC:war
25-01-2004, 00:10
Ha,ha,ha :?

We will support James Adams, depite this is probably a OOC:war


if that is your chose so be it
25-01-2004, 00:10
Ha,ha,ha :?

We will support James Adams, depite this is probably a OOC:war


if that is your chose so be it
25-01-2004, 00:15
The Principality of the Blood Cabal is more than eager to crush the fool declaring this war, under one condition: Our nation receives the corpses of the dead enemies. Blood is our national currency.

We can provide snipers and light aerial fightercraft, but we have no navy to speak of.

Let blood spill!
The Captain
25-01-2004, 00:25
Official Response from The Senate of The Dominion of The Captain

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
25-01-2004, 00:25
under one condition: Our nation receives the corpses of the dead enemies. Blood is our national currency.

We can provide snipers and light aerial fightercraft, but we have no navy to speak of.Let blood spill!

than we have deal am happy to call you an allie
Socialist Squads
25-01-2004, 00:28
OOC: Drink- he's allying AGAINST you

IC: The Socialist Squad National Casino is now taking bets on how long Drink lasts
25-01-2004, 00:56
i have tonight send out a telegram Which states the
Intentions of the government if we do not receive a
satisfactory answer by the due date the nation's of
The Dominion of James Adams and The United States
of Drink-alot will be at war the government will do it's
up most to prevent ant war from takeing Place
25-01-2004, 00:59
OOC: Drink- he's allying AGAINST you

IC: The Socialist Squad National Casino is now taking bets on how long Drink lasts

Socialist is correct. Just because we're a nation of oppressive sociopaths doesn't mean we can't spot a losing battle. Your people will be making a 'donation' to our funds once the battle begins, drink.

Our professional troops having microwave guns (cause paralyzing, yet undamaging pain) with syrenge-bayonets. Our fighters have gatling guns, and our militia have hunting rifles.

Let blood spill!
25-01-2004, 01:08
please hold off your fire untill i declare war at the hour of 23:25 pm on the day of january 26th 2004 i am still confident of a peaceful resolution
to this conflict
25-01-2004, 01:17
please hold off your fire untill i declare war at the hour of 23:25 pm on the day of january 26th 2004 i am still confident of a peaceful resolution
to this conflict
I think it was too late the moment you posted the topic. If you want my people to back off, we will require one million liters of human blood, ten liters of which coming from your command staff.

You have until 18:30 Central USA time to deliver.
25-01-2004, 01:21
please hold off your fire untill i declare war at the hour of 23:25 pm on the day of january 26th 2004 i am still confident of a peaceful resolution
to this conflict
I think it was too late the moment you posted the topic. If you want my people to back off, we will require one million liters of human blood, ten liters of which coming from your command staff.

You have until 18:30 Central USA time to deliver.

please god no just wait 2 days that's all i ask
25-01-2004, 01:29
Your groveling just earned a half hour. See you at 7:00 PM Central.

Let blood spill!
25-01-2004, 02:06
Marching could be heard for nearly an hour as the Legions of Blood began boarding their airships. Some had even begun to launch, which pleased the dark lord of the Principality.
"Tell me, slave, am I a good ruler?"
"There is not a soul in the Drink that does not fear your might, milord."
"Good answer."
The sun was eclipsed by the fleet as it flew toward the Drink.
Csabaland
25-01-2004, 12:30
The democracy of Csabaland will send 5000 infantry as millitary observers. No human rights will be endangered!
Midlonia
25-01-2004, 12:32
Midlonia is wishing for imperial expansion, and see the country of Drink alot as the perfect candidate.....

10,000 empire troops + support amour and atrilley are en-route
The Silver Turtle
25-01-2004, 12:45
*laughs at the fact that a n00b who declared war on a large nation is now going to be trounced by other new nations*
...
*continues laughing*
...
Oh yeah, BTW I'm an ally of James Adams, I'd invade you too but it seems the other nations have it under control anyway.
*laughs some more*
...
*leaves thread*
25-01-2004, 12:46
The Blood Cabal has been pushed back in to the sea
and a cease fire agreed upon

in other news
there has still been no reply for The Dominion of James Adams
so if it comes to war who will fight along side me in crushing
above nation
Midlonia
25-01-2004, 12:56
....... nah i'll just crush you and have you "assimulated" into my empire
Intelligent Neighbors
25-01-2004, 13:17
Drink, I suggest that you back down from this conflict as you do not have a hope in hell of winning.
Blood Cabal, what you are saying about having to send you blood is sick, also you are picking on a nation that is not warring against you, only James Adams, who probably insulted him, where is Adams anyway? he has just send his 'allies' to fight, when it isn't there war. I ask you all to end this conflict, it is hugely unfair.

If you refuse, I will send my forces to aid drink a lot, even if they will be decimated. Also, I have several allies who may want in...

FIN
Naggeroth
25-01-2004, 13:23
The Armed Republic of Naggeroth Is Of this moment Hostile To the Contrey of drink alot. Let the dragon warriors fly befor the Dark host. In Houner Of the Whitch King 500000 Infantry and 5000 Dragon warriors will come led By The Whitch King himself, The Navy is 2679 bouts and we have destroyed the most powerful of our internal enermys making the Which Kings orthoroty Unmached
25-01-2004, 13:32
Drink, I suggest that you back down from this conflict as you do not have a hope in hell of winning.
Blood Cabal, what you are saying about having to send you blood is sick, also you are picking on a nation that is not warring against you, only James Adams, who probably insulted him, where is Adams anyway? he has just send his 'allies' to fight, when it isn't there war. I ask you all to end this conflict, it is hugely unfair.

If you refuse, I will send my forces to aid drink a lot, even if they will be decimated. Also, I have several allies who may want in...

FIN

thank you for you offer of help Intelligent Neighbors
hopefuly it won't come down to war i will only back down
from conflict ones i get a full apology from James Adams
25-01-2004, 14:11
n00b n00bs 2 many n00bs I will help someone
Gesellschaft
25-01-2004, 14:11
OOC: Drink- he's allying AGAINST you

IC: The Socialist Squad National Casino is now taking bets on how long Drink lasts

Socialist is correct. Just because we're a nation of oppressive sociopaths doesn't mean we can't spot a losing battle. Your people will be making a 'donation' to our funds once the battle begins, drink.

Our professional troops having microwave guns (cause paralyzing, yet undamaging pain) with syrenge-bayonets. Our fighters have gatling guns, and our militia have hunting rifles.

Let blood spill!

How do you have these weapons? you are only 1 day old. Prove that you bought them.

We will support FIN
25-01-2004, 14:11
Thelas
25-01-2004, 15:26
let me see, James, who is a member of a VERY powerfull alliance, vs. a two or three day old n00b.

*grabs popcorn and beer*
James Adams
25-01-2004, 15:44
please hold off your fire untill i declare war at the hour of 23:25 pm on the day of january 26th 2004 i am still confident of a peaceful resolution
to this conflict

... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


MUHAHAHAHAHAAAA
James Adams
25-01-2004, 15:45
*laughs at the fact that a n00b who declared war on a large nation is now going to be trounced by other new nations*
...
*continues laughing*
...
Oh yeah, BTW I'm an ally of James Adams, I'd invade you too but it seems the other nations have it under control anyway.
*laughs some more*
...
*leaves thread*

n00bs never learn!
James Adams
25-01-2004, 15:47
Drink, I suggest that you back down from this conflict as you do not have a hope in hell of winning.
Blood Cabal, what you are saying about having to send you blood is sick, also you are picking on a nation that is not warring against you, only James Adams, who probably insulted him, where is Adams anyway? he has just send his 'allies' to fight, when it isn't there war. I ask you all to end this conflict, it is hugely unfair.

If you refuse, I will send my forces to aid drink a lot, even if they will be decimated. Also, I have several allies who may want in...

FIN

intelligent quoth i

what a moron?

do you realy think i will send troops into a little back water country?

nope..just about 100 thrmoe nukes

hope you remebered you factor 9,999,999,999 sun cream!!!!

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
James Adams
25-01-2004, 15:48
Drink, I suggest that you back down from this conflict as you do not have a hope in hell of winning.
Blood Cabal, what you are saying about having to send you blood is sick, also you are picking on a nation that is not warring against you, only James Adams, who probably insulted him, where is Adams anyway? he has just send his 'allies' to fight, when it isn't there war. I ask you all to end this conflict, it is hugely unfair.

If you refuse, I will send my forces to aid drink a lot, even if they will be decimated. Also, I have several allies who may want in...

FIN

thank you for you offer of help Intelligent Neighbors
hopefuly it won't come down to war i will only back down
from conflict ones i get a full apology from James Adams


bangs head on screan

NOOBS stop annyoing me!
25-01-2004, 15:54
i have decided that it's no longer in the interest
of the nation to go to war with James Adams
there will be no war peace in are times
James Adams
25-01-2004, 15:59
i have decided that it's no longer in the interest
of the nation to go to war with James Adams
there will be no war peace in are times


too late...

commander hellspawn walks into the controle room

"release protect~x~"
a soldier who hears this starts to quake in his boots
the other genrals in the room also look scared
"under whose order sir?" asks one of them
"from the head himslef"
the soldiers and genrals in the room sit and stand straighter at that name
"yessir" came the simultaineous reply

a small floatilla of 12 ships launches from station Xertion in Beta sector and makes all due spead to the nation of Drink-alot

the soldier feels sorry for the intended targets...VERY sorry



the only way you will save youre nation now is by meating my terms and sending a delegation to me..you have 30mins to respond
James Adams
25-01-2004, 16:07
you have 15mins
25-01-2004, 16:07
The Socialist States of Digit4lis, while officially a neutral country, would be glad to provide 750 troops for support and logistics purposes to James Adams in hopes to gain a strong ally.

That, and the misuse of "are" should be punished severely.
Moviewatcher
25-01-2004, 16:14
*shakes head*
Ok no war or me and my allie (totaling 4.52 billion people) will come and use out space fleet to stop the war
James Adams
25-01-2004, 16:14
The Socialist States of Digit4lis, while officially a neutral country, would be glad to provide 750 troops for support and logistics purposes to James Adams in hopes to gain a strong ally.

That, and the misuse of "are" should be punished severely.

okay look up for a new thread titles JA starts trade talks
James Adams
25-01-2004, 16:16
project~x~ is succesfully landed on Drink-alot, then released with this saying

"drink-alot lets hope you ide by yourself and not at the hands of project~x~"

Project~x~ sets upon a group of wanderers and dovours them hungrily, and ever so feroicusly, in a new ending unsatable hunger hunt
25-01-2004, 16:25
25-01-2004, 16:32
there will be no war only peace
Moviewatcher
25-01-2004, 16:35
o good peace now i dont have to send my space fleet to destroy one of you
James Adams
25-01-2004, 16:43
o good peace now i dont have to send my space fleet to destroy one of you


perhaps if you READ before you write youre brain may not slip out youre ears and dribble off youre back

i AM fully justified for attaking this belitterate peice of POO

why did he "declare war" on me?

oh yeah i corrected his spelling mistakes :)
Intelligent Neighbors
25-01-2004, 17:01
James Adams,
I may be a newbie, but not a NOOB. I ask you not to continue attacking drink because he has withdrawn his declaration of war. He wanted an apology for the insult thats all. Do not continue to attack him as he did not fully know what he was getting in to.

I will still send my forces to assist him, even though they will probably die. I still hope that you will recall project~X and leave drink alone.

Moviewatcher,
I think that you should keep your forces nearby as there is still a very large chance that there will be fighting.

Drink,
I salute you for calling for peace, however if your forces are attacked, I suggest you retaliate. I will send some of my airforce to help you, and if this conflict does not end, troops as well.
Intelligent Neighbors
25-01-2004, 17:13
The Armed Republic of Naggeroth Is Of this moment Hostile To the Contrey of drink alot. Let the dragon warriors fly befor the Dark host. In Houner Of the Whitch King 500000 Infantry and 5000 Dragon warriors will come led By The Whitch King himself, The Navy is 2679 bouts and we have destroyed the most powerful of our internal enermys making the Which Kings orthoroty Unmached

How do you have so many men?

You only have a pop. of 6 million and your military is already 505,000, 8% of your pop. This is highly unlikely. Most nations only have 2% of there pop. as military. Also, you have not bought any weapons whatsoever. GODMODDER. Also you have over 2.5 thousand boats, how?

Also, do you mean the witch king not which king?
Jeff Gordon
25-01-2004, 17:24
:twisted: A war, yes sir. This I have got to see. Ha, Ha, Ha!!!
25-01-2004, 18:49
James Adams, before I start my criticism, may I just state that you have no right to go around calling people No0bs. As far as I can see you are acting very immaturely to this situation... and don't argue because I can quote.

Drink-alot only wanted a simple apology, he doesn't want war and he has tried to back down from it. You have deprived him of even a muffled "sorry", and would rather use extreme force. That makes me sick.

Some of us may be No0bs, yes, but you're about to face an army of them nonetheless. My troops are going in with FIN's, and I for one will support Drink-alot 100%. We do not want to use force, we do not want to see blood-shed - but we want an apology.

Back down from this stupidity and say you're sorry. If you do not then I think you're about to recieve a whole new definition of the word, "No0b".

CornixPes.
25-01-2004, 22:11
The empire of Alkos Fully supports Cornixpes's comment and therefore Drink-alot, FIN and all his allies. I have no wish to start a war or conflict but if there is going to be one then I shall be there, fighting for the right cause.

I may have a relativly small force, but I sure as hell will send them to fight alongside FIN, Drink-alot and Cornixpes with pride. Every single man will damn well fight hard till death, if it comes to that ofcourse. For if it is to stop nations like yourself from bullying others, I will gladly die for that cause.

The Empire of Alkos
Intelligent Neighbors
25-01-2004, 23:18
I salute your bravery Alkos, and thank you and cornix for your support.

Now for more pressing matters:

*Camera changes view to sky, 20 magnificent looking planes streak past, leaving huge vapour trails. A few seconds later and the sound of them is heard.*

As you can see our fighters are in the air above drink, helping to defend him.

FIN
Iuthia
25-01-2004, 23:50
project~x~ is succesfully landed on Drink-alot, then released with this saying

"drink-alot lets hope you ide by yourself and not at the hands of project~x~"

Project~x~ sets upon a group of wanderers and dovours them hungrily, and ever so feroicusly, in a new ending unsatable hunger hunt

Hm... may I point out that by "landing" on his nation without RPing the approach in itself could be consieved as "GODMODing" because even this small nation could have Air defences and/or Naval defences...

If you want to crush some new nation, do it with good RP to give them an example of what to aspire to... not "I land on your nation, I kill some people".
Csabaland
26-01-2004, 12:17
The bravery of the 3 nations standing against James Adams has impressed the government of Csabaland, and we shall also send 5,000 infantry, along with the 5,000 already in Drink-alot, to aide the defending nation (Drink-alot). Although this force is not very large, we hope other nations will come to our aide in defending a small nation against the arrogance of a large one.
Iuthia
26-01-2004, 13:59
The bravery of the 3 nations standing against James Adams has impressed the government of Csabaland, and we shall also send 5,000 infantry, along with the 5,000 already in Drink-alot, to aide the defending nation (Drink-alot). Although this force is not very large, we hope other nations will come to our aide in defending a small nation against the arrogance of a large one.

Well, seeing as this situation started with a rather poor declaration of war, most nations will probably not bother reading the middle of thread before posting... my initial reaction was that I would be fine watching Drink-alot get bombed into a crator.

However, before I reacted to it, I read the thread... I kinda still don't care, but I recognise that we all make mistakes.

Point being, most people who see this thread may not read this bit, and may not support you.
26-01-2004, 14:06
Supreme Commander of Socialist Armed Forces
Chief Socialist President Thomas Alexandri Ha'Goth
Chief High Commander of Socialist Armed Forces
Chief Socialist General Dandri Gorga Valdri'Katar

Peoples Socialist Defense Army
Classified Battle, Assault, Command, Troop Support, Artillery and Battle Assault Tanks.

-Troops- 800,000 (400,000 in Socialist Defense Reserve)

-Armored Units-
x280 T-55AM Battle Tanks
x240 T-62MK Battle Tanks
x280 T-64B1 Battle Tanks
x280 T-84 Battle Tanks

x420 M60A3 Main Battle Tanks

x80 T-80UM2? "Black Eagle"

x140 M1A2 Abrams Battle Assault Tanks
x280 T-72BV Battle Assault Tanks
x140 T-90K Command Tanks

x200 M551A1 Troop Support Tanks
x180 M3A3 Bradely Troop Support Tanks
x420 BMP-2E Troop Support Tanks

x150 M109A6 Paladin Main Artillery Tanks

Peoples Socialist Defense Navy
Classified NRSS for Nodea Rudav Socialist Sea

-Sea Surface Units-
x1 Sverdlov class Battlecruiser
-NRSS Battle Warrior

x2 Bismarck Class Experimental Battleship
-NRSS New Bismarck-(Normal Version)
-NRSS New Tirpitz-(Improved Verson)

x5 Modified Iowa Class Battleships
-NRSS Independence
-NRSS Titan Defender
-NRSS Rudavia
-NRSS Peoples Might
-NRSS Peoples Voice

x1 Orel Ul'yanovsk class Aircraft Carrier
-NRSS Trinity

x1 LHD-4 Alligator Experimental Attack Carrier
-NRSS Alligator

-Sea Submerged Units-
x4 Akula I-Improved Nuclear Attack Submarine
-NRSS Reliance
-NRSS Defiance
-NRSS Freedom
-NRSS Triton Guardius

x2 Akula II Nuclear Attack Submarine
-NRSS Reliant
-NRSS Relentless

x2 Oscar II Cruise Missle Submarine
-NRSS Socialist Protector
-NRSS Socialist Democracy

x3 Oscar Cruise Missle Submarine
-NRSS Comrade Malatose
-NRSS Comrade Big Oscar
-NRSS Comrade Russia

x4 Kilo Class Submarine
-NRSS Comrade Kilo
-NRSS Socialism
-NRSS Big Brethren
-NRSS Fat Kat the First

x1 941 Typhoon Nuclear Submarine
-NRSS Behemoth

x4 667BDRM Dolphin DELTA IV
-NRSS Delta One
-NRSS Delta Two
-NRSS Delta Three
-NRSS Delta Four

x3 X2-02 Series Foxtrot-II Experimental Submarine
-NRSS Sea Fox
-NRSS Sea Vixen
-NRSS Foxtrot Three

Peoples Socialist Defense Air Force
Classified Fighter, Attacker, Fighter/Attacker, Intercepter, Bomber, Intercepter/Bomber, Tactical Fighter, and Supreme Tactical Fighter

-Military Aircraft-
x80 Su-27 Flanker (SUKHOI)
x80 Su-25 Frogfoot Grach (Rook)
x40 Su-24 Fencer (SUKHOI)
x80 MiG-31 Foxhound (MIKOYAN-GUREVICH)
x40 MiG-27 Flogger D, J (MIKOYAN-GUREVICH)

x80 F-4 Phantom II
x80 F-14 Tomcat
x80 AV-8B Harrier Attack Planes-20 stationed on LHD-4 Alligator
x140 F-16 Fighting Falcon

x40 B-52 Stratofortress
x45 AC-130H Spectre Gunship

x40 C-141B Starlifter
x40 KC-135R Stratotanker

x40 F/A-22 Raptor Stealth Fighter
x40 F-117A Nighthawk Stealth Fighter
x20 B-2 Spirit Stealth Bomber
x5 SR-71 Blackbird Spy Planes
x40 B-1B Lancer

x20 Beriev A-50 Mainstay
x40 E-2C Hawkeye
x20 E-3 Sentry (AWACS)

-[i]Rotary Military Aircraft[i]-
x80 Mi-35 Hind E
x80 Mi-17 HIP H
x100 Mi-14 Haze
x14 UH-1N Huey Helicopter-4 stationed on LHD-4 Alligator

x40 AH-1W Super Cobra-14 stationed on LHD-4 Alligator
x40 RAH-66 Comanche
x80 AH-64 Apache
x100 UH-1 Huey Helicopter
x14 UH-1N Huey Helicopter-4 stationed on LHD-4 Alligator

x8 SH-60 LAMPS MK III Seahawk(ASW Helicopter)-4 stationed on LHD-4 Alligator
x80 V-22 Osprey
x80 H-3 Sea King
x14 CH-53 Sea Stallion-4 stationed on LHD-4 Alligator
x14 MH-53E Sea Dragon-4 stationed on LHD-4 Alligator
x14 MH-53J Pave Low III-4 stationed on LHD-4 Alligator
x14 CH-46E Sea Knight-2 stationed on LHD-4 Alligator

Peoples Socialist Nuclear Weapons Defense Command
x20 100 Kt Atomic Bombs-4 Placed on Four DELTA IV Class
x20 2000 kt Hydrogen Bombs-2 Placed on One DELTA IV Class

Socialist Defense Neutronic Weapons Command
x4 2000 Kt Neutronic Fission Bomb
x20 500 Kt Neutronic Fission Bomb

DO NOT Force me to stop you with FORCE, Drunker. I will be more than happy to destroy an Imperialistic Nation such as yours, whom declared war for such an IDIOTIC cause. Henceforth you attack James adams, I will Liberate your People from your Imperialistic Rule.
Free Iuthia
26-01-2004, 14:45
DO NOT Force me to stop you with FORCE, Drunker. I will be more than happy to destroy an Imperialistic Nation such as yours, whom declared war for such an IDIOTIC cause. Henceforth you attack James adams, I will Liberate your People from your Imperialistic Rule.

OOC: Dude, it's a really nice post and I would hate to knock it but... well, read the thread, it's turned the other way around now and he's said he's not going to declare war and James is attacking him...

Or at least, thats my understanding of the developments...

I could be wrong but to be honest I'm not that bothered eitherway...
26-01-2004, 14:56
OOC:

I was talking IC, dude. :D

Anywho, I ain't really gonna attack, just like posting my forces to nations that like to attack everyone, just to see.......ack....wait....BranFart.....what was I saying......wait.......almost got it............DANGIT!.......whatever, I ain't gonna attack... :x
Intelligent Neighbors
26-01-2004, 15:03
Drink does not want war any more, and he is not attacking James Adams. :!:

If you look a little back then you will see that Drink backed down. Then James attacked. He is the aggressor now and we (FIN, cornixpes, Alkos and Csabaland) are trying to prevent James Adams and his 'allies' attacking a very young nation who was not fully aware of the implications of wanting to declare war on James Adams.

Drink does not want conflict anymore and therefore you should leave him alone. You would just be acting maliciously, and as older nations (James) you should respect the fact that he is new.

Also, allies of James, some of you are GODMODDERS, especially Blood cabal and the witch king. How do you have such large militaries when you are only a couple of days old. Blood cabal, how do you have those microwave guns? You did not buy them, I checked. You are a liar.

Nordea Rudav, you do not have that large a military, you are only a little older than me and not as large as Cornixpes. I except that is your actual military stats but they are not that good.

James Adams, what is project X? please explain or we will just ignore it. Also, you cannot dictate how many casualties the enemy has.

What I am getting at here is that this conflict should be stopped, there is no need for it. Please stop this and leave drink alone, he will not attack anyones nation and neither will we. We will only defend what is his.

Please take note of this,
The Federation of Intelligent Neighbors
26-01-2004, 15:10
My military has been built up over A PERIOD, my Comrade Brethren, and I would never be ABLE TO USE IT ALL IN ANY ASSAULT.

I have built that large of a Military in use as DEFENSE, not offense. My budget would only support defense, for Offensive operations are mainly the Job of the Peoples Socialist Defense Navy, which can ONLY SEND SOME UNITS out at a time.

I assure you, Comrade Brethren, I will nor attack nor Godmode in use of this large DEFENSIVE military. For, in the end, I strive to make sure I follow the rules to my best.

Besides, most of the tank units are backups, no crews, as with some jets and whatnot. The Navy is the only force that has all ships currently crewed at the sacrifice of many other branches.

So, intern, I have made a sacrifice of the Army and Air Force, but the Navy is the best of my Nation, and, intern, is my Offensive weapon as the other branches are my Defensive Weapon.

Some Naval backup units are used for defense, but only SOME. They will stay behind if a war Erupts.
Intelligent Neighbors
26-01-2004, 21:22
Statement from supreme commander of the armed forces to James Adams and allies:

"I have been asked by the Fuhrer to Inform you that the forces of our great nation have landed upon Drink's shores and are taking up defensive positions around the nations cities and important strongholds. There are many aircraft patrolling the skies and many tanks and men upon the ground. We still hope for peace and ask for a reply to the question: What is Project X? Are you withdrawing it?

However if my forces see any of your forces, they will burn in our improved napalm. This is your last warning, withdraw any men you may have sent!

Just to prove that we are not lying about upgraded Napalm..."

*Camera switches to view of rainforest*

"This is part of our rainforest that was scheduled for destruction..."

*Two JF20 planes scream past, at MACH 3. Two small black shapes drop from them. The dissapear into the leaves, a moment later two huge fireballs rip through the forest and into the air. The fires continue to burn*

"This is someone trying to put a small fire out..."

*Man in flame retardant suit chucks a bucket of water at the fire and runs very quickly backwards. As soon as the water touches the fire, there is a huge explosion, a huge bang. The camera fails.*

"This is the special element in our Napalm, caesium (cesium). It will produce large amounts of energy and hydrogen from water. The burning napalm sets the hydrogen on fire... bang!

We do not wish to use these or our phosphorous tank buster bombs but we will if we need to. "

NOTE: These are not WMD's OK!

"You have been warned,
Commander out"