24-01-2004, 16:27
Today in Crappypants, 15,000 members of FroggyWorld Against Dictatorship were gassed by order of Bob The Slob. When interviewed, Bob noted "I didn't have any adequate non-Crappypants citizens to test on, so....where the HELL's my coffee? I WANT COFFEEE!" Froggyliciousness is expected to reduce Crappypants to pieces of sheet metal.
~Channel 4 News! Your HORRIBLY CRAPPY NEWS SOURCE!
~Channel 4 News! Your HORRIBLY CRAPPY NEWS SOURCE!