declaration of war on Mutant dogs
Midlonia
24-01-2004, 11:47
I declar war on Mutant dogs as he has brutally insulted me and my empire, his destruction and assimalation will be swift and i demand that there is no outside involvment as you will simply be ignored
I declar war on Mutant dogs as he has brutally insulted me and my empire, his destruction and assimalation will be swift and i demand that there is no outside involvment as you will simply be ignoredNice, kinda like I'll invade you and ignore any defence you may have?
Midlonia
24-01-2004, 11:48
no... i meant outside involvement
no... i meant outside involvementAh, a clever trich. Iraq should have done that.
Midlonia
24-01-2004, 11:51
lol ok ok i'll be more clear.......
this is between mutant dogs and me alone no other involvement from any other countries
lol ok ok i'll be more clear.......
this is between mutant dogs and me alone no other involvement from any other countriesThank you :D
Midlonia
24-01-2004, 12:15
bumb
Mutant Dogs
24-01-2004, 12:19
The Presedent of Mutant Dogs would like to smooth things over with communication
ehem,
Your going down, son!
Mutant Dogs
24-01-2004, 12:21
RELEASE THE LEPRECHAUNS!!
MUAHAHAHAH - MY ARMY OF SHAMROCK DWELLING HALFMEN WITH DEVOUR YOU! THOUGH THEY MAY BE LITTLE IN SIZE, THEY ARE A CUNNING FOLK...
Look, they have already taken over your town taverns!
It seems as though they are proceeding to drink all of da guiness. Ammazing, they seem to have a botomless stomach for alchahole.
oh no, the alchohole has enraged them even more, there cunningness has been replaced with drunken rage (much worse).
Midlonia
24-01-2004, 12:25
The Presedent of Mutant Dogs would like to smooth things over with communication
ehem,
Your going down, son!
*sigh* when will they learn, Baldrick?
-yes my lord?
- mobilize the empire's troops
-yes my lord
[code:1:d52e56647e]to: empire
From: Midlonia
Mobilize all troops, this number should be apporximately 1.8 million in men, 300 in aircraft and 300 in tanks and artillery, invasion of Mutant dogs is to begin as soon as possible [/code:1:d52e56647e]
Mutant Dogs
24-01-2004, 12:25
A delta team floods your town hall, swiftly murdering your leaders and politicians. Rather than savage your town, the leprechauns retreat, to be replaced with skilled snipers and tactical units, who in moments seize your town... In better words
I OWN YOU, SON
Mutant Dogs
24-01-2004, 12:28
The snipers position themselves throughout major areas in town, stopping any possible retake, and the brutal force of leprechauns and wolves remains ready at hand for fighting. The city is policed harshly preventing any kind of rebellion - anyone caught stirring a mob is swiftly executed...
Midlonia
24-01-2004, 12:28
GOD MODDING!
i am trying to have a decent little RP that will teach you how to RP, but u seem hell bent on reporting my losses which you cannot do....
Mutant Dogs
24-01-2004, 12:29
The Mutant Dog's area in the mountains is difficult to locate - and with a 48 percent armed forces bunkered in for fighting, it is not possible to seige our town
Midlonia
24-01-2004, 12:30
.....hmm impossible to seige..Baldrick?
-sir?
-airstike the mountains, blow up the mountains.. in fact if possible physically remove the mountains.....
Mutant Dogs
24-01-2004, 12:30
GOD MODDING!
i am trying to have a decent little RP that will teach you how to RP, but u seem hell bent on reporting my losses which you cannot do....
Ok sorry - just messing...
Start again, and we will take turns replying...
you can go first
Who is baldrick?
Is he married?
Never mind if he is
He has such a sexy name.
Midlonia
24-01-2004, 12:38
Who is baldrick?
Is he married?
Never mind if he is
He has such a sexy name.
ew........ no he isn't married and for good reasons, he is the premier's aid
White Dwarf
24-01-2004, 12:50
midlonia, please do not attack astra zeneka or mutant dogs. they are idots and think loseing is wining.
Midlonia
24-01-2004, 12:51
goes stroppy
... but i want more stuff for my emipreeeeeeeee....
Oh so dats wat u call it these days,
Look we all want bigger emipreeeee's to impress da wife or girlfriend but you just got to remember it is da way dat u use it dat counts.
Huzen Hagen
24-01-2004, 13:18
Who is baldrick?
Is he married?
Never mind if he is
He has such a sexy name.
ew........ no he isn't married and for good reasons, he is the premier's aid
I am afraid to say that i am in the employment of Huzen Hagen as there Minister for Cunning Plans and have been since before your founding.
http://www.blackadderhall.com/images/baldrick.jpg
Baldick
Minister for Cunning Plans
lol v gd hes not married lol
Midlonia
24-01-2004, 13:51
he is his cousin... and is also the minister of cunning plans....
Huzen Hagen
24-01-2004, 13:54
he is his cousin... and is also the minister of cunning plans....
What are you saying my Baldrick is the Cousin of your Baldrick?
Mutant Dogs
24-01-2004, 14:01
eh?
are you guys still fighting me or what? anyways i thinks i will have a nap soon, so hurry up if you planned on any rp. I'm a writer and therefore will kick your ass, son
Midlonia
24-01-2004, 14:03
yes your baldrick is a cousin of my baldrick, who is a cousin of your baldrick
*slaps baldrick for poor speechwriting*
Mutant Dogs
24-01-2004, 14:36
man, it's like 11:30 i'm wasted
tell you what ... we'll start the war tommorow, after I establish some well though out - or well dreamt up rules...
Huzen Hagen
24-01-2004, 14:54
yes your baldrick is a cousin of my baldrick, who is a cousin of your baldrick
*slaps baldrick for poor speechwriting*
Ahh, would you like a clone of the origanal Baldrick? you can never have enough Baldricks