NationStates Jolt Archive

I will kill all you non-noobs even though your militaries are 100000000000000000000000000 times the size of mine!

see if you van handle my sticks'n'stones technology! My explosive firecrackers will blow you up! Our army is large and brave! One person armed with a pea shooter!

We HAve Mobile artillery! They're called roman candles! THE SUPER TANKS WILL BLOW YOU UP, IF THEIR FUSE DOES NOT RUN OUT. THEY ARE FIRECRACKER MINITANKS AND WILL BLOW YOU UP!

WE ALSO HAVE ICBM'S. THEY ARE REMOTE CONTROLLED AND ARE ABOUT A FOOT TALL! WHEN THEY HIT THE GROUND THEY SPLASH WATER EVERYWHERE!

MY NAVY WILL KILL YOU! THEY CAN SWIM PRETTY FAST AND GO UNDERWATER. THEY ARE CALLED MINNOWS. SEE IF YOU CAN HANDLE THEM!

SO CAN YOU BRAVE IT UP AND FIGHT ME?

A NEW TECHNOLOGY JUST ARRIVED FROM MY ALLY! IT IS CALLED "THE WHEEL". I WILL USE THIS TO SQUASH EVERYONE!!!!

WE HAVE ANOTHER LETHAL TECHNOLOGY! ITS CALLED MCDONALDS HAMBURGERS! GUARANTEED SICKNESS WITHIN 2 HOURS CAN YOU HANDLE THAT?

VWAHAHAHAHA! MCDONALDS IS MY NEW WMD PRODUCER!

Can you n00bs get any worse ? But i have some sort of feeling your a puppet... dont bother whoever it is its just hoogging up space, and if you have noticed, noones posted.

NEW MCDONALDS FRENCH FRIES JUST ARRIVED! SEE IF YOU CAN HANDLE THE POWER OF MUTATED SPUDS DIPPED IN ANIMAL FAT! VWAHAHAHAHAHA!

ANYONE BRAVE ENOUGH POST, AND FACE MY SUPERIOR FORCE!

iLock - Pure spam.

iModbomb - Born-to-Spam.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation
NationStates Game Moderator