NationStates Jolt Archive

Through recent deals I have aquired some liquid adamantium' and I almost completely coated three tanks' making them semi-invulnerble :!: At a modest $500'000'000 you can have one' and with it the means to take on 1000 normal tanks :twisted: ! Hurry because remember there is only three of them :!:

Uh, these are made of tinfoil! ::slices through one with car key:: I'll give you five bucks for the three of them, and I think thats damn generous of me.

Yes it would be if they WERE made of tin-foil but they are not :!: :x So don't ruin role-playing :!: However you may buy one any-way.....BUT NOT FOR A STINKING FIVE BUCKS!!!!!!!!! Or i'll us em' on you!!!!! :twisted:

Role play is no fun if you have godmod tanks. And just for kicks, I'd like to see your tin tanks fight one of my Armageddon tanks.

http://upl.mine.nu/uplfolders/upload3/apoc.jpg

FOOLISH NATION OF MAN...

WE ARE INTERESTED TO SEE HOW MUCH THESE... TANKS... OF YOURS CAN WITHSTAND...

TELL US... CAN THEY WITHSTAND A FULL ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT ON YOUR PATHETIC NATION, ONE CAPABLE OF ANNIHILATING YOUR ENTIRE CIVILLIAN POPULATION...?

WE STILL HAVE A POWERFUL WEAPONS ARRAY LEFT OVER FROM OUR LAST WAR... WE ARE INTERESTED IN TESTING THESE... "SEMI-INVULNERABLE" TANKS...

OUR NEW WORLDSHIP, THE MOKUSHIROKU, IS PREPARING TO DROP OUT OF SUBSPACE IN GEOSYNCHRONOUS ORBIT ABOVE YOUR WORTHLESS COUNTRY. WE SUGGEST YOU EVACUATE...

OOC: If you are a space RP nation, do not get involved in modern RP.

FOOLISH NATION OF MAN...

WE ARE INTERESTED TO SEE HOW MUCH THESE... TANKS... OF YOURS CAN WITHSTAND...

TELL US... CAN THEY WITHSTAND A FULL ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT ON YOUR PATHETIC NATION, ONE CAPABLE OF ANNIHILATING YOUR ENTIRE CIVILLIAN POPULATION...?

WE STILL HAVE A POWERFUL WEAPONS ARRAY LEFT OVER FROM OUR LAST WAR... WE ARE INTERESTED IN TESTING THESE... "SEMI-INVULNERABLE" TANKS...

OUR NEW WORLDSHIP, THE MOKUSHIROKU, IS PREPARING TO DROP OUT OF SUBSPACE IN GEOSYNCHRONOUS ORBIT ABOVE YOUR WORTHLESS COUNTRY. WE SUGGEST YOU EVACUATE...

:| You n00bs are all waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too thickheaded for your own good.

Can these tanks withstand a hit by an ICBM from within one hundred meters? If not, get out of my sight you simpleton.

Oh, oh, oh.
Try takin' on a Kroggie
http://www.planetannihilation.com/taan/pages/walpapers/walpapers/petite/Wallpaper6big.jpg
Its about 200 feet tall and has lots of guns. It could EAT your tanks. Of course, its not horribly godmodded, 'cause you can blow it up, it aint made of super-duper-everythingproof metal.

WOW! That is one hell-of-a-tank! Any-way' number one: Heck-yeah of-course I woudn't want invincible weapons on the market or i'd be screwed cause they'r the only ones I got! They are only SEMI-invincible. But they are not tin-foil......Heck did ya see how much they weigh! The adamantium alone is about 9000 pound per tank! dat sure ain't tin-foil baby!

(OOC: Actually, Neo-Mekanta was created, originally, to serve as cannon fodder for an RP. Now I just use it to counter-godmode against godmodders who think they're using normal rules, and 4zZ r4p3 them at their own game. ^_^)

Several Machines make rude gestures at the silly human nations. One holds up a sign reading "Come and get us, meatbags!"

Whos talking Skullzz? I say we all back slowly out of this topic.

WOW! That is one hell-of-a-tank! Any-way' number one: Heck-yeah of-course I woudn't want invincible weapons on the market or i'd be screwed cause they'r the only ones I got! They are only SEMI-invincible. But they are not tin-foil......Heck did ya see how much they weigh! The adamantium alone is about 9000 pound per tank! dat sure ain't tin-foil baby!

Even if this was everything you say it is and more, I think the dual 155mm cannons on my Armageddons would still tear through the thing like a hot monomolecular blade through butter.

Whos talking Skullzz? I say we all back slowly out of this topic.

A nation who didnt claim their tanks can take on 1000 of any other tank is talking.

You fools HA HA HA HA! :twisted: You shall shall wrath1 :twisted: BWA HA HA HA HA! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: I have The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen on my side! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Vapires can rip pure metal! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: You think you puny robots are any math for me?!?!?! HA HA HA die scum. :twisted:

Oh, oh, oh.
Try takin' on a Kroggie
http://www.planetannihilation.com/taan/pages/walpapers/walpapers/petite/Wallpaper6big.jpg
Its about 200 feet tall and has lots of guns. It could EAT your tanks. Of course, its not horribly godmodded, 'cause you can blow it up, it aint made of super-duper-everythingproof metal.



OOC: wow, a TA fan, nice to see another one around here.

P.S. Mavericks own j00!

X Gentlemens tanks:
http://www.anim8or.com/gallery/gallery7/tank.jpg

Anyway, if you want more TA goodness, try my storefront:
http://com3.runboard.com/bnationstatesforum

Hmm. Adamantium? Where did you obtain this precious alloy? We currently need it for a...program...of ours. What else would you expect to use as a manifold on a thermonuclear fusion engine's nozzles? WHAT!?

Heck-yeah of-course I woudn't want invincible weapons on the market or i'd be screwed cause they'r the only ones I got! They are only SEMI-invincible. But they are not tin-foil......Heck did ya see how much they weigh! The adamantium alone is about 9000 pound per tank! dat sure ain't tin-foil baby!
That's 4 and a half tons... Now, let's assume this tank is about the weight of an M1A2 Abrams, which is 68.7 tons. That makes it 73.2 tons. While that might not seem like that much of a difference, remember a ton is 2000 pounds. While I believe this fictional "adamntium" armor would weigh far more than you seem to guesstimate, that tank is past any sensible specs. While it might be able to take a lot of hits, this tank would be close to immobile and completely useless in battle.
Not to mention the fact I have to question the possibility of your nation having adamntium in the first place...

OOC: TA guy, do you RP modern or future, cause bipedal walkers are not allowed in Modern. And thats like....all that TA is besides the needless tanks in that game. K-bots rule all and everything

You have a population of 9 million people. Your country is only a few days old. Your tank is impossible even with technology decades into the future.

If I was an asshat I would invade you for being an asshat.

Week old countries don't have super tanks, and I don't mind future/space RP as long as it's within reason. Super tanks with a super alloy that can take on super amounts of other tanks, coming from a brand new nation, is not within reason. I realize that my country is not old either, but I'm not the one making space ships or invisible bombers or The Holy Tank of Antioch.

Neo-dude your going DOWN! My men drink so much Hyde-Potion that they grow 35 ft tall and feast on your machines like hot-dogs! :twisted: So (HA HA) long (HA HA) Twittie- (HA HA) Pie! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: BWA HA HA HA! :twisted:

Hem hem hem..... Neo-Makanta or what-ever your name is.....YOUR SCREWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: BHA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! :twisted:

Well, you never said your tanks were NBC protected so.....

-a thin, green gas begins filtering into X Gentlemen-

So long LA! Captain Nemo has his sub suck-up all your "green gas" re-deploys into canisters' my ivisible-men sneak the gas in to your nations HQ thus destroying your goverment and throwing you nation in to utter-chaos! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

okay, im sick of your NS BS.

*launches 3, armed ICBMs to triangular coordinates within C Gentlemen, thus destroying his nation completely*

There

How old are you? Godmoding is bad, mmkay?

You idiot! Captain Nemo counter-acts your stupid ICBMs with his own missles' and pleasing the people by a brief fire-work show.

Oh and by the way tanks that are coated with adamantium are sold here. :D

A sexy Burnsian seduces Captain Nemo while 4 125 MT nuclear weapons go off, destroying all of X Gentlemen.

OOC: Are you an older nation having fun X Gentlemen? :)

*the ICBMs, being armed spread radioactivity over 99% of X Gentlemen's air, and all citizens become cancerous within 33 minutes xD*

I think he really is a older nation who just created a new one.
Only a complete idiot would say "My invisible troops kill your government leaders and cpatain ahab or nemo or sumtin like that blah blah blah.

Either that, or he is a Noob who just wants to be a big important nation, but is very FAR away from that.

I'm sorry if I seem like i'm godmoding but number 1: I bought the adamantium' number 2: my nation is completly centerd around The League of Extaordinary Gentlemen. Number 3 Allan Quartermain blow a hole in the back of your "sexy lady's" head before she does anything. Oh by the way' whoever said it was right' I used to be big' I was the great Mardla.....I was deleted (notice my other nation New Mardla). TRUCE? :D

What people are seeing here is a n00b godmoding. Your tanks are impossible. Accept that. You can't declare losses for others, also. You have broken many rules, such as they are in Free-Form RP.

I suggest that you learn to roleplay. Introduce your nation. Play nice.

(OOC: Eh, I decided a tool to facilitate an RP isn't effective in this situation, so I'm withdrawing my puppet-enemy. What IS, however, is a mostly-modern (About two decades beyond modern) nation. Oh, and giant robots might work, if your nation is heavily AI based. Long story. ^_^ It would have been cool to level their country with the Mokushiroku's arsenal, though...)