NationStates Jolt Archive

A super tanker carrying crude oil and chemical waste to a safe dumping ground somewhere in the south percific was run aground last night of the costal waters of the middle east region when a freak electical storm hit the area knocking out the navigational araiy of the Anarchist dole scum tanker where the very week hull split open spewing out thousends of gallons of what can only be discribed as goop all over the coust line.

Spokesperson for the minestry of Enviroment & Shipping Sydney Rotton had this to say about the incident "BAASSSTAAARRRRDDSSSS"
Eric Spike the undersecutary went on to say "We all see what Mr Rotten is saying we bought that tanker off HAUKKA in there resent sale of navel merchendise and where asured that it was a double lined hull"

The peoples Republic of Anarchist Dole Scum are now appeling for help with an emmence clean up job whitch will surly leave its scares to the enviroment of this region

The Repbulic of Belle Wood will gladly help with the clean up. Though our nation is small at the moment, we can expen a few National Guard troops to help you in this time.

We can send you as many assistances as needed, and would like a response. Thank you.

Col TE Volkert
USMC(Retired)
President of Belle Wood

The peoples Republic of Anarchist Dole Scum welcomes Belle woods help with open arms.... unfortunatly Sydney Rotton QC was unable to comment so undersecutary Eric Spike will be dealing with all diplomatic relations at this point


once again thank you and may this forge a friendship between our great nations

The peoples Republic of Anarchist Dole Scum welcomes Belle woods help with open arms.... unfortunatly Sydney Rotton QC was unable to comment so undersecutary Eric Spike will be dealing with all diplomatic relations at this point


once again thank you and may this forge a friendship between our great nations

The Federation of Afsania would gladly help out with this endever. We currently have a small batch of petrolium consuming bacteria. This is the first batch in our program to assist in such environmental disasters. Unfortunalty, in order to provide suport on such a large scale, funds would be needed. Our country is ratehr small and under capitalised. We rely on grands from other country to further our research. A sponcer would greatly increase our viablity to respond and assist in this venture.

Varian Quintos
Minister for Environment, Afsania

To:Varian Quintos
Minister of Environment for
The Federation of Afsania

From:Eric Spike
Undersecutary to the Minister of Environment and trade
The peoples Republic of Anarchist Dole Scum

Thank you for your swift reply and surport although i fear that we might not be able to comply with your request.

The peoples Republic of Anarchist Dole Scum is like yourselfs a fairly new and growing nation that runs its econamy on barter and trade rather than a direct moneitry system.

Saying this we still might have things that you need with whitch we can trade also an offer of alliance between our nations would stand aswell as a place in our new region whitch will be accesable in two weeks is also open to new up and coming like minded nations

finerly we would like to point out that this issue is beyond what can be put in pockets and more about protecting that whitch gives us life

OOC: Eric is possibley the only hippy in a nation of anarchic hardcore front line punks.... poor him hehehehehehe :lol: :shock:

I have jsut confered with our minister for food, Ferida Deris and our minister for medicine, Dr. Seluza Neveris and we may be able to work somethign out. AS we are an island nation, one of our major imports is food. If we could recieve a shipment of food from your country, then some of the funds allocated for food could be relocated to this project.

We already have a small scale bacterial manufacturing plant. One the funds have been allocated, it would requre a very short amount of time to convert it for mass production. The main reason for the need of funds is to expand and convert the plant and to cover the loss of income from it's current biomedical purpose.

Varian Quintos
Minister of the Environment

Afsania

That seems very exceptibal to me being a big agrocultaral nation with a small population we have plenty of food to spare although it is ALL vegtable and pulse based...... Although we do have a small black market in cheese but keep it to yourself

Looks like we'll have to send some of our ships to help clean up this mess. We don't want our fish to have three heads.

Representative of Anarchist dole scum,

We would be most interested in a trade of vegetables. The issue would be managing to transport them here while still fresh. They would be of higher value to us if they were fresh rather than frozen (and there by more funds could be allocated). We are considering a marketing campaine based on this import (Help save the envirmonemt, buy Anarchist dole scum vegetables) and a small survey population thought it a good idea.

We are a relativly small country, and thus do not requrie allot of food. What quantities do you have in surplus and of what varieties? We are a tropical nation and thus the colder climate 'traditional' vegetables are a delacacy that we very often cannot afford. They also spoil very redily, so many supliers don't normaly import them in large quantaties. With a sucessfull campain and advertisement program though, we should be able to get a relativly large quantity out to the population quickly.

Ferida Deris,
Minister for food, Afsania

Daviestan is happy to send citizens to help. Those volunteered for the task will be members of the Friendly Helping Clinic, and the only payment we ask is food and lodgings for the Clinic inmates and armed guards accompanying them for your safety.