NationStates Jolt Archive

Just Tell me What Custom Weapon you Want and we will decide on a price 8) any Questions Call me

I need a weapon that can fire strands of spaghetti at near-light speeds, with an attachable sauce launcher. Also, it should be convertible to paper clips, staples, Q-tips, and pubic hairs.

i want fighters and rocket launchers that fire meatballs.

I need a weapon that can shoot a spring loaded ping pong ball at a level distance for about 100,000,000,000 miles and has a army grade cheese grader blade in it and has a fetus harvester in the stock

I'm sick of people laying siege to my walls. AK-47's just aren't good enough anymore. I'd like a catapult to launch cows onto the enemy. Any help would be 'preciated. Viva le Kaitax!! :twisted:

Kaitax let me think of a price you name a price first


as a matter of fact all of you name a price and i will see what i can do :!:

Im with Kaitax, however I think instead you should build a large wooden badger....:)

I want a device that produces sound specificaly geared toward Mime frequencies, which makes them melt.

First of all, you spelled "Custom" wrong. No offence.

Anywho, i would like a gigantic guitar to appese godzilla. Then i could get guitar-playing godzilla and use him as a weapon, blasting a giant sound wave at my enemies.

I would also like giant Clogs for godzilla so he could crush people while he danced to his own music. Not that he couldnt already crush people, just so that the people know that they are getting crushed by GIANT CLOGS!!!

A Big sqirt gun that shoot dog pee so i can mark them, then a HUGE BABY TO POOP AND PEE ON THEM.

ok all of you name a price and i will see about it oh and thank you for buying from me :D