Nuke the whales!!!!
Bobbania
23-01-2004, 01:29
Nucke the wahles or we all perish beanth them!!!!
The Fedral Union
23-01-2004, 01:40
:roll: Is this mindless spam or a joke ? :lol: :lol: :roll:
"Hm." Sounded Colin, switching over from the Bobbania news channel. "Gotta nuke somethin'." He shrugged.
The Fedral Union
23-01-2004, 01:58
:shock: :shock:
Nuke?
Whales?
What is this madness?
Sputnistan
23-01-2004, 02:10
Personally, I think we should bathe the whales, not nuke them
Sputnistan
23-01-2004, 02:11
Personally, I think we should bathe the whales, not nuke them
Whales are food. Don't nuke them, except in a microwave. To do that, you gotta cut 'em up or use a BIG microvave.
Bobbania
As a mameber of the global scientific comunity, I would have to highly disagree with your statements about firing WMD against such gentle creatures as the wales. They provide us with a excelent study in the evolution of a land based creature returning to the water. They are also very behaviouraly interesting. They may also provide us with the cure to many of our current diseases and disorders.
Brillig
Currently the population is not large enough to undertake such a undertaking. We are exploring the posibility of geneticaly engeneering a certian small species of whale (the pilot whale, Globicephala melaena) for posible domestication. Currently we are looking for international funding for this project.
Farrier Iordensk
Minister of Science, Afsania
Bobbania
As a mameber of the global scientific comunity, I would have to highly disagree with your statements about firing WMD against such gentle creatures as the wales. They provide us with a excelent study in the evolution of a land based creature returning to the water. They are also very behaviouraly interesting. They may also provide us with the cure to many of our current diseases and disorders.
Brillig
Currently the population is not large enough to undertake such a undertaking. We are exploring the posibility of geneticaly engeneering a certian small species of whale (the pilot whale, Globicephala melaena) for posible domestication. Currently we are looking for international funding for this project.
Farrier Iordensk
Minister of Science, Afsania
Bobbania
As a mameber of the global scientific comunity, I would have to highly disagree with your statements about firing WMD against such gentle creatures as the wales. They provide us with a excelent study in the evolution of a land based creature returning to the water. They are also very behaviouraly interesting. They may also provide us with the cure to many of our current diseases and disorders.
Brillig
Currently the population is not large enough to undertake such a undertaking. We are exploring the posibility of geneticaly engeneering a certian small species of whale (the pilot whale, [i]Globicephala melaena[/]) for posible domestication. Currently we are looking for international funding for this project.
Farrier Iordensk
Minister of Science, Afsania
You know he has the ability to nuke us all. Maybe wahles is a code word.
What would you do if the whales nuked you?
This just in:
Patoxian Scientists are tracking a weird bird shaped object that appeared from an area near the sun and is entering Earth's atmosphere. Recent data suggests that it is heading toward the city of San Francisco in the southern area of California. One the USSR's Satellites has captured an image of this object.
Satellite Image:
http://www.30doradus.org/tools/starships/birdofprey.gif
Bonstock
23-01-2004, 04:05
Nuke the whales, and we nuke you...
Iansisle
23-01-2004, 07:07
... Recent data suggests that it is heading toward the city of San Francisco in the southern area of California. ...[/img]
Looked at a map recently? ;)
The Edwardian Empire
23-01-2004, 07:10
Gotta nuke somethin'...
Hes right...ya gotta nuke something.
Austar Union
23-01-2004, 07:31
But Whales?
Indra Prime
23-01-2004, 08:00
This just in:
Patoxian Scientists are tracking a weird bird shaped object that appeared from an area near the sun and is entering Earth's atmosphere. Recent data suggests that it is heading toward the city of San Francisco in the southern area of California. One the USSR's Satellites has captured an image of this object.
Satellite Image:
http://www.30doradus.org/tools/starships/birdofprey.gif
Hope they don't land if San Fransisco Bay Park, I hear its under renovations. Something about putting in a kiddy slide and swingset.
GEEZ! Just press the big red button already and nuke something... I don't care want ya nuke but if I don't see a big mushroom cloud, someone's gona pay...
Now back to our regular scheduled programming...
Austar Union
23-01-2004, 08:12
And if I do see a mushroom cloud, your gonna pay Highguard for encouraging it.
Just don't nuke us, that's our only request....
Oh, yes... and surrender instantly, of course!
wow nuke the whales sounds fun...roast whale with a little radioactive seasoning, do you think that'll taste good?