Tasty Foods
23-01-2004, 00:12
Imperial News Center (INC) – Thought the Tasty Foods’s nuclear program was gone? Think again. It’s back and stronger than ever. In response to the number of nukes irresponsible, terroristic nations possess, Emperor Sean May announced the restarting of the nuclear program. He said in that speech that enough factories and resources will be devoted to the nuclear program to make 50 tactical nukes a day and 1 atomic bomb every 3 months. He also stated that they would begin research on a hydrogen bomb immediately.
Nearly 5,000 protestors showed up outside of the Capitol building just 1 day after Emperor May announced his decision. Fortunately, they were peaceful, but powerful. Shouts of “No More Nukes” and “Emperor May Must Go” rang through the streets of Food City. Whether they like it or not, the Emperor says, Tasty Foods is becoming a nuclear superpower. Back to Jack.
Coming up on the 6 o’clock news…are fat people more likely to succeed than skinny people? We’ll tell you what scientists say coming up in just a few minutes.
Nearly 5,000 protestors showed up outside of the Capitol building just 1 day after Emperor May announced his decision. Fortunately, they were peaceful, but powerful. Shouts of “No More Nukes” and “Emperor May Must Go” rang through the streets of Food City. Whether they like it or not, the Emperor says, Tasty Foods is becoming a nuclear superpower. Back to Jack.
Coming up on the 6 o’clock news…are fat people more likely to succeed than skinny people? We’ll tell you what scientists say coming up in just a few minutes.