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Imperial News Center (INC) – Today will go down as one of the greatest days in the almost 300 year history of Tasty Foods. Today, the first unmanned spacecraft launched from the space base called Progressive. The rocket, known as the Patriot, launched from the base with no problems. This is the countdown that will be remembered forever, at least in Tasty Foods:

“T-minus 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. We have liftoff. Today will be remembered forever in the history of Tasty Foods. Good luck, Patriot.”

The Patriot is expected to reach the moon in 1 week. Check back here regularly to get updates about the mission.

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The Dominion of The Captain congratulates Tasty Foods on its first launch into space.

Emperor May thanks you for your congrats.

The Empire of cartoria would like to congradulate you on your new space program. If you'd like cartoria will help you develop this. if you want you can buy some land on a planet we discovered. we are selling several thousand square miles at a time. It's loaded with uranium and oil. we'll give you a discount too.

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The Emperor wishes for us to thank you for your kind words but must decline the offer. We are not yet advanced enough to colonize a planet, plus we are hoping to find our own planet to live on.

Thanks for the offer, though.